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If you can’t spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker. - Mike McDermott 🖼️ @wizardsmol

@DefiIgnas do you think AAVE will ever allow NFTs as collateral with this new feature?

Quite cool Aave v4 feature is risk premium: You pay higher borrowing rate if your collateral is riskier (on top of base rate). Safer collateral (wETH, USDC) = cheaper borrow. Riskier collateral = you pay more. In v3 all collateral had flat rate. Basically, if Curve founder wanted to lend $CRV on Aave v4 to borrow stablecoins, he would pay much higher borrowing rate than if collateral was $ETH

@robpizzola I preach this every day in multiple group chats. @MLB THE people need something to gamble on at work. Every day.

15 games on the MLB schedule today. Zero early afternoon starts. How is this still a thing? Give me a 12:30 first pitch every single day of the season. This shouldn't be controversial.

@claudedonze @aave huuuge

aave is launching a fixed rate yield product for @aave app users - 6% fixed yield - no kyc when depositing stables - $2M insured per depositor - aave as the curator launching may 1st

I'm not doing well

@Calm_In_Cense @martymush Marty went to like LI CC. He was friends with Glenny balls.

@martymush Everyone who thinks this is real is retarded.

We're beating the shit out of UConn and people are questioning where I went to school

@JeffNadu He might be Nadu

Yaxel is the best player in the country. Don’t @ me

March Chalkness All you had to do was round robin fave lay every day. That’s it.

Sit the starters at half. It’s over.

@ProV1Smile Grilling beer.

Spitballing top 5 beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer of the weekend 3. AM airport beer 4. Campfire beer 5. Shower beer Taking input. Never afraid of constructive criticism.

@BookitWithTrent The world on this ticket today. Same as yesterday.

I ❤️ CHALK MADNESS $2750 to win $2000 DONT CARE IF YOU THINK SHITS CAKE. RIDE OR DIE W THE CHALK.

@DoubleVodkaDon @PicksCentral @stoolgambling Good luck DVD. I’m on Vols here.

Michigan -7.5 UConn +5.5 Tournament coming to an end. 5 more games left. Can’t win em all if we don’t win the first 2. Why not us? @PicksCentral @stoolgambling

I have not seen any Vols tickets on my timeline. All wolverines. All Michigan love. Welp you know what that means. Vols on the court. Can’t lose. 🔒

entire pregame desk picking Michigan. What could possibly go wrong?

@KookCapitalLLC Bottoms almost in.

no one follows crypto anymore no one posts about crypto even former crypto accounts mostly post about the war and the stock market what does that tell you?????

@Milajoy @ClayTravis @spencerpratt Hold up. The Hills Spencer ?

This just may be the GREATEST campaign video of all time. Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) is a GENIUS. He's taking out the trash.

@_fitnesshub Thank you for the explanation. Sending to my wife now.

This is what happens when you swallow your partners white fluid

@Stuckey2 Had to be popular play of the day.

My dumbest friend who went all in on Illinois-Arizona ML parlay trolling me now. Deserved

@FrankieCucc @2NLChillGrind Haha Can you share some?

@2NLChillGrind Wouldn't be the biggest whale grooming I've seen this week

POV you’re playing a $10,000 buy-in cash. The guy to your left is -35bb/100 playing a maniac aggresive style. 70% VPIP. But he’s chain smoking cigarettes. Obviously this guy gets his own rules, and no one dares to complain. How long you playing in this game??

@Irish_PokerOpen whoa. Looks totally different

Ilari “Ziigmund” Sahamies 🇫🇮 spotted at the Irish Poker Open playing the €350 Big O! Barry ‘Grimo’ Grime took home the win for €9,070! #IrishPokerOpen 18+ Play Responsibly | GambleAware

@CaptainCons Blowing their own nose is a huge moment too.

Underrated milestone for babies that isn’t mentioned enough When they can hold their own bottle it’s a game changer