Seamus

Has an Irishman ever set up a Parisian style bistro called Sean's Élysées and if not why not?

@TFIupdates why have none of the buses been on schedule the last half hour at the tallaght luas bus stop 4348? The 27 is showing at 11 minutes for 20 minutes. What's wrong, why no updates?

That's a spicy pumpkin 🤌🌶️🎃

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@CurleyPollly It would have been a fowl act not to feed them

I did it, I've jumped ship. Adios amobeas bsky.app/profile/mrstac…

graffiti is street poetry. the aria of the unheard.

Just tonight I learned of a mormon couple who used to (perhaps still do?) perform Shakespearean sexual role play. They were overheard by a housemate

@The_TinyDonkey Good cat

This playful little kitten is 6 years old this year ❤️

@CurleyPollly I haven't made the jump yet. I think some are on threads. I'm not sure where I'm going to go next, if it's bluesky or threads

Under new TOS Grok knows your thoughts now

@FelixirofLife28 Good, I was worried

@MrStackpoole I had to get a bus because I checked which shops would be outside the radius. I'm not fucking around Seamus!

The longer a powercut goes on the more things I remember I need electricity for, and the more annoyed I get. Its not FUNNY anymore 😤 I'm going to a shop outside of the powercut zone for supplies and it BETTER be back when i get home or I'm gonna get really mad

Sometimes I’ll buy one of those really big bags of posh Tyrells Crisps and think “why, this amount of crisps will last me three, maybe four days?”. But then I will sit down with the big bag of crisps, and I will enter into what might medically be referred to as a “crisp trance”.

Tortoise was juicin

When I was a kid I wanted to be a nepo baby when I grew up

@Dan_Marchais Cow, pig, chicken, oat, rice, corn, onion, carrot, pea, apple, banana, tomato

@MrStackpoole What are yours?

What protein, grain, veg, and fruit would you bring to a new island? You can only bring 3 of each. Tomato is a fruit, so is cucumber, potato is a veg so are mushrooms. Meat, fish, nuts fall under the category of protein

@ilovaussiesheps 😂

@MrStackpoole Deliveroo.

I see it's now me and about 12 of the most off the wall veteran cranks left now