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@TheRealThelmaJ1 What do you call a tall pile of cats ? . . A meowtain .

It's Caturday you all, No Kings edition. Show me your furbabies, cats, dogs, rabbits, turtles... please share. Those midterms are coming and no matter how hard he tries to cheat we're going to kick this dictator wannabe to the curb. Love you all, Thelma

@JackKel19462997 an daddies

There’s mummies in dem der tombs.

@scrumble_eggs . What pills exactly . and where?

Excuse me, but you just made a joke implying that Tiger Woods is an alcoholic. He’s not, okay? He gets fucked up on pills. Get your facts straight.

@MindyLynn511 . Next time have more dishes .

Please pray for my 17-year-old son. He was forced to unload and load the dishwasher. He used some disrespectful words so mama turned off the internet that ended up crashing the game he was in the middle of playing. He might not recover. 😬

@theliamnissan @AnalystHealth . These things are delicious and they dont know we exist . Soups on .

Avoid the people wearing red hats

@hanaamurakami Si

Dear non-Japanese people, Please avoid abbreviating "Japan" or "Japanese" as "JAP" It has been used as an offensive term toward us since WWII!

@Bob_Janke . Thank you .

I just joined the Yakuza

@greg16676935420 . Izzat yu GraiG ? .

Did you know? The “M” on top of a McGriddle represents the first letter of McDonalds which is “M”

@mjfree . False .

The USS Gerald Ford, one of the largest U.S. aircraft carriers, will be out of service for two years after being struck by Iran. It’s definitely not a fire in the laundry room...

@Skinwalker5110 . . Weelll . I haven't been trayed a first time yet .

In celebration of Easter, I will betray one of you.

@urmumsausername . Idn't it .

If you take a little scroll down my page you can have a look at all the tweets you missed that are also complete and utter shit, much like this one. You're welcome.

@scrumble_eggs ? = ? . ×2

Find a blowjob you like and never work a day in your life.

@Bob_Janke . and if I right there . I will but a but in there

@Bob_Janke . if yu use tap water you just added microplastics .

I wash the tops of my soda cans before I drink from them. That's some Elvis level paranoia right there

@RpsAgainstTrump @MalcolmNance False As is just about everything he says

Trump: "The cost of cheese, butter, potatoes, and fruit, many many other products, is lower today than when I took office.” Fact check: false

@scrumble_eggs . Nice eggs .

I was born in 1986 and this woman is way too young for me. You’ve got ‘class of 88’ in your bio.

If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus was the lamb of God… Does that mean, Mary had a little lamb?

. Sunny Saturday, it is MidtownAtl. °71 .

@pigreports Oinkus .

if water is free why do humans sell it

@Matt_Pinner . It's you idn't it ? .

What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together?