Jovie Hochwitz

I grew up about a 20 min drive from Red Rocks. I have seen about 40 front-row/2nd-row concerts there! Back in the day, we locals used to do practice runs on the stairs to optimize our capability to run to first row. (It was free when there wasn't a concert going on.) The stairs start out as wider concrete platforms, so you have to run/leap to the edge of each platform until you got down to the front, wherein it became little, little, little so you modify from wide leaps to small jumps at the end. (The mistake the non-locals made was run but take a run-step in the middle of each wider platform at the top. We beat 'em because you have to leap to the edge of the next platform stair--no step in the middle of it. Beat you by 10 seconds!!!) First two rows were always locals because, back then, you partied in the parking lot for about 4 hours before the concert, and the minute it was door-opening time, we ran to the door and lined up before everyone else even knew what was happening . It was no ticketed seats--just open admission, so we knew how to beat the non-locals every single damned time! I'm sure the premium rows are ticketed by now, but back then it was free-for-all and who can navigate the quickest! I did not see this Parcels concert, but it shows how beautiful that concert amphitheater is! I'm a lucky duck to have grown up so near it. youtube.com/watch?v=H1JP75…

Assisted suicide is organ harvesting.

If Noelia is gone, it's very important that we accurately call this atrocity for what it is: A state execution of a traumatised rape victim.

@elonmusk Show us some with hot men for once.

The new Imagine model will be even more beautiful

@Inevitablewest It's also a form of grooming Western women to accept Sharia law. They basically executed her for the crime of being r*ped. Apparently they are organ harvesting her too.

It's over. The Spanish state murdered her. They coerced a mentally ill woman into assisted suicide because she had depression after being raped in a state-run facility by MENA migrant minors after being kidnapped from her parents. This is literal communism.

The predators logo is celebrating lgbtq pride. The jokes just write themselves

@alphafox "We are the ***number two*** tourist revenue source in the area..."

Send the meteor - NOW 🤢

@presbenfranklin @ClimateWarrior7 They came in waves and multiples. First wave was the Mayflower in my family tree.

@HighwitHouse @ClimateWarrior7 Yore ancestors knew Columbus? Wild!

Eventually I'll probably apply for citizenship in Italy. In 5 years I'll be eligible. Then I'll have an Italian passport but I'll never be truly Italian. I will, in reality, be an English person who lives in Italy as a guest of the Italians. Of course there are very many Italians in England — London has around 375,000 Italians—so the deal is reciprocal. I eat a lot of pasta and pizza, I speak Italian with Italians nearly every day, I pay Italian taxes, and I respect and admire Italian culture. But the fact remains that I'm English. However, it's easy for me to say this because I have the unearned privilege of English ethnicity. Whereas, if someone from an inferior backward culture goes to live in England, they become English immediately. To say anything else would be deeply insulting. Actually if a person who lives in a third-world shithole so much as thinks about England, they are practically already English.

@FreyjaBakke @ClimateWarrior7 That's because its a direct translation into German of a word in a fake language called Anglish Moot. My X last name is not a real name in any country or language.😁

@HighwitHouse @ClimateWarrior7 Your name doesn't sound English

JUST IN: Brigitte Macron calls for the United States to restrict the First Amendment of the Constitution. Will never happen.

@Mr_Husky1 Many moons ago when my nephew was young, we called coffee "foffee"

Admit it: Your kid mispronounced a word three years ago and now the whole family says it that way. What's the word in your house? (We still say 'pasketti' and I’m not stopping anytime soon.)

@AP False reporting. The real headline is: Men banned from women's category in Olympic sports.

BREAKING: Trans women athletes are banned from the Olympics by a new IOC policy on female eligibility. apnews.com/article/ioc-ol…

@sappholives83 @LozzaFox 😂

@LozzaFox That’s not the testosterone. That’s just her Inner Karen. This is classic White Liberal Woman Getting Arrested behavior.

Whoever thinks it’s a good idea to pump women full of testosterone should watch this.

This has made my day.🤣🤣🤣 Man on horse sings to people in cars queueing for petrol.🤣🤣🤣

@PuppetEdgar 🤣

We'll get the cops...

@Opiumbrella Rude!

Muffin says “sup losers” 😆

@AgathaChocolats Five cats sitting on hidden rats.

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #cats

@latsot Did you slow blink? If you did, they took that as a sign of affection.

I just blinked and suddenly there were two cats staring at me.