Master of Wind

@WorshipGirlFart Right? It drives me absolutely crazy 🙈

@MasterofWind77 I'll admit, I get a little excited when I feel one brewing, and I'm anxious to see how it's gonna sound

Do you guys ever just like, *savor* the urge to fart/burp? It's starting driving me absolutely insane lately, just that my body is gonna force to do this embarrassing noise and I can't ignore it and 😵‍💫 #farting #burping #fuzzybrain #gassy

@__Lucia__808 Hmm I think I'm a fan of this law, but only if we make it equitable🤔big braps for everyone 😂

@MasterofWind77 Obviously evil all over the place…. Like what else would I do? I plan to take over the world, probably world domination by 2027 and then I make a law that all pretty girls in a 100 mile radius are required to fart in my face. That’s called a monopoly… heh…

I’m at 66 followers rn, 600 more till I hit evil status!! 😨

@__Lucia__808 The same thing happened to me 😭

OK GUYS IM NEW TO THIS STUFF I HAD MY DMS OFF BUT THEY’RE ON NOW SORRY TO ANYONE WHO TRIED TO DM ME!!!

@__Lucia__808 Same >.< it's been BAD lately how much my brain is preoccupied with it 😂

When I’m bored with nothing going on I just like….. think about swallowing a pretty girl’s farts and suddenly I’m entertained. Like rn, I’m thinking about how tasty nasty rank farts are… #fartfetish

@__Lucia__808 This might be a strange choice, but Jester from Critical Role! She's soooo sweet and I know she'd really validate how much I love her bassy blue-butt farts x3

Let’s get a debate started. What fictional character would you absolutely KILL for to be under their ass for a while… I’ll go first mine is Mirko from MHA she’s just a divine Goddess among women and I can’t help not only wanting to smell her protein farts but also lick her abs.

@VVividescence 👉👈

one of those mornings again.... wish i had a cutie's nose buried in my ass but oh well.... >w< #fartfetish

@WorshipGirlFart Ooh, good oneee! Feel better soon!

@MasterofWind77 Butt is still decommissioned cause of my issue, but luckily, I got tons of old clips to spare!! A nice morning fart from awhile back!! 👌

Good morning babes! Fun fact: Did you know that the first fart of the day is the biggest one? All the air you swallowed overnight and the food you ate is trapped inside. You know what you have to do, right lovelies? Go on. Just fart 🥺 You're safe. #farting #gassy #farts

@funkyfungurl Everything okay hun? ;-;

i dont know why im still here on this planet ngl

@kttyrse It's a social experiment!

*farts in your face* April fools! w-wait why are you sniffing it

@amazingmslotus I won't do any 🥺😇 promise-

Staring at my watch and sighing as I inevitably wait for all the april fools posts to subside

@Sonneflower Everyone knows you have to avoid the internet on April Fool's Day, per CollegeHumor

POV me getting tricked by April Fools posts

@VVividescence Though I could smell and hear you before 🤭

@VVividescence What's new is you're VISIBLE 🫵 I can perceive you

good morning :3 my butt stinks... but what else is new I guess x3 #fartfetish

Hi people! As it turns out, I may have found the original key to my loud farts I used to have >.< observe #eproctophilia #farting #fart #malefarting #gassy

@FrowzyZonk Nuh uh

Some of yall are way too familiar with this page

Like, what do you mean air came out of your body from the food we ate together? 🥺 me too! It's so romantic!

Gassiness is the ultimate expression of caretaking as a kink ❤️ Just knowing someone felt uncomfy, and their body is forcing them to something a little gross n embarrassing just makes me wanna apply headpats and tell them they're SOOO valid for passing gas #farting #burping #gas