@JonathanDoidge Good Afternoon one and all. Finally some play.
I retired earlier this year, so now I'm allowed to be grumpy. Will there be any Kookaburra rounds this season to be grumpy about?
Come on Yorkshire.
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Bent Nielsen, Retired
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Bent Nielsen, Retired
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Randers, Denmark Tham gia Haziran 2009
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@icelandcricket Do flat-earthers believe that the Equator exists? I guess they have to draw the line somewhere...
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You can provide this kind of evidence, but some people will still deny it. Believe or not, there are cricketers who still think the concept of the nightwatchman makes sense.
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
BREATHTAKING🚨: Image of Earth captured by Artemis II from space that clearly shows EARTH is NOT FLAT!
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@icelandcricket It is far too easy to do that if you cheat and use your own special extra letters.
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A lot of foreigners struggle to pronounce the names of our five cricket clubs in Iceland. But we could make it a lot harder than that if we wanted!
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@anon_opin As they say "gin tastes bad, tonic tastes bad, but together... they used to stave off malaria".
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Very few people really enjoy gin. It's only fashionable bevause every man and his dog has started adding flavours like rhubarb, cucumber or some shite to it to make it palatable
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@acaseofthegolf1 It must be every college golfer's dream to be able to have 'Weed' on their yardagebook cover and the principal isn't even allowed to be annoyed.
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@acaseofthegolf1 * denotes not starting from the
first tee or first name where applicable.
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@acaseofthegolf1 Ping has been found to have misrepresented the sound their putters make and will now have to change the company name to Pong.
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First round in a while. 38 pts. -.3 unless there is pcc. Often hit it quite straight but the old swing keeps creeping in though it is easier to get back to a better swing. Got tired towards the end of the round and missed out on a few more points. 2026 might not suck big league.
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Wearing ski socks wasn't quite sufficient yesterday. About -1 degree celcius. Scored 28 points and +.2. 4 non-counting rounds coming up. Hit a 4 wood about 250 meters. Must have hit a frozen puddle and scampered on. Ususally only goes 150m.
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@acaseofthegolf1 Back to the everyday world 5 of the 6 best scores in my handicap are next up for renewal. If I don't improve I will hit the hard cap harder than an anvil hits Wile E. Coyote. Don't need a new club or swing. Just a new brain.
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I have this big empty feeling inside me. I am no longer constipated.
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I met a young woman. She took me to the cleaners. That was the least she could do, as she spilled red wine on my new trousers.
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Best shampoo for hair loss? No thanks. I'd rather keep my slightly greasy hair.
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It was obvious from the beginning, sadly most chose to ignore it or cover it up. It was always drugs. The party drugs might have come later but it was always drugs. Drugs and cover-ups from the beginning. Sad.
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Charley Hill @LPGA @ford_champ_ two back of the current cut—which will definitely get lower—4 to play. This was pretty much a must-make. And…
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@icelandcricket There might even be a team that has won less Cricket World Cups than Iceland. Somewhere not even participating counts negatively.
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Somewhere out there, there's a team that has won more Cricket World Cups than Australia.
Curiosity@CuriosityonX
There has to be life on one of these dots.
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@JustineBateman @ElizabethBanks Quint is going to need a far bigger mirror to snort off.
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See @ElizabethBanks’ film COCAINE BEAR.
Fox News@FoxNews
GREAT WHITE BLOW: Brazilian scientists are finding traces of cocaine, caffeine, and painkillers in sharks swimming near the Bahamas. These "blow-fish" are reportedly getting hooked on marine pollutants and illicit drugs flowing into the ocean from rapid urbanization and tourism.
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@haveigotnews Well they can't have Bielsa and that is final.
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As Tottenham struggle to find yet another new manager, the Spurs board draw up a list of realistic candidates they've yet to approach:
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@DutchBKate The ECB has really lost the plot. They have enforced Kookaburra ball rounds in the county championship the last two years but none of the test players were sent back to play in those rounds and none of the county players were even considered for the test team. WTF indeed.
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This facade of the ECB being more engaged with the counties has started well. Tongue and Duckett who haven't played since the Sydney Test and v Sri Lanka on 3rd Feb are more allowed to play for Nottinghamshire next week because they're being rested. No doubt more to follow.
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@BumbleCricket There seems to be someone missing...
Iceland Cricket@icelandcricket
We choose today to launch our best current male commentator's XI: Michael Atherton Kumar Sangakarra Ricky Ponting (c) Nasser Hussain Ravi Shastri Shaun Pollock Ian Smith (wk) Ian Bishop Waqar Younis Mpumelelo Mbangwa Simon Doull Serving drinks (silently): KP
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36 days until our summer outdoor season begins. Winter has us still in a vice like grip.
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