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@fox35orlando looking at the eyebrows? yeah seeing somebody asking me a yes/no question for literally everything would be surreal🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A 3-year-old boy, who was born deaf, signed to Jessie from “Toy Story" during a recent Disneyland visit – and the character signed back, surprising his family. fox35orlando.com/news/boy-born-…

@news6wkmg bet the company comes forward real fast if their cameras get wrecked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A Central Florida man received a $55 parking notice after his spouse briefly entered and exited a lot in Orlando’s Mills 50 neighborhood, without parking there, while dropping off his mother at a restaurant. clickorlando.com/news/local/202…

@AnthonySabatini lol shariatini never got his rizz back after fine grew the beard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TEAM TUCKER

@EFF lol you ran from OFCOM you always run you fight for nothing just keep running so somebody who cares about freedom can replace you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When you go online, your rights should go with you. X is no longer where the fight is happening. EFF takes on big fights, and we win by putting our time, skills, and members’ support where they will have the most impact. Right now, that means Bluesky, Mastodon, LinkedIn, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, and eff.org. We hope you follow us there and keep supporting the work we do. eff.org/deeplinks/2026… (5/5)

After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X. This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue. 🧵(1/5)

@disclosetv I feel like this needs that "I got news for you" only it's "that means you're preparing for war"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

NOW - NATO's Rutte: "I predict that over time you will see parts of our industry, maybe in the U.S. but maybe sooner even in Europe, will move into more of a wartime mindset. Not to prepare for war, but to make sure that you are able to refill the stockpiles."

@news6wkmg "believes" lmao you media creeps never met a violent bastard you wouldn't carry water for🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A good Samaritan who was ambushed and attacked while trying to help an apparent car crash victim believes the motorist wanted to take his life. “He kept saying, ‘I’m going to kill you! I’m going to kill you!” Hans Hamilton told News 6 in an exclusive i... clickorlando.com/news/investiga…

@disclosetv dang this live action version's design has none of the appeal of the original🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ICYMI - RAI introduces its new prototype "Roadrunner," a 33 lb bipedal wheeled robot.

@DeLo_77 @Breaking911 @CommunityNotes never let reality get in the way of a spicy headline!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Breaking911 Did not match because the bullet was too fragmented to match ANY rifle. This should be @CommunityNotes

🚨 BREAKING: Bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did NOT match rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson, new court filing claims -Daily Mail

@NationalIndNews oh hey they're finally catching on I guess natural selection works!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#BREAKING The United States is publicly sending messages about negotiations, but is secretly planning a ground operation, said Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, the speaker of the Iranian parliament.

@GovRonDeSantis a hundred years? so what was their gimmick starting out before there were glowies for them to train?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Governor DeSantis Speaks at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University Centennial x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@ldock93 @BGreenReports @MyNews13 @SpecSports360 undocumented🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BGreenReports @MyNews13 @SpecSports360 Any word on what the attendance was?

The Road to 26 is set to start here at Camping World Stadium Friendly match between Colombia and Croatia is on tap A lot of yellow jerseys for Colombia inside and outside the stadium👀

@Floridianpress abusers can breath a little easier, now they're harder to catch🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GEORGIA JUST MOVED TO BAN CELLPHONES IN HIGH SCHOOLS. The bill passed the Senate unanimously and is now headed to Brian Kemp’s desk. #GeorgiaPolitics domepolitics.com/2026/03/georgi…

@SanfordPolice these things are great for preventing crimes around car robberies when you see somebody breaking into a car, you take the wheel lock and repeatedly apply it to the crook's skull until you prevent all future crimes from him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Criminals look for easy opportunities to burglarize cars or steal the cars themselves. Protect yourself and your property by removing all valuables from your vehicle, ensuring it's locked, and parking it in a well-lit area. Want to see if you qualify for a free steering wheel lock? Click the link below to find out. tinyurl.com/wdw3yu46 #TheFirstAntiTheftDevice #LockHideTake #CrimePrevention

@OrangeCoSheriff hrm... I recall Big Mac being red guess the usual thing happened for the live action version 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Earlier this week, our Mounted Unit was out on patrol in East Orange County neighborhoods. 🐎 It was also a big day for our newest partner, Big Mac, as he officially started his first day on the job! With his long, flowing mane and calm presence, he’s already making quite an impression. Join us in giving Big Mac a warm welcome to the team! 👏

@Breaking911 @Polymarket "so we mix politics, drinking, and gambling in real life!" 45 SECONDS LATER

BREAKING: @Polymarket to open the world’s first bar to Monitor the Situation in DC this weekend.

@Keir_Starmer lol you're ruled by muzzies and you can't defend anything 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Read more about it here: @keirstarmer/p-191242302" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@keirstarmer/p…

In the face of global instability, this government is acting to protect British interests abroad, and to protect people here from the cost of living.

@rw_pw you ain't gonna do shit and the nerds who read you won't do shit either🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TrackAIPAC hahaha cry bitch🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We did not make this graphic. AIPAC is a federal PAC and does not give to state or local candidates. We have not endorsed this candidate and disavow his hateful politics.

@MDerscher @MyNews13 they publish what their owners tell them they don't have any say we should pity them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MyNews13 Why does a Florida TV station use pictures from California?

Inflation remained stubbornly elevated last month as gas prices rose, but it's a snapshot of consumer prices before a U.S.-Israeli attack on Iran sent energy costs soaring. mynews13.com/fl/orlando/bus…

@imajhill3162 @fox35orlando it'll be really funny if stella was really just getting her groove back all this time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@fox35orlando “Authorities believe Nancy was taken from her home against her will” …no sh*+. That’s evident.And authorities have yet to give the community any comfort safety-wise bc there’s been next to nothing handled appropriately-thus,little faith an arrest will be made or nancy recovered

Wednesday marks Day 39 in the search for Nancy Guthrie, the 84-year-old mother of NBC "Today" show host Savannah Guthrie, who went missing from her Tucson-area home on Feb. 1. Authorities believe Nancy was taken from her home against her will. fox35orlando.com/news/nancy-gut…