Mike Trapp

A statement:

"My name is...Stacy Fakename." 🔍#Mentopolis (@vornietom / @MikeWTrapp)

Scrooge: I'm sorry, I'm still confused. So... these are the shadows of the things that will be? Ghost of Christmas Future Perfect: WILL HAVE BEEN!

@mattmorain @Gabrus @willbcampos @eaxford @erikaishii @johnmoe @alexisthenedd @rekhalshankar @pattonoswalt @mikerugnetta @danielleradford @samreich @LilyYily @tim_baltz @mountain_goats @OffBookPod @mattufford @TheLisaGilroy @BrennanLM @PFTompkins @ozzymo Hey, sure, why not!

💥Day 6 on strike💥 In case you need an illustration of how little we are asking for & just how little they value us: vulture.com/2022/11/passio…

@AndyYoungFilm I mean, that would make more sense!

@MikeWTrapp Oh shoot! I just assumed they were updating it regularly like NYT does. Deleted

Orange Panther: Lasagna Forever

@roguemarvel It’s true

Today's the day. Look for "The Simpsons"' 'Details' page on the app or on the web, and uncheck "Remastered Aspect Ratio".

@gregorcorp Holy shit.

Me, in a writers’ room, pitching hacky half-jokes on a script with story problems

My love has a particular set of skills

@Brian_KA It’s not a card. It’s a discard.

@MikeWTrapp Is a blank card truly blank if you print something on it?

My insurance company mailed me literal trash

“So, has having a baby changed your sense of humor?” “Not at all,” I say, as I finish my “Baby Beluga” parody, “Baby Lou Bega”

Me with stacks of dope-ass baby pics that you don't get to see

Whoa, crazy how pictures of OTHER people's babies are boring, but pictures of MY baby are friggin' incredible. I guess y'all have terrible babies

@KyleRexJones This is an impressive level of commitment. Very cool!

P.S. It feels weird to tweet about this when 1) the party was months ago and 2) the world is such a nightmare right now, but it's important to celebrate the fun things.

Over the years I've picked up the very niche hobby of hosting game shows w/ friends. During lockdown, @itsaliciagaynor & I got into @dropout's @UmActuallyShow, so for my birthday this year I decided to write/host my own game. Here's how it went 🧵 @MikeWTrapp please don't sue 🙏

@Sophialibertys Comin' up soon! But also: Happy Birthday Wesley!

I sent in a cameo request so hopefully we hear from you soon! :)

@MikeWTrapp my brother loves you. Any way you could wish him a happy birthday today? (His name is Wesley)

@Tim_Dowd Read drafts out loud with other people. You'll be able to hear where jokes hit and where laughs are missing much more easily than you can by reading it on the page. If that doesn't work, try the magic wand.