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@Matt_Pinner Phoenix.

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?

@asangulo79 @vikingzfanpage This the play for which most Cardinals fans will remember K1...tossing the ball into space so he won't get hit.

@vikingzfanpage Don’t get so excited

This is what we’re getting, #Vikings fans.

@vikingzfanpage K1 made these things happen out of broken plays.

@FroemelAndy @SportsCenter It's called recruiting.

@SportsCenter UCLA has climbed the mountain. How do they replace all the Seniors who are leaving next?

UNIVERSITY OF CHAMPIONS, LOS ANGELES 🏆 UCLA TAKES DOWN SOUTH CAROLINA TO WIN THE WOMEN'S NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

@grantstern @OccupyDemocrats Was it sarcasm?

Trump will blame Obama for this.

@RpsAgainstTrump False.

Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche: "The DOJ has now released all of the files with respect to the Epstein saga." Fact check: false

@JosephDiRosa Does anyone notice something like an elephant in the room?

What a historic night! In their first-ever NCAA Championship game, the Bruins delivered a dominant performance, defeating South Carolina 79-51 to claim the program's first national title in the NCAA era. From an undefeated run through the Big Ten, to grinding out tough wins in the tournament, to capping it off with a statement victory on the biggest stage — this team showed heart, defense, and championship poise all season long. Huge shoutout to Coach Cori Close, Lauren Betts, and the entire roster for making Bruins history. Pauley Pavilion is going to be rocking even louder this year!#UCLA #NCAAChamps #GoBruins #WBB

@gtconway3d MAGA thinks this is all reality tv.

Seriously, here's a pretty good summary from Claude of the applicable legal principles:

Happy War Crimes Day to all who celebrate.

@WallStreetMav Life isn’t a movie and Trump is not the main character in a reality tv show.

They are definitely going to make a movie on this rescue. American ejects over Iran and spends 2 days hiding while the Iranian militia are hunting for him. The US Air Force and Navy provide air cover for him around the clock, blasting anything that approaches him. US Special Ops arrives in the area, but their planes get damaged or stuck. We blew up the planes so they cannot be recovered. Send in more aircraft, grab everyone, get out alive.

@RonFilipkowski …

I’m confused…

@RpsAgainstTrump Sunni v Shia. Has nothing to do with us.

BREAKING: Kuwait says Iranian drones hit two power and water desalination plants, causing “significant” damage.

@Murk441 Girl to boy.

What do you think of the cut? 🤔

@AdamParkhomenko It’s how R’s have always governed.

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following: $510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research $82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated) $61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated) $240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated) $659 million - Community building grants $47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated) $449 million - Economic development grants for communities $1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA) $993 million - Scientific research and technology standards $150 million - Support for American exports and trade $2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs $8.5 billion - Funding for public schools $1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated) $2.7 billion - College access and higher education support $15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects $1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated) $1.1 billion - Scientific research funding $386 million - Environmental cleanup programs $150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research $4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated) $768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance $819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children $775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated) $5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention $5 billion - Medical research (NIH) $129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research $356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response $1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants $707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure $52 million - Airport and transportation security $40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats $53 million - Funding for homeland security operations $3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated) $1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated) $393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness $529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated) $489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities $50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated) $60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws $58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated) $45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated) $1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety $20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated) $1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated) $395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated) $234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs $101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws $46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad $2 billion - International humanitarian aid $1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated) $4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs $2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships $642 million - International economic and treasury programs $315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad $486 million - Grants for public transit projects $4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure $372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities $145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure $204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities $1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement

@nut_history safe

Safe or out

@Milajoy Black legislators doing traditional things.

Illinois Gov. Pritzker's new budget lists $500,000 to a College that has been CLOSED for 3 years. Like, seriously! Lock this guy up for defrauding taxpayers.

@Milajoy @LeaderJohnThune Such his life. Win some. Lose some. America survives.

If @LeaderJohnThune does not NUKE the silent filibuster and go back to the standing ( talking)filibuster he WILL find out what it's like to be the Senate Minority Leader. The GOP will lose in the midterms. Mark my words.

@Acyn He just sold another 100K copies with that post.

Trump: Third rate news "anchor" Jonathan Karl of ABC Fake News, the worst and most corrupt Network in the business, wrote another made up book about me where his stories and "reporting" bare no relationship to the truth… Don't buy the book!

@captive_dreamer Shia Muslims make Christian Nationalists look soft. So yeah, they’re on the extreme far right.

Are you seeing what's going on yet

@YahooSports Things happen.

Life comes at you fast 🫢