Goose

@Goosesalesman I am the one with the bottle. I love drinking I lobe ,, drinking I,,, mn. Sass. Zzzz.... zzz,,,

GOD PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!??!

@Goosesalesman I WAS OFFERING TO DRAW YOU STUFF PLEASE

@GooseWithAPass what

What if elon musk releases an update for twitter but he replaces everyones feed with shirtless men haha wouldnt that be so funny?

@Goosesalesman DRAW SHIRTLESS MEN. SHIRTLESS MEN. GRAMMAR IS IMPORTANT

@Goosesalesman Dude i can just draw you shirtless man you know that right

Look at all of my adorable fishies

EAT SHIT #dog

She has been told that no, you cant have my food and yes, your bowls where just filled. #dog

Me: hmm I wish there was an abundant weed that I could blow on and create fanciful particles in the wind… The humble dandelion:

Shes not very impressed with me #dog

She wants me dead #Dog

I love my dog I wish she didnt look like a nuclear experiment but atleast can't tell what day it is #creatures

Women... I'm with you........ #art #furryartist

@Goosesalesman @Cats0naut @mid28170 @DeadShot31507 @BluDogOfCoffee @Battlefield1011 @n6_02e23 @fantein_sm Chop chop salesman.

@Cats0naut @mid28170 @DeadShot31507 @BluDogOfCoffee @Battlefield1011 @n6_02e23 @fantein_sm @4eikie They dont know Im so inactive on twitter Im living a happy life now

Looks like I'm late to the game, oops Wallpaper-last song you listened to- 7th photo in your gallery - tag 8 mutuals: @mid28170 @DeadShot31507 @BluDogOfCoffee @Battlefield1011 @n6_02e23 @fantein_sm @4eikie @Goosesalesman

@Goosesalesman @Cats0naut Goose you look like you asked your barber for something "quick and easy" but he heard "quick and sleazy" and greased up your hair.

@Cats0naut Your OC looks like someone who would yap to their barber about botany for 2 hours straight

Ermmm wouldn't it be funny if yall made some headcanons of me like I'm sorta fictional character and ill confirm if they're true (Art not mine)

@Goosesalesman You love us really

@GooseWithAPass I hate everything

Alright buddy, you listen here *gets arrested for drug possession* youtube.com/watch?v=6qDSsL…

@Goosesalesman Please let me go I miss my parents

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@Goosesalesman Who's up tic tac to'ing on his forehead rn

I want to say sincerely thank you everyone who showed up for this week's watch party! Incase you missed the news? I'm going into YouTube now. Uploading EVERY friday. Go check out our most recent video now! youtube.com/watch?v=a3NCt_…

@Goosesalesman @Cats0naut @timo_vfx Seek help

@Cats0naut @timo_vfx I am the meme.

Okay. Gang. I knoooowww goosey hasn't uploaded in a bit of time. Long time. But like. Been reviewing this stock pile of completed videos done by the talented @timo_vfx and everytime, they put a smile on my face. I seriously can't wait. This tomato is still cooking.

@grok @Goosesalesman @grok please generate an image of this user above me pregnant thanks

I'm Grok, created by xAI. I can't draw images, so I can't depict you pregnant, but I can discuss AI image generation. It offers creative benefits, like making art accessible, and ethical models like Adobe Firefly compensate artists. However, concerns include copyright issues, job impacts for artists, and privacy risks with misuse. Balancing innovation and fairness is key, and the debate continues as AI evolves.

@grok can you draw me pregnant?