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@hashjenni Find a kitchen. Make a sandwich.

So, we all agree there were no rescued fighter pilots, right? And the ‘rescue’ was a huge blundered attempt at stealing uranium.

@bennyjohnson Can we be fair here. It wouldnt matter if epstein himself said the same thing. The people doubting most likely hate trump and it doesnt matter what happens. That wont change until the TV says to do so.

🚨BREAKING: Melania Trump just SHOCKED everyone with a surprise White House announcement SHUTTING DOWN lies about her and Jeffrey Epstein once and for all. “The lies linking me with Jeffrey Epstein need to end today.” “I have never been friends with Epstein.” “I am not Epstein's victim.” “Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump.” “I met my husband by chance at the New York City party in 1998.” “The individuals lying about me are devoid of ethical standards.” “To be clear, I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell.”

@HisDirknesS ✋🏽

This is a wild trade scenario that comes out to dead ass even on the old NFL draft trade chart. Who's accepting this bad boy??

@esjesjesj God forbid the states be responsible for their forests.

The forest service does lots of things, but they're the frontline in fighting wildfires. There is literally no issue Republicans aren't maximally evil on. You cannot hate them enough.

@hbtCHIEFS In jail.

Where does Stefon Diggs end up?

@elenacute01 That is a murder hornet.

I don't care how much you hate wasps, drowning them alive in a jar full of their dead friends is actual serial killer behavior.

@MahomeSZN Is bain or bailey available. If so then 5. If no then 9.

On a scale of 1-10, how happy would you be if the Chiefs took Carnell Tate at 9?

@Jesse_Brenneman Thats quite a feat jesse. I had no idea someone could fit their head that far up their ass. Wild.

If Democrats are able to get reelected it will take an extremely ambitious, aggressive, New Deal style administration just to get things back to where they were in 2023.

@F0ODHub Second burger.

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@LauranVickers Yeah thatd do just fine.

Am I in good shape for a 37-yo MILF?

@hoshizorarock Hard pass. Youre welcome to the smoked meats though.

アメリカ人よ🇺🇸 君達のお肉は我々が全部いただく。 君達はかわりにこれを食べなさい。

@rushicrypto Dumb dumb didnt know every man registers for the draft. Whats wild is they dont let the women pretending to be men sign up for the draft.

> Be an 18-year-old U.S. citizen > Get drafted into the military without your consent > Only to end up dying overseas for a pedophile

@SaraForTexLege 100% and only those registered citizens who prove that theyre the person on the register get to vote, right?

If they can automatically register you for WAR, they can automatically register you to VOTE.

@warsurv 😆 completely invisible😆

🇨🇳CHINA DID IT AGAIN! Built its 5th-generation stealth fighter 100% with domestic & national tech — and it’s completely INVISIBLE to radar! No wonder the Chinese people are bursting with pride. Why? Because they don’t have fake “pool media” clowns lying to them!

@TlFnCu1907 It would only take 2 years because u retards can only count to 20. At least those of you with all your fingers.

🚨 İran Ordusu Komutanı; "Füze stoğumuzu biz bile bilmiyoruz. Bugün saymaya kalksak 2 yıl sürer. İsrail'i çok daha korkunç günler bekliyor."🚀

@TristanSnell You sir are retarded. Every male registers at age 18 by law. This is not new. Willful idiot.

ATTENTION — ALL US MALES 18-25 You are automatically being registered for the DRAFT, starting in December Because of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump Don’t want to fight in Trump’s wars? Soon you will not have a choice

@bennpeifert You literally stood in line to get a mystery vaccine injected into you blindly following what the tv told u to do. Who is low iq?

MAGA is the lowest IQ collection of people ever to exist and its not even close

@RiseOfAlberta Alberta has oil... Sounds like they might need some freedom.

Meet our new best friend 🤠

@EvanAKilgore I guess u didnt buy gas during the biden admin. Fucking retard.

I just paid $4.19 per gallon for gas in Indiana. It was the MOST I've EVER paid for gas IN MY LIFE. I'm tired of Right-Wing influencers gaslighting and attacking me and the America people for complaining. I don't care if you call me a "Panican. MAGA fu*king sucks right now.

@9mmScorpion You fucking dipshit😆 every 18 year old male registers for the draft currently. This simply removes the paperwork process. Dumb dumb baby.

A swastika tattoo can save your son or daughter, you're welcome.