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Cosmic Static

@ExploreEso

"I bid you farewell and good luck, morons." --Thor

West Coast Tham gia Aralık 2017
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Paz is Right
Paz is Right@BritisherPaz49·
I’m pleased to report that Masters of the Universe is a wonderful movie. And best of all is ISN’T Woke! They’ve race swapped Man at Arms but who cares? It works just fine and Idris Elba does a fine job. Skeletor obviously steals the show. The characters look just like the toys and it’s stayed faithful to the 1980s cartoon source material. Thankfully it’s nothing like the Netflix woke abomination. So if you grew up in that era and watched the cartoon you’ll be pleasantly pleased. 10/10
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TONY™
TONY™@TONYxTWO·
“They’re trying to cheat. And I never would have said that about an election ever, but they’re trying to cheat. It’s so obvious.” Americans have zero faith in California elections
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Cosmic Static
Cosmic Static@ExploreEso·
@AllieJade1 No sane person has bought snacks at a movie since 1980. You sneak treats in.
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AllieJade
AllieJade@AllieJade1·
Take a look at this movie theater "order receipt". Is it any wonder why less folks are going to the movies? And what's with those prices - is this really a good value for money? And what are a convenience fee and service fee exactly? Have too many business models just priced themselves into the absurd? Would you pay 40 bucks for snacks when you could go to one of the dollar stores and pick up the same items for less than 10?
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Neil Stone
Neil Stone@DrNeilStone·
Well..it's now June 2026 Apparently 7 billion of us who got vaccinated are now meant to be dead Anyone out there who is vaccinated and still alive? ✋
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Sassafrass84
Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
California is going to steal the election from Spencer Pratt. Had the senate not dicked around and actually did pass the Save America Act this wouldn't be happening. California is corrupt. We all see it. Our representatives in the Senate are a huge failure. YUGE.
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Molly Ploofkins
Molly Ploofkins@Mollyploofkins·
Why is Trump such an asshole to Kaitlan Collins?
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Arch Kennedy
Arch Kennedy@ArchKennedy·
As a Christian who experiences same sex attraction, this is why I don’t celebrate Pride Month.
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Dak
Dak@Dakotah77996126·
@ExploreEso @FoxNews They haven’t. He’s the biggest business man in New York
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Fox News
Fox News@FoxNews·
The NBA Finals are coming back to Madison Square Garden — and President Trump is expected to be in the building. Trump plans to attend Game 3 when the Knicks host the Spurs in New York, adding another layer of attention to the franchise's first Finals appearance since 1999. The president has openly praised the Knicks' playoff run and said he was invited by owner James Dolan to attend a game. Now all eyes turn to the Garden as New York gets ready for one of the biggest basketball nights the city has seen in a generation.
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Mike Crispi
Mike Crispi@MikeCrispi·
If Spencer Pratt is knocked out of the runoff on late “mail in ballots”, President Trump should send in the national guard to re-run the LA Mayor election. This is utterly ridiculous.
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Alexander Thatcher
Alexander Thatcher@ThatchEffendi·
You guys are such cliches. He has no idea what he's wearing. He's buttoned both buttons on a two button jacket, which is basically never acceptable. He's wearing a tie pin with a waistcoat. The collar is wrong and it's unbuttoned. Combining 1920s hair with a Victorian moustache is gauche. He looks like a waiter at a try-hard artisanal cocktail place in 2014.
Benonwine@benonwine

I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era. The suit. The tie. The moustache. The confidence. A proper throwback to an England that valued character, individuality and a bit of class. 👏👍✊🇬🇧👌❤️🙏

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Cosmic Static
Cosmic Static@ExploreEso·
@TheEXECUTlONER_ He's 11 and mom should be taking the walk with him since she probably has a fat ass and could also use the exercise. They could actually have a conversation. Lace up your sneakers, mom.
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👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈
👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈@TheEXECUTlONER_·
This mom makes her eleven year old son walk a mile around the neighborhood before he can have any screen time. She said she does this to regulate his mood and energy, to build discipline to let him know fun comes after the effort, not the other way around, and, it reduces arguments - you work first and then play later, the expectations are set. Many people focused on his walking around the neighborhood by himself but she says she lives in a neighborhood where she feels very comfortable. A lot of people applauded her for making her son get outside, that it was not only healthy for his body but for his mind as well. She said this is not a punishment. I think kids in this day and age need to be forced to get outside. Too many of us allow them to stare at screens all day long. I applaud her for her routine with her son. What do you think of her morning routine for her eleven year old son?
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Cosmic Static
Cosmic Static@ExploreEso·
@Bulvarpress First of all, asshat, this is fake. There is no Perry's Steakhouse in Roseville, CA or anywhere in CA. You're a Turkish fukwit who deserves to have his food spit on. Fucking ragebait retard.
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Bulvar Medya
Bulvar Medya@Bulvarpress·
ABD’de bir müşteri, 612 dolarlık restoran hesabına yalnızca 9 dolar bahşiş bıraktığını ve Amerikada tip kültürünün bir saçmalık olduğunu savundu: “Bahşiş kuralları sanki değiştirilemezmiş gibi davranılıyor. 612 dolarlık bir yemek hesabım vardı ve bir anda sırf toplam tutar yüksek diye 120 dolardan fazla bahşiş bırakmam bekleniyordu. Masaya aynı tabaklar taşındı, aynı içecekler dolduruldu, masada aynı süre geçirildi ama nedense garsonun kazancını menü fiyatları belirliyor. 9 dolar bahşiş bıraktım, bu da birkaç saatlik hizmet için gerçek bir para. Ancak sanki yazılı olmayan bir kuralı çiğnemişim gibi ortamın havası bir anda değişti. Ardından müdür yanıma gelip ‘sektör standartlarından’ bahsetmeye başladı. Daha pahalı bir yemek sipariş etmek ne zamandan beri daha fazla emek harcandığı anlamına geliyor? 50 dolarlık bir yemek yerine 20 dolarlık bir yemek söylersem tabak bir anda daha mı ağır oluyor? İyi hizmet aldığımda bahşiş veririm ancak restoran daha pahalı olduğu için bahşişin otomatik olarak yüzdelik bir ek ücrete dönüşmesi gerektiğini düşünmüyorum. Sizce bu adil mi, yoksa artık buna o kadar alıştık ki sorgulamayı mı bıraktık?” dedi.
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História No Paint
História No Paint@HistoriaNoPaint·
"antigamente não tinha isso" antigamente:
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Cosmic Static
Cosmic Static@ExploreEso·
@Frenkie_Woody Very fake AI. And all three of these couples ended up in divorce court. Happy Pride Month!
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Frenkie_Woody
Frenkie_Woody@Frenkie_Woody·
Hollywood's Golden Summer of 90s…
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Cosmic Static
Cosmic Static@ExploreEso·
@Bubblebathgirl Star-studded? I've seen bigger stars than that standing in line to buy a hotdog at Pinks.
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Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸
Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸@Bubblebathgirl·
Spencer Pratt threw a star-studded election night party in LA last night — and the guest list was stacked. Celebs, business leaders, political figures, and influencers all showed up to support him at Don Antonio’s, including Jenny McCarthy, Adam Carolla, Billy Bush, David Foster & Katharine McPhee, and more. With votes still coming in, Spencer Pratt is in a strong second place with ~30% of the vote — behind incumbent Karen Bass but clearly ahead of the rest of the field. Spencer and Heidi Pratt looked absolutely stylish as they arrived on Tuesday — sharp, confident, and ready for the spotlight. Total power couple vibes! 🔥 Nice look for LA too. LA politics just got a lot more interesting. What do you think of Pratt’s surge? (Video: AI)
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Cosmic Static
Cosmic Static@ExploreEso·
@MJTruthUltra Yeah, yeah...when a brain-dead Republican wins its all fair, but if a Democrat wins, it's rigged. It's a broken record with you losers.
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Cosmic Static
Cosmic Static@ExploreEso·
@PinkNews So neither being a father or a political hack has worked out very well.
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PinkNews
PinkNews@PinkNews·
Elon Musk confirms he got into politics because of estranged trans daughter Vivian Wilson ➡️ bit.ly/3RO4JZc 📷 Getty
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