Liam O'Grady

@SoVeryBritish Gob

What would be a good name for a British Jaws?

@seat100kop @BSTHydePark #amateur #ripoff

@BSTHydePark your sound is out of sync with your screens. Sort it out! #amateur #BSTHydePark

In Mayo it means more. We can't wait to see the Mayo Footballers run out on @HastMacHalePark Sunday in front of a packed house. This stadium is more than just a field & some seats, it's a place where memories are made with friends & family & where we can see our heroes up close

@LidlGB this baby toy comes apart easily and is a choke hazard - you probably need to recall asap. Is there a customer support contact I can get in touch with?

@CambridgeUtdFC @NewportCounty On the way...

⏱️ FULL-TIME! ⏱️ U's return to the summit after hard-fought victory at @NewportCounty. 💛🖤 #CamUTD

@laurarocs Blummin lovely

@robbiegaston Was this Bachers climbing up Chepstow?

Not all superheroes wear capes 🦸‍♂️

@sid_lambert @pmforster

25 years ago today on-loan Boro striker Uwe Fuchs is red-carded for this absolute monstrosity of a tackle vs Sheffield United. Spawned the headline: UWE FUCHS OFF. Now that’s the sort of bollocks we can all appreciate.

@AskSmythsToys hi - delivery tracking information doesn’t work - order should have been delivered last week. Can you help?

@burrows_hare great work on your packaging here. Make sure that comb is safe and screw the planet. #recycle #exctinctionrebellion #ecofriendly

@Hermesparcels hi, who do I speak to about a parcel that didn’t turn up even though I received an email saying it was delivered? Cheers

@robbiegaston How does she say cows?

I’m Northern Irish, and even I think this is some next level accent-ing...

@virginmedia I’ve resorted to tweeting. Issues: Unknown massive charge on my bill, can’t login to my account, no replying to messages and WiFi drops out every. Single. Day. Which issue shall we start with?

@luke16taylor Cc @MundialMag

The Italian team doctor coming through in an Armani suit and Puma Kings. Look of the summer.

@luke16taylor Cc @TRiCKETTengland

@CambridgeHalfUK any suggestions how we get hold of race photos without a Facebook account? #datasecurity

@FourFourTwo Those weird “trendy” handshakes they all do now. Even the bloody refs. Should be a proper, hard as nails handshake 🤝

What's the thing you hate most about modern football?

@petercrouch happy birthday - see you down The Priory about 10, yeh? I’ll bring @JimmyBronze and @robbiegaston

@CambridgeWords @laurenlaverne Actually it’s all upper case.

@laurenlaverne We're not so sure Lauren. However, we fully approve of correct use of the upper-case L. dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/eng…