GrantBitman

@faintlyfalling I'm pretty sure he was prematurely grey, maybe even in his twenties.

My advice is: if you're going to dye your hair you should consider shades that will brighten and complement an aging complexion instead of simply choosing the colour your hair was when you were 25.

@Criminalsimpson That was so ironic.

@TheGriftReport I would have just kept the guns. That would be so fun shooting an mp5 out back.

Armed police guarding Sadiq Khan left a holdall full of guns on the kerb outside his Clapham family home. Inside: an MP5 submachine gun, Glock 17 pistol with live ammo, and a 50,000-volt Taser. A pregnant woman spotted the suspicious bag, kicked it because it felt heavy, and her partner took it home, only to discover it was packed with Met Police firearms. Five armed officers have been suspended from frontline duties while the Met launches a full internal investigation. Now just imagine if this fell into the wrong hands? In LONDON of all places!

Got a weird influx of primarily euro, communist, Iranian fan-boying accounts all seething at like 1 in the morning at me. Not sure what schizo hallucination made them step away from discord but thought I'd reiterate: I love my country, I have faith in its actions and hope in its future. That opinion isn't changing. I know the rest of the world has trouble hearing this but we run things. Your entire life's are fueled by our innovations, ideas, and products of our ingenuity. You complain about us on technology we made on websites we built on the internet we invented. LMFAO. Going forward we'll do whatever we want. If you have a problem with that do something about it lol. BTW you won't, there is only one power on earth, us. Happy Easter, God bless the United States.

@Syzzix @TheColeBrew Looks like pee.

@TheColeBrew Grandfather across the sea watches with anticipation.

House Pepsi is scattered and weak… A secret meeting in the Holy City of Crush between the three other factions is currently being held in hopes to capitalize on this opportunity. The small Dominion of Dr Pepper seeks an alliance with the unruly mountain vagabonds of Descendants of Dew but without assurances from the Coca Confederacy negotiations are currently falling flat.

@Major_Ferret @IMAO_ No. The dark side is the side facing away from the Earth at all times. Like dark energy and dark matter, "Dark" here means mysterious. It's only recently that people have started calling it the far side to simplify the language, dumbing it down.

@GrantBitmen @IMAO_ The dark side of the Moon is whichever one is in shadow at a given moment. You are talking about the far side, meaning the side that faces away from Earth.

It still makes me laugh thinking of when mankind first saw the far side of the moon, hoping to see cool new things, but nothing was there. Everything interesting was on the side we could already see.

@brotherdarul @IMAO_ Thank you. That makes sense.

@GrantBitmen @IMAO_ Lava being pulled towards the Earth by its gravity from the Moon's interior, as I recall.

@BigDickBarclay So that was the Challenger everyone keeps talking about?

The bar is set pretty high

@lucyshow11 Sitka, Alaska is the largest city in America.

On April Fools Day in 1974, a man in Alaska dropped hundreds of tires on a dormant volcano, and lit them on fire. People were evacuated 😳🤦🏻‍♀️

@MilHistNow This thing was instrumental in America defeating Czechoslovakia.

On this day in 1981, the U.S. Army unveils the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle. Modelled on the 1976 GMC 26 Palm Beach line of motorhomes, it's fully equipped with machine guns, flame throwers and rocket launchers, along with a state of the art communications and navigation suite.

@TheBrawlStreet They're going to be importing coal power to support their green grid. There is no singular source of power that can be relied upon and coal will always be one of the sources.

Germany's largest open-pit mine sits on more than 1 billion tonnes of extractable lignite. But starting in 2030, Rhine water will flood the pit, creating a 360-metre-deep lake. It's not a coincidence that the state's environmental ministry where the mine is located (Nordrhein-Westfalen) is led by the Green party. The same political class that dynamited functioning nuclear cooling towers is now drowning a billion tonnes of domestic fuel under a recreational lake. Once the pit fills, the coal beneath becomes permanently inaccessible. No future government can reverse a 360-metre column of water. The decision to flood Hambach is the deliberate, irreversible destruction of a strategic reserve, executed by politicians who price energy security at zero.

@ai6823768 @johnkonrad The last battleship sunk was The Hyūga in 1945.

@johnkonrad Battleships are historical for a reason, recently we've seen them taken out easily by cheap water-based drones, tech that will obviously be considered in asymmetrical warfare by the likes of Iran regime & co. Trump continues to be nothing but a jumped up flexing retard.

Trump said we need Greenland because we can’t trust NATO to let us use it in a war. He said we need a battleship 100x more powerful to keep straits open. Europe laughed. Trump was right.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

@AkkadSecretary If America and Canada were involved in the same war, I would hope we were on opposing sides. Canada has proven to be a terrible ally.

Which countries does the US population want to be in a defensive alliance with? Conscipted to defend Canada? Fairly easy sell. To defend Estonia? ~0.0% even know a single word of Estonian

@expertretar @sevatarion333 @Kaiserfish1 The Franks were always a minority.

@sevatarion333 @Kaiserfish1 The Franks nigga it’s right there in the name

@TaupeAvenger Nuclear is a good supplement to electrical production, but coal, oil and natural gas will always be the most reliable sources of energy.

For about $20B, California could build 3 more nuclear reactors and completely eliminate our use of fossil fuels for electricity. Of course instead we’re closing the two at Diablo Canyon for no good reason.

@HOB0915 @ShitpostGate That's Ms. Rip Torn.

@ShitpostGate Miss Rip Torn. He was very funny

@Emilio2763 I remember this song at middle school dances in the mid 80's.

Chappell Roan Stinks…

@NiftuA @CameronCorduroy Jim Johnson

@CameronCorduroy Jassachusetts

just a note to the NYT editing team, Israel doesn't start with the letter J so what does it stand for?