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American foods are cleverly changing their names because they no longer qualify as that legal food - Pringles used to be potato chips, now they’re labeled as “potato crisps” per FDA rules - McDonald’s Shakes are now called “shakes” (not legally milkshakes in some states) - Klondike Bar is no longer a chocolate shell, it’s a Chocolatey shell (not real chocolate) - Dairy Queen: All items are “treats” (no “ice cream” on the menu) - Oreo changed the spelling to “creme” (alternative spelling, not real cream) - Tyson changed spelling to “Wyngz” (It’s a processed chicken labeling trick) - Costco Blueberry Bagels labels as Imitation blueberry bagels (no actual blueberries) - Pearl Milling Company Syrup (formerly Aunt Jemima) Now ‘Original syrup’ not maple syrup. The first ingredients is corn syrup Our food is a science experiment Make America Healthy Again

Pusieron a un pastor alemán a cuidar crias de doberman Y el bicho no entendía porque se portaban tan mal

Something that breaks my heart as a Millennial is how fucking optimistic and fun our teenage years and 20s were. Like we envisioned a TOTALLY different world from the one that we've got and insanely divorced from what Gen-Z are experiencing. Its hard to put in words how fantastic we thought life was gonna be and how it seemed like we were making tangible social progress. We've had all of that ripped away from us.

For the first time since 2012, a Tornado Warning was not issued in the State of Georgia during the month of April. Alabama, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Virginia also went warning-less. Notably, Illinois saw the most at 109. Even California had 6 and New York had 1. @FOX5StormTeam @FOX5Atlanta

HUGE year for boobs (cannons)

I got bit by a coral snake on Sunday. med flighted to the ER. Spent almost 3 days in the ICU & bout died lmfao. First pic is me holding it thinking it was a king snake. The rest are the affects. Still rocking nerve damage. But wild getting bit by the most venomous snake in the US

Kinda crazy how middle class whites can’t afford homes with garages anymore, so their teenage kids don’t have a free place to make angsty punk rock, so we just don’t get music like this anymore

🚨OH. MY. GOSH!!! HORRIFYING new court documents show that a warrant for Greg Biffle's helicopter co-pilot, Aaron Lloyd, and Aaron's wife, Kayelee Lloyd, were issued following information that HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS were stolen from Greg Biffle after he and his family perished in a plane crash. Aaron Lloyd famously helped Greg Biffle fly his helicopter to rescue Hurricane Helene victims in Western North Carolina. Investigators say the plan was carried out by people within the Biffles’ inner circle and had likely been in place for some time. “It is the belief of this affiant that a plan has been in place by friends of Gregory Biffle and strategically executed after the de*th of the Biffle family." This is beyond horrifying...

🚨 NEW: MONSTER SON BUTCHERS MOM, FLUSHES HER BODY DOWN TOILET! 29-year-old Zachary Lavel Jackson Jr. allegedly murdered his 62-year-old retired teacher mother, Lana Brown Bradley, in Natchez, MS — just after she filed to evict him. He dismembered her body, stuffed parts in a suitcase, and was caught trying to flush her remains down the toilet while scrubbing the bloody home with chemicals. It one of the most heinous crimes ever. Pure evil.

Kids today won't know the joy of seeing this

UPDATE PART 1… the mother forced to him to slam two PS5 controllers, a Nintendo switch and a mini basketball hoop after he slammed her 4 month old cat

UPDATE PART 2…the 4 month old kitten Garfield has a slight limp after being slammed by the boy

ICE HSI and the U.S. Marshals Service arrested Yechiel Yehoshua Farkash, a foreign fugitive from Israel who was wanted in his home nation for alleged sex crimes against children. Our team arrested him at his home in Lakewood, N.J. ICE HSI Atlantic City will coordinate with ICE @HSINewark Victim Assistance Program to conduct any additional interviews and identify other possible victims related to the case. ☎️If you or someone you know were victimized, please call: 866-DHS-2-ICE

D4vd went on Amazon and purchased a couple of chainsaws after he stabbed Celeste Rivas and stood by while she bled out, according to prosecutors. Prosecutors allege he ordered her an Uber to his home, then stabbed her multiple times. He put her body in an inflatable pool in his garage to catch the blood, then dismembered her with a chainsaw. He bought the pool under a fake name—plastic fragments from it were later matched to her remains. He then texted and called her phone after she was already dead to fake an alibi. Her remains were found in two bags in the trunk of his abandoned Tesla in the Hollywood Hills, one day after what would have been her 15th birthday. The alleged motive was that she threatened to expose their relationship and destroy his career the night before. He dropped his debut album Withered two days later. Prosecutors also say the ~40TB of evidence includes child pornography found on his phone. He faces life without parole or the death penalty.