Jovie Hochwitz

I grew up about a 20 min drive from Red Rocks. I have seen about 40 front-row/2nd-row concerts there! Back in the day, we locals used to do practice runs on the stairs to optimize our capability to run to first row. (It was free when there wasn't a concert going on.) The stairs start out as wider concrete platforms, so you have to run/leap to the edge of each platform until you got down to the front, wherein it became little, little, little so you modify from wide leaps to small jumps at the end. (The mistake the non-locals made was run but take a run-step in the middle of each wider platform at the top. We beat 'em because you have to leap to the edge of the next platform stair--no step in the middle of it. Beat you by 10 seconds!!!) First two rows were always locals because, back then, you partied in the parking lot for about 4 hours before the concert, and the minute it was door-opening time, we ran to the door and lined up before everyone else even knew what was happening . It was no ticketed seats--just open admission, so we knew how to beat the non-locals every single damned time! I'm sure the premium rows are ticketed by now, but back then it was free-for-all and who can navigate the quickest! I did not see this Parcels concert, but it shows how beautiful that concert amphitheater is! I'm a lucky duck to have grown up so near it. youtube.com/watch?v=H1JP75…

This has made my day.🤣🤣🤣 Man on horse sings to people in cars queueing for petrol.🤣🤣🤣

@PuppetEdgar 🤣

We'll get the cops...

@Opiumbrella Rude!

Muffin says “sup losers” 😆

@AgathaChocolats Five cats sitting on hidden rats.

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #cats

@latsot Did you slow blink? If you did, they took that as a sign of affection.

I just blinked and suddenly there were two cats staring at me.

I just asked House Oversight Chairman James Comer if Governor Tim Walz and AG Keith Ellison will face consequences for Minnesota fraud. He says more people will go to JAIL. “We let the American people know Joe Biden’s family was in on the take. A few months later, he dropped out. When we started the investigation into Tim Walz, he dropped out — because of this fraud.” They have Attorney General Ellison on tape conspiring with Somali fraudsters — That's something the DOJ will use. "You're seeing people go to prison for fraud..."

@himanshu__sriv @libsoftiktok The entire group is "men." This is why we have separate facilities from men.

@libsoftiktok If someone committed a crime, prosecute them. But blaming an entire group or policy for one person’s actions doesn’t solve anything.

Radical LGBTQ activists pushed for "All-Gender" bathrooms in the Kansas City Airport for "inclusivity" and to make it " the Most Accessible Airport Bathrooms in the World." A man just got caught secretly recording at least 65 women in their "all-gender" bathrooms.

@DschlopesIsBack Yes. I'm from the US but living in Europe. As long as you don't block Europe, I can still read and reply. I've been cut off by a couple of US accounts from replying because they cut ever region but US. I decided to mute them for wanting to be that isolated.

Testing new X features: Can you reply to this?

Rita Moreno is one of just three people to win an Emmy for The Muppets, the other two: Bernadette Peters and Peter Sellers. The comedy timing during her performance of "Fever" while Animal attempts to railroad her is incredible. It was also done in one take "Dat my kinda woman!"

I think it is going by IP address, so even US citizens abroad will get blocked from interacting with US accounts. Maybe the point is just a backdoor way to start making us use govt ID to use the site? Seems dumb to limit me because of my IP address, especially when I'm still a US citizen and can vote absentee.

Tell me what I’m missing here. There is a new feature where accounts can now block people from entire regions from replying. I would think this would be frustrating as a user who wants to participate in this site. They will try to reply to something, be blocked, then leave. How does this help this site? Everyone will be angry and block each other’s countries back and suddenly no one can talk around here. I don’t get it. Why is it good for a social media site to be inhospitable? This is very much what the blue place is like where everyone has such gigantic block lists soon you can’t reply to anyone so people leave.

For accounts restricting only to US region, you are leaving out US citizens living abroad, Europeans, UK, and Australia. I'm a US citizen and currently in Europe, so if I am restricted from replying because I am out of region, I'll probably just unfollow.

@Hunter_Eagleman Depraved

FFS… Liberals are ret@rded! 🤦🏼‍♂️

@redheadranting If I tell you not to think about an elephant, you automatically think about an elephant because I made you think the word.

Is there any human equivalent to cats and boxes? Is there something that as humans we simply cannot resist or are programmed to do without thought or consideration? All I can think of is drawing penises on fogged up windows.

@Rememberingpets @MattWalshBlog I think it's just by IP address.

@MattWalshBlog Being able to reply is now valid proof of citizenship

My user experience just got 500 times better

Hello Senator Thune, Let's expose what you're really doing with "reconciliation." You announced it yesterday, eleven months after the House passed the SAVE America Act. You're not trying to pass this bill. You're trying to kill it in a way you can blame on process. Here's how we know: Reconciliation requires the Senate parliamentarian to rule that provisions are "budgetary." Citizenship verification is not budgetary. Photo ID mandates are not budgetary. The parliamentarian will gut the bill. Then you'll shrug and say "we tried." We see through you. Meanwhile, you WON'T use the tools that actually work: Rule XIX limits each senator to two speeches per legislative day. Keep the Senate in continuous session, file cloture daily, and the filibuster exhausts in ~12-20 days. You dismissed it as "complicated." Because if you tried and succeeded, you'd have to actually pass the bill. Harry Reid nuked the filibuster in 2013 when he wanted results. Mitch McConnell changed Senate rules THREE times and canceled the August recess. Chuck Schumer used reconciliation within months on a 50-50 Senate. You have 53 seats. You've changed nothing, canceled nothing, and waited eleven months. Now let's talk donors: • Goldman Sachs: $150K to you - top H-1B user • Google: $75K - lobbies against E-Verify • Meta: $72.5K - Zuckerberg's FWD[.]us pushes mass immigration • Wells Fargo: $90K - banks undocumented immigrants Same corporations sponsor Punchbowl News, where you sit for "Fly Out Days" which nobody watches except Congress staffers and K Street lobbyists who pays premium bucks for legislative intelligence. Their reporter then telegraphs to the audience the SAVE Act "will ultimately fail." Corporate money flows to you AND to the outlet that frames your inaction as inevitable. We see the loop. You called grassroots anger a "paid influencer ecosystem." YOU are the paid influencer. You take the wrong side of a 80% issue because you are indistinguishable from a K Street mouthpiece, and an ineffective one to boot who won't bend the rules to get anything passed. What we want: 1. Force a real talking filibuster. 2. Stop hiding behind process. 3. Pass the SAVE America Act. YOU will become the reason that we will have our butts kicked in midterms. Not Candace Owens, not Nick Fuentes, not anyone else. You and you alone, and all because you want to make the 200 or so viewers of Punchbowl Fly Out Days happy. You're living in a K Street information bubble, addicted to the comforts and praises of lobbyists masquerading as journalists. You mistake the steak and martini dinners you get invited to as your own constituents. You are not "moderate." The SAVE America Act has 98% support among Republicans. Name one other thing that has 98% support. You are an extreme minority who prides himself on being a calm leader, when in reality you are well in the running for the most ineffective Majority leader of all time. Prove me wrong. Do the bare modicum of effort. Not symbolic. Actual effort. Cancel the recess. Get SAVE America Act passed.

@latsot Man, lucky you!

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: I have a pension for bothering furries. Thanks for that, dad.

@wokeandwoofing There is some nearby construction where they destroyed the foundations of some older houses on the land plots, causing lots of dust. As sneezing can cause automatic gender change, I changed gender about 50 times in one day!

I have been diagnosed as S.A.G.F (Socialy Advantageous Gender Fluid) which means I will spontaneously trans into whatever gender is most beneficial to me in any given situation.

@carrotcottagerr I love the one doing the upward lick on the strawberry!

The new CCRR care app ❤️

@pansyandrose211 @Opiumbrella I've had simultaneous cold flashes with hot flashes. It's crazy--like my skin gets cold/clammy but my aura is hot. I'm not kidding.

@Opiumbrella Cold flashes. Ever had one of those? I’ve had several. Still outnumbered by the hot flashes, though.

And even this is the MOST talked about and recognizable pm/menopause symptom. Even OBGYNs know next to nothing about so many of the others, and dismiss it all as unrelated. Insanely Itchy ears Insomnia Anxiety Let’s not forget the RAGE digestive issues Skin issues Peeing 500 times a day and on and on.

@Opiumbrella I'm having insanely dry skin issues and itchy eyes. It sucks. I've ways struggled with insomnia and anxiety--so I can't blame that on menopause.