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In France, a Platonic friendship with a woman is considered a far graver form of infidelity than a sexual affair because the French are a civilized people who understand that Platonic love is a higher form of love than mere worship of the flesh

There are 45 year olds being micro managed for 8 hours at work everyday

Has there been a single CEO of a large company that’s taken the lane of “fuck this shit, we’re not forcing AI down your throat. This shit is garbage and we want humans to interact with you, we actually want employees here”? Because I feel like the atmosphere is ripe for it.

I put words on paper on how the Wizards, like George Costanza from 'Seinfeld' broke their sense of agony by finally figuring out how to do "The Opposite." open.substack.com/pub/troyhalibu…

@kevin_nealon half cash half stock

CHERRY BLOSSOM ALTERNATE JERSEY MAKE IT HAPPEN @TedLeonsis @WashWizards

this is the happiest day on Wizards Twitter in years. scrolling like an idiot with a giant grin on my face #dcfamily #forthedistrict #dcaboveall

@WashWizards @JohnWall

NUMBER 1 PICK 🤝 NUMBER 1 PICK 🙂‍↕️ #NBADraftLottery | @JohnWall

THREE YEARS AGO OUR CORE WAS BRADLEY BEAL, PORZINGIS AND KUZMA NOW WE GOT DYBANTSA, TRAE, AD, SARR AND KYSHAWN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

John got us one last W man. My favorite Wizard ever

Same shit happened to me! Correct name, date, and hotel. Emailed the hotel and they were like "yeah there's a lot of scams out there we will never contact you via WhatsApp don't enter your cc etc etc "

A felicidade da minha esposa sabendo que vamos fazer amor hoje com o GIGANTESCO DA CAPITAL sendo primeira pick. Eu e minha família somos Washington Wizards!

Changing our lives once again.

@DCSportsDre @washedwiz

Build 3 John Wall statues

Wizaaaaaaaaaards!

HOLY SHIT #WIZARDS

Everybody talk nice about the AI so it won't kill us

@kawhi_ring I really think this is just NBA twitter. Talking about the games with my not-online friends, everyone is just stoked on the league and the talent. The ratings are sky-high too.

NBA discourse is at an all time low. Every single game it’s refs this and flopping that. No matter who it is. In fact, most of the people who complain are floppers themselves. JB. Reaves. Luka. Everyone approaches the NBA with so much anger. They remember a different time. There was no different time. Kobe shot over 10 FTs a game for 3 seasons in a row. The only player that hit that stat this season is Luka. Players have always tried to get calls. It’s part of the game. A lot of people are mad because basketball isn’t something for them to watch and enjoy, it’s a business where they can make money. Sports betting is everywhere, and it’s mostly the dumbest and poorest people doing the bets. It builds lifetime hate for players who, like everyone else, have a bad day once in a while. The worst culprits are the “Hater Central” and “Brick Center” and other accounts that take specific angles and videos and build videos that only tell whatever story they want to tell. And it’s never going to be a positive one. They discovered that certain players get more clicks than others, and they only post about those players, making them look worse than those who are even more egregious. People will see a few clips, not watch actual games, and form opinions of things so fast now. It never used to be this way. Everyone is more reactionary now than ever. One game it’s the Spurs are cooked. The next, it’s the Wolves are cooked. Let things play out. Give it time. I blame MrBeast, TikTok and Shorts for this. Unfortunately, big Twitter accounts only complain as well as posting 99% of other things doesn’t work unless it’s something stupid like “Popovich solved the Wolves in 1 film session he’s the goat”. People want to fuel their hate.