Goose Gitchens

@resignbertuzzi We know, JRich.

#honestywednesday I have just been auto setting my two fantasy baseball lineups for the past 3 weeks. Hearts not in it anymore.

@JohnnyGiunta_ Sticky stuff on his hat

This Cam Schlittler belt is going to hurt man

@sammudge Hello painkiller

Hi I’m painkiller

🚨 🚨 🚨 At last: The #Eagles are trading star WR AJ Brown to the #Patriots, per The Insiders. It’s a 2028 first-round draft pick and a 2027 fifth-round pick going to Philly, as Brown reunites with coach Mike Vrabel. One of the NFL’s longest runnings sagas ends with a splash.

@BuzzPhD #noticing ?

@FulIMeasures @MountainChad69 @resignbertuzzi @BuzzPhD @thecornellgeek

“Two words for you: Complete and utter joke. I’m here to start and will not come in after an opener. Simple as that.” Eric Lauer LOSES IT after hearing reports of Spencer Miles opening tomorrow. This comes after a string of shots at his manager recently.

👉 canucks (Vancouver Canucks) started following 0 and unfollowed 1: ❌ rogers (Rogers) 🔗 instagram.com/rogers #Canucks #NHL

Basketball is officially the softest sport on the planet absolutely unwatchable

Good morning twitter! And especially @GoGetEmGoose

Liberals are hitting TWO BUCKETS (2) when there are people waiting!!! Many Such Cases!

Can’t even get a spot at the local cow pasture… #shrink the game

Sens fans have a Marner on their hands I’m dead

@RapSheet Dammit

At No. 16, the #Jets take their top-pass catcher on the board -- Oregon TE Kenyon Sadiq. Sadiq was set to be the target of teams trading up. Instead, he goes to the Jets.

My head coach can't have a girl best friend?

Feel like that’s gotta be some sort of crime

Tkachuk and Stutzle 2/2 on costing their team tonight... my favourite hatewatch

TNT guys been arguing about goalie interference for 10 real minutes now

@thecornellgeek This feels like a lot of effort for 22 views James

Good win boys, couldn’t have done it without y’all. You’re next OKC

@MountainChad69 Ump #toss this guy

What the fuck is going on

@MountainChad69 @thecornellgeek This Jason Green guy can sure get a bucket!

Watching Suns v. Warriors with my good friend @thecornellgeek . What a game!