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@paulg Was it hovering like an angel?

Jessica dared me to tweet that I lunched upon a heel of bread that I retrieved from the trash. (She said "stale bread" but it wasn't stale. It was still perfectly good. It was also, critically, sitting on *top* of the other stuff; see related Seinfeld episode.)

@nopara73 Lol 192.168 one 😂

Holy cow! Only a day after zkSNACKs stopped its Wasabi Wallet coinjoin coordination, 9 new coinjoin coordinators are already operating🤯🤯🤯 At this point even I don't know what's going on🙃

@gladstein it's doable. Just need to gamify it @qecez

100 million BitAxes, one in every home Who says no?

@jratcliff You're definitely living my dream 👏🫡

@BitcoinErrorLog Of course they do. They're French!

Did you know that France is the only country with special cryptography registration requirements for software products? You can't put your Bitcoin app in French app stores until France gives you permission.

@Mandrik You've ruined that baklava, shame.

Dark chocolate dipped baklava

Why Andreas Antonopoulos Is A #Bitcoin legend Evangelized to empty rooms when $BTC was $100 Educated millions with his books and videos A thread.

@AnselLindner You're right but please don't amplify scammers.

This is like being strongly against people using the internet, or people doing math. Take it back a few hundred years, and it's like being strong against people reading, or the printing press. They are dinosaurs. #bitcoin

1b txn bitcoin.clarkmoody.com/dashboard/

@BitcoinErrorLog Larping

When Bitcoiners wear masks at conferences, but show up repeatedly and everyone basically knows who they are, what do you imagine is the reason they hide their faces?

@LukeDashjr @cguida6 Source please

Reminder: Research performed during and after the "block size war" revealed that blocks larger than ~300k are NOT safe or sustainable. Despite that, small blockers compromised/lost and Segwit increased the #Bitcoin block size limit to 2-4 MB, over 12 times the safe size. Don't let people gaslight you into thinking the block size limit is sufficient by itself to mitigate spam. Spam pushes block sizes much closer to the 4 MB cap, while real transactions would max out close to 2 MB.

I know that ETH had a large premine, changed consensus mechanisms, has a roadmap, and small group of insiders who coordinate hard forks. You know it, too

Seriously, bitcoiners need to be aware of the battleground they are on. We are challenging the worlds power structures. This epoch is when the fight begins. There are MANY internal forces here to stagger the growth of #bitcoin, no matter how much 'they' sound and look like us..

@jack Please make it available to retail in a quiet package. Everyone with a garage needs to have one, even if it functions at a loss.

we’re building a mining rig mining.build/latest-updates…

@BitcoinErrorLog I'll probably sell my farts in a jar to buy more BTC (not mstr)

If Bitcoin goes to $55k will you be okay? If $MSTR goes below $1k, will you be okay?

Introducing Beignet ✨ An instant, self-custodial #Bitcoin wallet for JS devs. The on-chain logic at the heart of Bitkit, now available as a standalone library: github.com/synonymdev/bei…

@paulg Let's make it a movement: Turn your camera off! Stop pretending seeing people makes communication better. People can bs just as much with camera on.

I always prefer ordinary voice calls to Zoom calls. Zoom calls are much more work, because you have to think about what your body is doing and not just what your voice is doing. And you have to stay put; you can't pace like you can on a voice call.

@BitcoinErrorLog Too many autists looking at the code

The chips are backdoored. The operating systems are backdoored. Bitcoin is backdoored?

@_jonasschnelli_ @greenpeaceusa Same here

I am disappointed in you, @greenpeaceusa When I was a teen, I admired you. But the more I learned about the world, the more I started to doubt your mission. Your anti nuclear energy efforts have lead to a huge co2 increase. Now you’re fighting Bitcoin with money from XRP. 👎

A release candidate for the next major version of Bitcoin Core is available 🚀 We need you to test it. This helps find + fix bugs *before* release. Don’t know how to test? Some wonderful people made an awesome testing guide and will walk us through it at review club next week: