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@ChrisLongKSTP we got a special one tonight

This guy never, ever disappoints. What a show. (The b/w pics are from a friend… we were up top)

@TeeOffSports Would love to join - thanks!

I dropped a handful of matchups in the Discord + updated the model with all stats. If you want to join the Discord, comment below. I will send you the link. I'll do that for 20-30 minutes tonight!

@DanaWessel more like hey buddy how about you hawk tua a new radio station pal!

Someone who named their account after the woman who said she spits on wieners doesn't like my stories. I take that as a compliment.

JUST ANNOUNCED ‼️ Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band are bringing the "Land of Hope & Dreams American Tour" to Target Center on March 31. 🎫 Tickets on sale Friday, February 20 at 12:00 PM.

@PFTCommenter if u fast forward through any of this video you are unamerican

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 (had a little trouble finding the stadium)

@MaryNovack6 hi Mary - if you’re not interested in the Monster Jam tickets you just won, I’d love to buy from you to bring our 4yo to Sunday’s show. Let me know if you’re interested

@DanaWessel so glad this video captured my immediate reaction of “whoa ho ho ho!” on that first note

Tom Morello is a legend.

Today was the 24th time I've seen Bruce Springsteen perform and by far the most important. I fucking hate the circumstances of why he was here, but it's further proof of the power of music and the power of people standing up for what's right. I love Minneapolis.

@ChrisLongKSTP Was really, really cool

@HumannTouch Maximum FOMO. Happy you go there, though!!

#springsteen First Ave Minneapolis 1-30-26

@JimRotolo @springsteen I was there today, was so awesome to have Bruce at First Ave. crowd was spectacular and quiet/respectful during this live premiere

This week on The Wild & The Innocent: What @springsteen song feels like it was written about you? 877-70-BRUCE. Kicking off with “Streets of Minneapolis.” 6pm ET / 3pm PT, E Street Radio, Ch. 20 #BruceSpringsteen #EStreetRadio #SiriusXM #SpringsteenFans #TheWildAndTheInnocent

@ChikenFingerz69 Sounds about right

@HumannTouch Looks like it's my kind of place but Google Maps says it's "Temporarily Closed"??

I do a reasonable amount of traveling so I'm thinking about turning this into an account that only chronicles views from hotel windows throughout the upper midwest. Certainly more entertaining than the nonsense I've been sending out. Here is Mankato:

@ChikenFingerz69 Check out The Office if you need a break

Jamestown, ND.

@shawnfury Some big “we didn’t come here to play school” energy

One of the most famous college basketball games in Minnesota history was St. John’s 84-82 OT win over (then) Mankato State in the 1979 NAIA playoffs. Hard to blame MSU for losing: they were playing 29th game in 29 days! Now THAT’s a tough back-to-back-to-back-to…you get the idea

@Funconomist For the points, is this draft kings DFS total points? Trying to see if I can leverage this data for player props (Pts+Reb+Asst?)

Funconomist's FREE college basketball projections available for today's slate for DraftKings and FanDuel 1/8 Games Northwestern at Michigan State Rutgers at Illinois Seattle at Oregon State Ohio State at Oregon San Francisco at Loyola Marymount Santa Clara at Gonzaga Currently working on testing these in advance of tournaments & March Madness and figured I'd let people use them if they'd like to lockdowncoverage.substack.com/p/college-bask…

@AaronGleeman @BJFait quite a complex pattern

"You're a very hard person to shop for," @BJFait said before giving me the Dan Flashes shirt from ITYSL for my birthday.

@DanaWessel @Chazraps “(39)” really pulls this together

The winner for best Christmas card ever goes to @Chazraps.

@SigmundBloom can start 2/3, PPR, I’m slight favorite: Bucky Irving, Chase Brown, Ceedee Lamb. Thanks for a great season!

@ChrisLongKSTP @DanaWessel HBD Longer

@DanaWessel Love ya, my brother. (...and not just because of this tweet!)

Happy birthday to a true original and one of the nicest damn MFers I've ever met @ChrisLongKSTP.

@DanaWessel Swamped.

@HumannTouch Busy day?

May this week bring you the type of joy I felt on December 25th 1996.