Geoff LaTulippe

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Geoff LaTulippe

Geoff LaTulippe

@GeoffAgain

Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer. askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.

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Geoff LaTulippe
Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·
Kind of a sad story: buddy of mine from high school is about to lose his farm. Been in the family since 1919. Final straw was nasty crop blight this winter. So he's gonna pursue being a DJ. Weird transition, I know, but what else is he supposed to do with all those sick beets.
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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·
@JackPosobiec I mean every time I start to think, "Christ, that guy is one huge fucking cunt," I'm reminded of something you said that, actually, points to you being the biggest cunt alive. Sorta kinda impressive, Pizzadick.
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Jack Posobiec
Jack Posobiec@JackPosobiec·
6 weeks from today we find out if we get affordable groceries or WW3
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Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari
From "help is on the way” for Iranian protestors to threatening war crimes against an entire population. The United States is being run by a maniacal tyrant hell bent on destroying this country and the world along with it.
The White House@WhiteHouse

🚨 “If Iran doesn’t FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST…” - President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·
Oh look guys the cunts are SO close to getting it.
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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·
Thank you Arkansas! PIG SOUP! PIG SOUP!!!!
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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·
@GallagherMW Ah balls. I'm not gonna be in town and if I'd known they were coming I'd have scheduled to be OUT of town on a different date. Finally get a chance to see Bazzana and DeLauter on the field too.
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Brian Gallagher
Brian Gallagher@GallagherMW·
traditional publisher for once i finalize the book with the last Toronto chapter, though i may just self-publish if that doesn't work. Anyway, my first game this season will be on Monday March 30 against the Guardians (@GeoffAgain are you going to this game by any chance?)
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Brian Gallagher
Brian Gallagher@GallagherMW·
Hello Twitter (never calling it X). Baseball is upon us and I would like more Baseball People in my feed, so im going to put this out there in hopes Baseball People see this and want to interact/talk shit/whatever, because Baseball People are the best. My name is Brian Gallagher.
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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·
Uh if you ever need an excuse to scream-cry in the privacy of your own home, bookmark this video of people finding their pets after natural disasters, because, you know, Jesus Christ. youtu.be/XU3WAdON9Ag?si…
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Jeff Howard
Jeff Howard@jeffreyhoward33·
@EricRogersHere Dial eight numbers chicken out and hang up. Dial nine it rings, chicken out and hang up. They got *69?? Oh no!
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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·
First Tournament in my entire life - no exaggeration - where I didn't lose at *least* two Sweet Sixteen teams on days one and two. Usually it's four or so. Someone check Hell for ice.
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Dr Sean Travers
Dr Sean Travers@seanjetravers·
When you’re friends with a couple
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Rod Dreher
Rod Dreher@roddreher·
Disgraceful. But by now, par for the course. #WeimarAmerica (I know, I know: "But you supported him in 2024!" True. Democrats are even worse - Rachel Levine, y'all? Still, general support for his admin does not require silence before the violation of common human decency.)
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Aden R. Nicholas
Aden R. Nicholas@theadennicholas·
My friend @RealBenLuigi and I went to this mall last night. Not a single Christian or white person was there, except our group. The entire mall was celebrating Eid al-Fitr, breaking their Ramadan fast. 200 years ago, this town would have been almost 100% European and probably Christian too. Now, you can go all three stories of a mall WITHOUT seeing someone who's family has heritage in America... This sharp demographic change will destroy our country.
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Mehdi Hasan
Mehdi Hasan@mehdirhasan·
Woman who proudly got people fired for not being sufficiently mournful and too celebratory when Charlie Kirk died. The hypocrisy is the point.
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Craig@craigthumper·
@GeoRebekah Also if it happened four days after filming it doesn't have much impact on the narrative of the show.
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Rebekah Jones
Rebekah Jones@GeoRebekah·
A nurse attempting to assist a woman who was attacked and injured by ICE thugs was shot at point-blank range in the back of the head in broad daylight FOUR DAYS after they wrapped filming for Season 2.
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