FJ Singer

Yeah, that's probably fine...

Heatshield needs some Accutane

Me and the four comly wenches I pulled by plundering Dutch galleons in the Spanish Main

The children yearn for tomacco

Upcoming new #gameassets! I've made 125+ light cookies/masks for use in any engine that supports it. Also great for 2D light effects 🔦 (CC0, public domain) Will be released Wednesday April 8th 📅

INTO MY FUCKING VEINS!!!!

We’re not doing this. They’ve already taken so much from me. You can’t take my Oxford comma.

Holy shit unmute

Testing mesh replacement with Mr. Business in the Front, Party in the Back

Pretty happy 🔦

Can someone point me to the person who decided Shift Select and CTRL Select in Blender should work the opposite of how they work in every other single program and UI in the world? I just want to talk...

WWI Flashlight, WIP

@Phantom_TheGame I've used a combo of a container script on stairs / the ground that returns what surface type it is plus raycast downward from the player every x distance (or on footstep animation) for generating footstep sfx. could probably use a similar system to detect "is stairs" vs not

Holy shit, stairs/edges are my worst nightmare. The Unity controller is terrible when it comes to slopes, because it prevents you from walking UP slopes beyond a certain angle, but it doesn't do anything if you are already on it (say you jump and land on a really steep mountain side). So you have to program some kind of "slide off the slope" feature. The problem then is, it might think that a step on stairs is a really steep slope, so you slide off it. And so you have to do something to prevent that. And then something else breaks. And so on. Why am I a game dev, why am I doing this to myself? What is the meaning of it all? Why did my dad leave me?

@IndieGameJoe Going great 👍 x.com/FJ_Singer/stat…

Calling every single indie game dev! Upload your in-game footage below using #indiegamejoe. Please upload the video file directly, no YouTube. I want to see that raw gameplay right here. I’m bookmarking every single one and trying to get through them all. Let's go! 👇

This is the happiest day of my life

Credit to @D_Ushka1701 for the model, I'm just tweaking it a bit and animating it

Fuck you, *bones your 1911*

@Johntheduncan Lack of cheese

Had a dream last night that I overheard someone call me a "filthy rat-boy"(?) and then I had to hang out with them and I asked them about it and they were just like "yeah that's what I think." What brain pathology is causing this?

@JennyENicholson I think i got sick and binged watched. I legit thought I hallucinate that show off too much Nyquil

It was just that over and over, they'd grab a gator with a tool, shoot it in the face, and drag the body into the boat. No drama or tension. Just doing this gross repetitive task over and over. They only spoke to say stuff like "Grab that gator." "We got it." Surreal

One time I saw a reality show about gator hunters, obviously the network had thought they'd find some really eccentric characters and probably replicate duck dynasty. But it turns out all these guys did was go out in a rowboat and shoot a gator in the face with a shotgun

Did you know in HEAT (1995) the iconic shoutout scene was entirely improvised? After finishing their scene, Val Kilmer and Robert DeNiro decided to kill all the cops that had shutdown traffic, unaware director Micheal Mann was still filming.

@TakeThatNurses @JasonKPargin I absolutely do and that is why I have cats, lol

As a longtime dog person who now owns a cat, it’s super weird to have a pet that you sometimes just have absolutely no idea where they are. I don’t know if cat people understand how much of an emergency “I can’t find my dog” is