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The barrels can’t be printed

I’m sure Trump has put the US in a very strong bargaining position by issuing two ultimatums with hard deadlines only to back down both times after Iran called his bluff. 4-D chess from the cult leader.

@DeFiTracer From now on I’m blocking anyone who uses the term “giga bullish.” You sound like a moron.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST SAID DURING HIS SPEECH: "I AM EXTENDING THE CEASEFIRE UNTIL TEHRAN SUBMITS A UNIFIED PROPOSAL AND TALKS CONCLUDE." THIS MEANS THAT A US-IRAN PEACE DEAL IS STILL POSSIBLE AND WAR WON'T START TOMORROW GIGA BULLISH NEWS FOR MARKET!!

why is longer closure bullish fcks sake

72 hours.. to be precise! Friday at 4:30 PM EST US time!

Trump is about to start freaking out again

Trump is in full panic mode now. Iran is demanding US blockade be ended in the Strait of Hormuz before they agree to any talks. Let’s just admit it. They hold all of the cards.

@Nostre_damus But Trump said ceasefire so I should buy triple leverage QQQ.

Houthis are ready and waiting to close the Bab El-Mandeb strait

@bonchieredstate This is what I’ve been saying. Do people really think the IRGC gives a shit if their people are suffering?

The Iranian regime doesn’t care if their economy suffers. If you think that’s going to be what ends them, I’d caution getting your hopes up too much.

Iran is rejecting the ceasefire extension Buckle up

@BRICSinfo Art of the deal. Just say the word ceasefire and markets go up.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran's decision not to meet with US on Wednesday is final, Iranian media reports.

Father I have calls, you need to TACO

@Nostre_damus Art of the deal!

This is the fastest Trump TACO in history

@hajiyev_rashad You’re delusional dude. Neither side is willing to make a concessions.

Those who expect round 2 between US and Iran are likely wrong. The war is over. It won't be long before precious metals recover today's losses. BS continues to dominate market headlines...

@Nostre_damus We ain’t getting one. It takes two to TACO.

What flavor TACO are we getting this week?

@StealthQE4 Be patient. Once the stock market crashes, gold will spike again.

Gold -$97. This trade has been getting frustrating

The generalists have not see yet the Iceberg coming ahead of the boat…🛢️

FEELS GOOD WINNING 78 TIMES IN A MONTH