Aila

When your card declines at therapy and they bring me out

Why is my twitter feed filled w ops all of a sudden 😭

What is it?

@isaacoladipupo_ @HustleBitch_ P sure someone has tried this in the US

@HustleBitch_ She should file a lawsuit against her parents for bringing her into this world without her consent

🚨 “I NEVER ASKED TO BE HERE” - 25-YEAR-OLD SAYS SHE DOESN’T WANT TO WORK OR BE GRATEFUL In a viral rant, she says: “I don’t wanna work hard in this life.” “I don’t wanna have a fu*king job.” “I never asked to be here.” “I’m not happy. I’m not grateful. I never wanted this.” She says she was born without consent and rejects the idea that she should be expected to grind, be thankful, or see life as a “gift.” Do you agree with her - yes or no?

@CreasonJana Crazy enough, this isn’t something new, there was a dude who married hatsune miku in 2018

This is another example of what mental illness looks like … and shame on those who support this! A woman in Japan tied the knot after finding lifelong companionship with an AI-generated partner she named Klaus. The world needs to find God!

@FunnySight Ngl I would’ve gotten national park wrong too

Jehova’s Witness k!lls me 😂

@IamtheMrsK @dalepartridge As long as the formula is expired and the food isn’t wasted, then let people be fucking weird in their homes. As long as it’s not hurting society by taking away resources from those who need them 🤷‍♀️

@dalepartridge From her instagram.

A day in the life of a “Doll Mom.” Sigh… This is where we’re at as a society. These people live among us. This woman needs the Gospel, counseling, a husband, and—if the Lord healed her—children—real children.

@JebraFaushay Looks like I did my brother a favor by pulling his ears when he was younger 😭

I’d love to see ear and shoulder filler take off here in the US, as some of you need a boost in those areas. Bigger ears make the face more attractive. It’s all the rage in Korea.

*goes to dr* Me: I need my officially autism diagnosis Dr: how do you know you’re autistic? Me: *slams paper copy of my Spotify wrapped on the counter*

wtf is going on w these 911 shows, mfs fighting meteor showers then they’re in space?? Is this supposed to be the avengers origin story? Like wtf is going on

THE RED THING IS A WOMAN?

@arrayantaysirr Bro lobotomised a squid

When a squid loose pigment to white it means it is dead

@nocontextmemes Lil anaphylaxis

Yo mama so fat she couldn’t get raptured

When you go to the ER so often you have a go bag for the ER 💀

@wahida_30 Man fuck the fluoride, what ab when that shit dries up and crusts 🤮

This bathroom life hack saves me a lot of money 😊

@tebepalingasik Man that mom has more patience than me I woulda bonked her on the fucking head w the frying pan, idc that it’s burning hot (the universe made me infertile for a reason)

Football season is the main time of year I remember I’m married to a white cis straight man instead of just my best friend in the whole world

you don’t even understand how much i’m laughing at this. all i’m gunna say is click the image and zoom in

@nocontextmemes I genuinely have no idea how Beyoncé is so huge, ye she’s ok but like… she’s so overhyped and so many like indie singer have absolutely AMAZING voices and vocal ranges and don’t even have a quarter of the amount of fans as Beyoncé has

@Asmosillius @nocontextmemes The songs are catchy and have a good beat, SOMETIMES good lyrics but that’s it

@nocontextmemes bbno$ 💔 He's a great guy and all but his music is just. Okay. Also it's annoying how he'll tweet the same thing 30 times and people will praise him for it