Stuckey

Annual offseason nonfiction haul tweet

@ClintGrochowski @AshleyImperiale Love you guys

@Stuckey2 From me and @AshleyImperiale - We're very sorry for your loss, and happy he got to meet his grandson.

Lost my best friend yesterday and it hurts so bad so excuse my ramble Like so many, my love of sports came from my dad since I could barely talk. He lived for his kids. I was so blessed he paid for all of my schools and yet he was still all in when I decided to leave my career to help start action. He listened to every single one of my podcasts and always needed to know what I bet so he could follow along. He was a huge Duke basketball fan and I loved rooting against his teams for some reason aka he would give me 20 bucks every time they lost which didn’t happen often in the 90s (I will never have a higher ROI since I never had to pay). He was under the basket when Laettner hit his famous shot at the spectrum. I was only 6 so don’t remember but I apparently cried and didn’t talk to him for 2 weeks. Fast forward 25 years when I married a UK girl and he never stopped joking I only did it to get him back for that Laettner shot. Man beat cancer twice but the third time was too much. He didn’t have the heart to tell us the third time it spread everywhere but he at least went peacefully. Football and college basketball weekends will never be the same without being able to call him but I’m so happy G Jr. got to meet the G the 4th even though I’ll be perpetually sad he won’t get to watch him grow up. Love you forever pop

@PromoCactus Nightmare blunt rotation

Everyone knows the best sports bettors in the world are DubClubbers with serious names like Darth Fader

@BankersLoveNaps Legend

@Stuckey2 What a Legend. Glad he held out to see your son. He was a class act too, he waited for your slow season to go.

Looking at old pictures my dad kept with my sister. It’s pretty crazy to think that of the 11 of us in this photo, 0 went pro

@Bistronius You caught me

@Stuckey2 You fâgs who started betting once it became legal ruined it for us. Fuck you loser

When the guy at the bar who doesn’t bet and just does fantasy starts cheering obnoxiously

I’m completely ignorant when it comes to horse training, but I can’t think of one advantage to being a male vs female. How has a female trainer never won?

Great race. The steak survives

With someone who only had Great White. Will do better than me

Chief Wallabee tonight to extend my record Derby losing streak. Apologies to my wife’s family who own the horse lol

I'll share multi-race tickets and other exotics connecting to the Derby this afternoon For now, this is my planning guide (will be switching some things around with The Puma scratch) actionnetwork.com/horse-racing/2…

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Just hit the simulate button

Rockets said we have no interest in getting waxed by OKC. You go ahead

Is there anything more deflating than losing 1-0 in OT at home with a chance to close out a series before going on the road to another country for game 7?

Is that the Kawhi rim?

Happy for the die hard Sabres fans. Been too long. Enjoy the weekend

We haven’t seen a home team lead by 20+ and lose by 10+ in the playoffs since 2011 — Clippers vs. Spurs… Add the 2026 Magic to the list. Teams to lead by more than 20 pts at any point in a playoff game were 131-1 SU since 2022 — now the 2nd loss ⤵️

Counted you out? I said I don’t get how the pistons were the 1 seed. I know nothing about the nba