Captain.Obvious

Dear Cyril, I do not consent to the economic rape that we as South African taxpayers are being subjected to by your government. R700 million for a circle jerk to chat about 30 years of your party’s failed governance?Just do the job we pay you for, or resign. Thanks Gatvol

@WhiteLionII1 Ask @barry_hilton he explains it best 😏

Why do women use do much more toilet paper than men? It’s like they go through a roll every day 🧻

@Pietprater @Gideon_jacobs2 @DieAnderJannie What he does once he’s fired is not my problem.

@ManablazeMick @Gideon_jacobs2 @DieAnderJannie They can’t fire John. What will he do for a living? He’s not qualified to do anything. I will not even let him manage my pie shop in Brixton.

Jana should be fired.

@HoneyballD62918 Too soon. Wait for her to close the door and hit start first 😏

@GarethCliff Was going to ask if you did that on purpose 🤣

Sorry, we’re on it

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@MathewCohenSA @doodlehabibi @jsteenhuisen @HermanMashaba “Politician” is just fancy spelling for “hypocrite”.

Is there anything wrong with your critique of @jsteenhuisen here? Not really. But it is highly hypocritical that you would call him out for his staffers bad form when your party leader @HermanMashaba has spewed absolute racist bile on social media and you've never taken a stand against him.

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@IanCameron23 @VusiSambo If people who draw a salary through the public purse cannot be transparent then they should not be allowed to draw a salary through the public purse.

In December 2024, I received a lawyer’s letter on behalf of Major General Feroz Khan. The letter accused me of making “defamatory” remarks, said it was “not unreasonable” to understand my reference to a “major general” as a reference to Khan, and demanded that I “formally retract” and “cease and desist” from making similar remarks. The relevant issue then was already clear: allegations around questionable procurements, the secret service fund, media smear campaigns, and defeating the ends of justice in relation to a cocaine seizure case. Now, less than two years later, Major General Khan is at the centre of the very kind of Crime Intelligence corruption crisis we warned about. The Madlanga Commission has now heard serious allegations involving Khan, his seized devices, and alleged interference in investigations. He has also reportedly withdrawn court attempts to block access to those devices and to have parts of the process heard behind closed doors. This raises a much bigger question: how did a person with this level of controversy remain protected for so long inside one of the most sensitive environments in the SAPS? It also demands proper scrutiny of how he rose through the ranks. Khan was promoted from colonel to major general, skipping brigadier. If that was irregular, who approved it, who protected it, and why? Just remember that Khan reportedly also skipped the rank of lieutenant colonel. He went straight from captain to full colonel and straight from colonel to major general. South Africans deserve a police service run by people committed to law, discipline and integrity, not a Crime Intelligence environment where warnings are met with lawyer’s letters, while the truth only surfaces years later through commissions and court papers.

@_ThePugFather Ho. Lee. Fuk!

@ManablazeMick 🤣🤣🤣 The fishing industry in Djibouti is actually tiny...8 commercial boats. Check these GT from that place.

I got the dreaded call, ETD 4 days and then it's 7 weeks away 😔

@adane_mma @Vikram10729557 He ain’t providing shit. She’ll be raising those kittens alone 🤣🤣🤣

@Vikram10729557 she should wait for ur dumbass to bring food for her? when she has a rich side man that can provide for her... y'all are delusional. You need to work harder to provide for us or your ass get dumped

Divided by species United by problem 😂

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Like synchronized swimming, but for people who can’t swim? Or dance. Or hobby horse.

@Prins_PewPew Only the 2nd one this week? That’s like a slow day in Cape Town.

Spain (also) looks like fun 💀

@_ThePugFather Yeah probably because the Somalis wouldn’t let the Chinese get as far into the gulf as Djibouti, and West Africa is too far for the Somalis 🤣

@ManablazeMick I'm on the West African coast, it's been over fished completely so I gave up. Djibouti was absolutely awesome though, most life I've ever seen in the ocean. Caught plenty Baracuda, GT and wahoo that side.

R4.45 billion stolen and laundered. Government doesn’t give a fuck because they’ll get the funds from you and I some other way to bankroll their pension guarantee obligations, so employees cough cough…won’t be affected, and politicians will have an excuse to extract more money

@GamingGrifter @OBrandwag @Vodacom @MTNza They’re the ones selling your number. And, there’s already a free opt-out service, but it’s about as useless as tits on a goldfish. And, paying for something to not happen sounds a lot like extortion. Try this instead: x.com/manablazemick/…

So here's an idea @Vodacom and @MTNza Why don't you guys just create a service, we will pay for it, where you can add your number to a DO NOT CALL list. Once on there your number cannot be given out to any call centre or spam merchant and you personally remove all numbers from these databases We are sick and tired of this nonsense.

@_ThePugFather Good times. Sigh…

@ManablazeMick Yes 😂

Truth

@Desiree_Laverne @No_Drama_Lama_ Public land. State owned, meaning you and I own it, and politicians sold it, and you get zero returns

@ManablazeMick @No_Drama_Lama_ Expropriation without compensation?? 🤔

@Desiree_Laverne this is diabolical

@NixPret @mervynsmith17 R4.45 billion looted and then laundered into oblivion. Weird how nobody saw that coming…🤣🤣🤣

R4.45 billion. Gone. The government’s pension fund invested in 15 companies which lost 100% of their money – Newsday share.google/Hc1cMGGbr3nXTg…