Fancy Machine

@DrThunderdome @samreich Someone make this shirt for Jacob Wysocki

@samreich The hottest new t-shirt: Five Sam Door.

new meme format just dropped

@jamiebgolden Has everyone already donated their pink 🐱 hats? Can you get it out of storage?

@LaTiaJacquise Almost bought this for the same reason! (I did, in fact, get the first aid kit and the band aids)

@boarsgoreswords @ivan_hernandez @red_scott NOPE, that's his mommy 👀

@boarsgoreswords @ivan_hernandez @red_scott I 100% listen to the 4 hour podcast AND you guys (also her name is Laena). $20 that Rhea Royce, his wife that he maybe killed with rock to the head shows up in a dream soon?

Big battles are back, baby! As Westeros goes to war, @ivan_hernandez and @red_scott talk fire resistance, witches' brews, talking heads, fallen kings, daytime sieges, and dragon on dragon combat. Podcast link below! #HouseOfTheDragon #hotd

@boarsgoreswords @ivan_hernandez @red_scott Is this as good as a woman covered in dirt? 3:52 youtu.be/Ux503LeX_ZQ?si…

As House of the Dragon season two hits episode two, we're podcasting the consequences. @ivan_hernandez and @red_scott talk grief, hands, funerals, Hughs, and twins. Link below! #HouseofThedragon #hotd

@JoeyRichter @LaurenLopez1 Ugh you should definitely vlog and livestream the experience and it should definitely be via Google+

Perfect time to start @LaurenLopez1’s Contractually Obligated Nuptial 1st Time Watch™️ (and my 5th watch)

@jamiebgolden Please tell me it's this dance! vm.tiktok.com/ZMr1ncm5A/ You'd kill it 👯‍♀️

@GameChangerSam @samreich @MikeWTrapp @IfyNwadiwe @vornietom Also, it's cancer of the wenis. Just kidding. Um actually, it's the thyroid 🫠

@GameChangerSam @samreich @MikeWTrapp @IfyNwadiwe @vornietom Can we pls get a Game Changer or Dropout advent calendar? I don't know what that means but I'm sure you do, @GameChangerSam, because you've been here ✨👐🏻 the whole time 👐🏻✨. Also, I have cancer for real.....so you know. By law, you must do me a solid ✌🏻

🕺EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS 💃THE WENIS IS A DANCE #GameChanger (@samreich / @MikeWTrapp / @IfyNwadiwe / @vornietom)

@TeamStarKid Someone let @danielstrauss know, he can't miss this.

Call time has been moved to 4pm, ok? We need to review some new choreo.

@curtmega At first I thought you meant breastfeeding and the statement still applies if you did ☠️

@JustinGuarini @GMA @erinhmoon

Truly a pleasure! Thank you @GMA!

@clhubes Mine did that @ about 3.5 too! She saw other kids in daycare do it so she was extra motivated. She told us she didn't want diapers. Though I do know a kid who had to rush it at just under 5 years old bc she was about to go into kinder & had no motivation so I guess read the room?

@samreich It's called the "Don't". It's where you "don't play chess".

let's a play a game! WRONG ANSWERS ONLY. pitch me the *name* and *description* of a chess move that does not exist in reality. winner will be announced monday and receive a $25 gift certificate to the dropout store!

@beatonna Do you have an Air Tag you can throw in there just in case?

I am nervous about packing for a long trip - has Air Canada or connections through Pearson gotten any better about losing luggage, or should I really attempt everything in the carry on

@ThenSusieSaid I think that's just Twitter!

I wish there could be a bachelor nation comedy roast for past contestants.. (not produced by the show) but a third party… I want all the bloggers and personalities included. Like Reality Steve and Zachary Reality will also get a hot seat… Dave Neal has to be there.

@kurtisconner @boarsgoreswords

podcast bros should start sharing one microphone like dudes in rock bands

@davidgate @jamiebgolden @KitchenAidUSA On the off chance you're interested in getting it fixed, try this guy @mr..mixer?_t=8bKwZsNWY8U&_r=1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@mr..mixer?_t=…

@jamiebgolden @KitchenAidUSA Shakes like a shitting dog

@boarsgoreswords @alexfromoakland @ivan_hernandez @red_scott twitter.com/Polygon/status… can we get a review on this now that Last of Us is done?

It’s time for a routine medical check-up as we reach the end of the road for #TheLastOfUs. The great @alexfromoakland joins @ivan_hernandez and @red_scott to talk flashback births, sentimental latin dads, hospital action, and punning in danger. boarsgoreandswords.com/2023/03/13/the…