Geoff Slattery

In a momentous week for @nmfcofficial and Alastair Clarkson let’s not forget where he made his mark. Three-Peat, out now in bookshops, tells the story of the Hawks from 2009-2021. ⁦@slatterymedia⁩

@AlistairPhilp1 @mikeclaytongolf @MetropolitanGC No divot taken. 👏👏

@mikeclaytongolf @MetropolitanGC @GeoffSlattery I hope John the super wasn't watching at the time 🫣😅

Playing Gentsomes (take 1 drive and your own ball from there) ⁦@MetropolitanGC⁩ with ⁦@GeoffSlattery⁩ 8th hole. Parr 5. He finished up with the toughest pitch on the sandbelt and I finished with the toughest putt. Which I pitched.

@mikeclaytongolf 170 metres🤬🤬

Holes that aren’t holes. 15 tee at Woodend to 13 green. 185y. And it wouldn’t be the most difficult par 3 on the course.

@mikeclaytongolf @KruseHarley @cdpgolf1 @DeVriesDesigns Not always. @MetropolitanGC 12 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Why “after is always better” Elanora CC 9th. ⁦@KruseHarley⁩ ⁦@cdpgolf1⁩ ⁦@DeVriesDesigns⁩

@Rainmaker1973 @GiannaTotaro I thought that was Jimmy Gray?

The perfect shadow

@brendongale25 Start work on the Big Devil!!

The story everyone’s talking about.👇 The Big Penguin has been a beloved landmark for nearly fifty years pulsetasmania.com.au/news/coastal-t…

Well done Jim Pavlidis. You got Michael just right. theage.com.au/national/victo…

@AlistairPhilp1 @mikeclaytongolf @7milegolf And who needs a putter head cover? Please🤬🤬

Accessories – 7 Mile Beach Check out the latest accessories in the ⁦@7milegolf⁩ shop. The putter headcovers look amazing 👇😍 7-mile-beach.myshopify.com/collections/ac…

DARREN WEIR Exclusive: “The time is too long, but I haven’t decided anything yet." And from a now 69yo unemployed worker: “Darren’s always looked after us. He’s fair and loyal, and we know he’s learned from his mistakes. He deserves another chance." clarkofthecourse.com/post/darren-we…

@mikeclaytongolf Bzzzzzz

One of the great quotes. Everyone I show it to agrees with it because it’s impossible to argue the wisdom of MacKenzie’s advice. What’s odd is so few follow it.

If there has ever been a greater fraud on TV viewers than the eight episodes of #PresumedInnocent I ain’t seen it. 🤬🤬

From the @nytimes editorial board. It couldn’t be clearer..

Superb overview of the Trump-ed trial. Learnt a new word as well “poltroon”… theage.com.au/world/north-am…

@mikeclaytongolf Just like @MetropolitanGC 12 which is going to be dug up 🤬

The new 19th at The Addington opened today. Two sorts of par 3. Those where no matter the pin you hit the same shot. Barnbougle 7 an example And these ones. The shot completely changes depending on where the pin is cut.

@Sepoy20 Thanks for the tip!! Happy Hawk

Kelli Underwood on commentary. Definitely using the SEN app to sync it with Kayo so I dont listen to her crap #AFL

@thethoroughbred Not so! The official manuscript says “hat”

@GeoffSlattery Your hearing is better than your eyesight.

Judge Lee on Lehrmann “Having escaped the lion’s den he made the mistake of coming back for his hat”.

@KonradMarshall @antsharwood I think I would also remove “further” as the modifier before “proof”.

@antsharwood Only you can know the truth of the matter, fella. One of my favourite words to use is insouciant, which I think is *chefskiss* - but my mate @GeoffSlattery firmly believes it's only further proof of my wankerdom.

Sometimes, fancy words mean a writer is being a wanker. Other times it means they're being playful with language. If I use my favourite word "festooned", which will I be?

@mikeclaytongolf @mfland @MetropolitanGC Press the caddy button…🤪🤪

@mfland @MetropolitanGC It’s gone - and sadly, the caddies as well. Hard to believe there isn’t one 13 year old kid living close by who doesn’t fancy caddying our Saturday am group and make $50 @GeoffSlattery 😉😉

Brian Twite.Long time pro ⁦@MetropolitanGC⁩ Ex assistant of Arthur Lees at Sunningdale. One of, I think, three living players from the ‘51 Open at Portrush. Still moving it pretty well for 93. We’ll excuse the golf cart.

@mikeclaytongolf Pushed a few of @mikeclaytongolf ‘s buttons!😂😂

Klein always good.

@Ringham7 @TennisHalloFame Great news, well deserved.

Thanks to all of you for your congratulations. I am honored & humbled to have been elected to the International Tennis Hall of Fame (@TennisHalloFame ) as a Contributor. The Hall does such a great job guarding & promoting the history of tennis & I am gratified to be part of it.