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It wouldn't be a day off if I didn't take the pocket rocket for a blast round the local countryside! Typical weather rolling in too. @MSportLtd

RT @LairdOfThManor: …and now the ‘blue check mark’ ,which I paid for in December 2025, 12 months in advance, has disappeared… X has refused…

@AutoInfatuation @ListerLawrence @AutoPap and cartwitter in general..... Best premium midsize hybrid suv please! Going down so many rabbit holes here changing my name to Warren!🤦‍♂️ TIA😉

#REUNITED UPDATE: Found van and dogs , all dogs look ok, thanks so much to Kate for spotting the van after post shared and calling me, we headed down and I checked van for dogs, all 5 dogs in van and are ok x Police are with van now and are staying until dogs are collected x

🐈 I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN A MORE UNBOTHERED CAT!!! 😂 Buckle up… this is hysterical!

You’ve been warned….

who else up celebrating the one year anniversary of plummeting 5 stories down to the pavement and somehow surviving!!! oh just us?? it's a party over here!

@feederofcats She is such a lucky girl to have you! Gorgeous girlie!

One year with my girl 🩷 I hate the circumstances that brought us together but I am the luckiest girl in the world to be her person. I'd go through hell with you all over again, tonton. I'm so glad you're here 🩷

the way he was SAT

Looking for a foster mother, happy to travel. Please contact the office on 0193927025 Or call Peter on 07740257547

Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A Polish dance group, Fair Play Crew, drew global attention by recreating on stage the stiff and synchronized movements of 1980s fighting video games, such as the classic International Karate. I've seen this so many times, still cracks me up 😂

@FlashheartV2 Looks cracking! Just how I like mine cooked!

Has anyone else had any luck searching for a reg finding pictures of the car? Either on Facebook or Google? I've seen people do this but it's never really worked for me. The free Carcheck finds thumbnails, so they're obviously out there, but I can't find them.

Come on X a friends. It's trending, let's make everyone aware of this!! If you were a follower of the original Laird account please unfollow now to minimize the account for the hackers. Hopefully Laird will get his original account back soon. x.com/i/trending/203…

So she has finally, publicly, stolen my account and followers. Well ‘Anastasiia Mosk’, you’re a fuċking bïtch!

A look at the amazing work done by racecourse vets 🩺👏 #ITVRacing

My son left his knives, that he uses for work as chef, in a leather procook case (identical to picture) on the dart this morning around 10:45am (heading to Malahide) - it’s a long shot but if anyone comes across them could they please DM me 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Meanwhile in Australia.

Barber: what kind of cut you want? Dweeb: just fuck my shit up

@feederofcats @dieworkwear Poor wee Dweebus! I hope he has a straight forward recovery!

@dieworkwear Derek I can't deal

Dweeb wants to know if everyone will still love him while he looks very ridiculous for a minute