MAGA weakens America

Top 10 reasons Trump Baby Balloon(TBB) would be a better president than the baby Trump 10:TBB hasn't sexually assaulted anyone 9:TBB only lives to insult 1 person, not anyone who disagrees w/ or on whim 8:TBB smells like shit for a valid reason 7:TBB Hasn't said any stupid shit

BREAKING: I just got President Trump on the phone. He said his farts smell like roses this morning, everybody at the Trump hotel is coming up to him with tears in their eyes crying "Sir!", and Iran just agreed to become the 51st state with Don Jr as the governor. Then the call ended. (This is satire but it's how tweets from reporters read after Trump gets them on the phone for one of his verbal Truth Social posts.)

Just got off the phone with the president. He said the Iranians are coming up to him with tears in their eyes to thank him and gas will soon be free and taste like candy. I didn't ask about the child rapists he pardoned because it would have been rude.

@canarymission @AnaKasparian @NickJFuentes How about the points their making though? I don't see anything incorrect. It is weird they're using such similar language when spliced together like that. Truth is truth to some extent though

So, @AnaKasparian (Left-wing) and @NickJFuentes (Far-right) market themselves as opposites but then you see them side by side, saying THE EXACT SAME THING... You cannot unwatch this. 👀

@SkylineReport Accurate I would say they were imposed on him in a way since I believe he's controlled by Putin who wants to destroy US standing in world, and Israel who wants to destabilize M-E anyway they can

After a cascade of escalation around Iran, the Strait of Hormuz, and the broader Middle East, the outcome is now coming into focus: a disrupted global economy, surging energy prices, strained alliances, degraded military readiness, and a reopening of the Strait under terms reportedly dictated by Iran. Some are treating this as the inevitable result of a volatile region or external pressure. But that framing avoids a more uncomfortable question: how much of this outcome was set in motion by the strategy itself? In geopolitics, actions like closing critical trade routes, escalating military pressure, and sidelining allies don’t just target adversaries, they reshape the entire system. Those moves carry predictable consequences that constrain future options. Viewed through that lens, the current situation isn’t a sudden loss of leverage. It’s the downstream result of the conditions that were deliberately created. Premise 1: Trump pursued a strategy that increased pressure through escalation, including actions that strained alliances and disrupted economic stability. Premise 2: Historically, those kinds of moves tend to reduce cooperation from allies and increase volatility in global markets. That’s not partisan, that’s how leverage works. Premise 3: Reduced allied coordination and unstable markets limit negotiating flexibility and weaken long-term leverage. Premise 4: Those are the exact conditions now shaping the current situation. Inference: If a strategy predictably produces conditions that later restrict your options, then those constraints are a consequence of that strategy, not external forces. Conclusion: Trump’s current position is largely the result of the strategy he chose, not something imposed on him.

@covie_93 On the bright side she wont be able to vote either if they get their way

She got what she voted for, so what's her issue???

@EricLDaugh Of course there will never be any proof of this released since it's a figment of his brain-worm's imagination

🚨 OMG. HHS Sec. RFK Jr. reveals the Biden administration was BLOCKING Christian families from adopting foster children They were pushing to get state laws against Christian families adopting. Thankfully, Bobby Kennedy is REVERSING this 👏🏻 "Right now we have a two-to-one ratio and part of the reason for that is that the Biden administration was excluding an entire class of people because of their religious beliefs and told the states to actually pass laws, instructed them to pass laws, refusing families who had certain religious beliefs, mainly Christian religious beliefs, to not be allowed to have children and that dramatically constricted the pool of available parents." "We are changing that."

@MacFarlaneNews I’ll say it again: If the Supremes are going to rule that a president being sued during his presidency cannot be allowed because it interferes with his ability to do the job, then fairness dictates that the president cannot bring litigation either.

@BabakTaghvaee1 wtf kind of lying is this? Let's see anything official

BREAKING: The U.S. government is about to reach an agreement with the Islamic regime of Iran to establish a temporary military base with a runway near the city of Isfahan. This base will be used by the U.S. military to deploy forces, as well as military and engineering equipment, in order to dig at a site near Isfahan and retrieve Iran’s 60% enriched uranium stockpile. The United States also intends to pay no money to the Islamic regime of Iran. If the regime refuses to agree to this deal, they are going to kill some of its officials, including Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, who is said to have been working with Western intelligence agencies for many years. #OperationEpicFury #OperationLionsRoar

@Bubblebathgirl Who's the asshole pretending to ask a question then talking over him? He said no such thing about Iranian nukes He clarified what War Powers act is This govt is designed for parties to work together. The "traitor" logic is why current is so feckless Proof millions under Biden?

Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) voted with Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) to strip President Trump of his war powers today. The resolution was narrowly rejected by the House, 214-213. Massie was confronted about being a traitor and essentially said he’s fine with Iran having nukes because he has TDS. Siding with Democrats in Congress on anything is siding with the enemy. Many of them are the same traitors to America who welcomed an invasion of millions of illegals under Joe Biden. To ever vote with them is to say you hate America. Shame on Massie. He’s a lost cause and needs to be legally replaced in Congress by a real MAGA politician. A lot of current congressional Republicans are in the same boat. (TheCharlesDowns on 𝕏)

@nicksortor Even more amazing than the lies he thinks people will believe is the actual lies of his that people believe!! strait only guaranteed open a few days who is this "Nato" that called him, and are they in the room with him now?

🚨 LMAO! President Trump says NATO just called him offering to help with the Strait of Hormuz — MINUTES AFTER he and the Iranians announced its full reopening And President Trump told them to GET LOST 🤣 What a USELESS organization “Now that the Hormuz Strait situation is over, I received a call from NATO asking if we would need some help. I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY, UNLESS THEY JUST WANT TO LOAD UP THEIR SHIPS WITH OIL. They were useless when needed, a Paper Tiger!”

@GuntherEagleman project 2025 goal for authoritarianist state

We have the House We have the Senate We have the Presidency We have the Supreme Court How is it, that we cannot pass a bill to secure our elections?

@WhiteHouse So you've capitulated and are now calling it Strait of Iran. Is this TACO? Or, is it part of you shifting ownership of your miscalculation that resulted in them closing it to them alone?

"IRAN HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE STRAIT OF IRAN IS FULLY OPEN AND READY FOR FULL PASSAGE. THANK YOU!" - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@ChristopherHale @CGasparino @realDonaldTrump They clearly have fond memories of Easter and Christmas mass and you can't take that away from them

@CGasparino @realDonaldTrump Whenever someone opens with “as a Catholic” and then lies about the pope two sentences later, assume the religious education stopped at Catholic grade school forty years ago.

As a Catholic, I don't buy that @realDonaldTrump is dividing most Catholics at least in this country. Quite the opposite in fact. They agree with him because most American Cathloics hate that the church has become politically progressive, obsequoous to the left and at times openly Marxist. The Pope-who is American--is literally suggesting that we should turn a blind eye to the murderous mullahs, and the American taxpayer should subsidize the world's poor through open borders. As a result, the Pope and the Catholic Church is losing its relevance for most American Cathloics who believe it should stay out of politics and focus its attention to matters of faith and its own problems, lest we forget how it ignored child abuse for decades wsj.com/politics/trump…

@catwithaura They clearly have Pride

A group of cats is called...?

@HQNewsNow Speaking of sucking off Why did @howardlutnick and @realDonaldTrump rape so many little girls?

Howard Lutnick: The worst thing I learned when I went into government is the sucking sound of how many people try to suck off the US government

@LakeErieNorth Bring a fire extinguisher just in case you decide to 69 with us again

I am a Great Lake. Give me oddly specific beach tips. No general "bring a large towel" or "wear sunscreen" tips. I want the most random, specific Lake Erie holiday advice possible. Go. 🏖️📸

@magachrchpastr @DNLSHLR gotcha! You're an attempt at a parody account.

@DNLSHLR Daniel I don't work for free. First, send a generous recurring donation to my ministry (auto-pay preferred) and then I will explain. You cheap bastard.

For the record, President Trump never promised to resolve wars and high consumer prices on Day One. It takes time to undo the disastrous policies of a noted war hawk like Biden, so we should be praying for Mr. Trump not criticizing him🙏🇺🇸

@magachrchpastr ROFL a "war hawk" like Biden! What have you been programmed to think Biden did as a "war hawk"??

@ksorbs Because Trump doesn't give a damn about helping Americans. He just wants to enrich himself, go after his enemies, and try and erase history that shows him as a loser.

@ksorbs 2025 goal is to bypass Congress and empower a semi-dictatorial executive branch. That's how they're trying to get stuff done. You voted for this too!

The right controls the House, the Senate, and the Presidency How is it that we can’t pass a single bill that Americans actually want.