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@Jimpetuous

Comedian & writer. Check the link for upcoming gigs

Dublin City, Ireland Katılım Nisan 2010
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Jim@Jimpetuous·
@NBABabySecret 64 teams, each with one player, one-on-one tournament.
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Kind March Enjoyer@NBABabySecret·
The league would be so good if there were two teams and every team had 15 all stars on it
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jz2@mixedgrass666·
Cranking hog or hogly cranking
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Mike Reiss
Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriter·
At my age every trip to the toilet is a Paul Thomas Anderson movie: "One Battle After Another" and "There Will Be Blood".
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Michael Fry@BigDirtyFry·
When the world needed him most, he returned
Michael Fry tweet media
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corb@awshuqs·
I miss you too, Elmo. It’s just… I’m not a little boy anymore. I’ve been beaten down and molded into a slave for the capitalist machine. I’m not trying to make excuses. This was a wake up call. I need to reassess my priorities and make time for those who care for me. I’m sorry.
Elmo@elmo

Where have you been? Elmo has been missing you!

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David Aldridge
David Aldridge@davidaldridgedc·
I’m’a say this again: John Wall is a basketball savant. Dude watches EVERYBODY: high schools, AAU, colleges, NBA, WNBA, men, women. Wants to be a GM. Can break a game down both to hoop heads and casuals. Will be great on TV with reps.
NBA on Prime@NBAonPrime

.@JohnWall showing elite college basketball knowledge 🧠

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oh my god
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Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore@iJordanMoore·
Why doesn’t Ireland have a baseball team? Italy just grabbed a bunch of guys from Jersey and called it a national roster. Ireland could walk through Southie in Boston on a Saturday and field a full lineup by noon.
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@spiketeejoint was that the shot where immediately afterwards he was lying the court with his hands over his head and Wall was just punching him in the stomach
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Terrance 🦅@spiketeejoint·
One of my favorite WIZARDS memories was when this mf PAUL PIERCE hit the ugliest backboard fadeaway to beat the hawks in the Eastern-Semi's. AT HOME in DC. Chris Broussard asked him "Did you call bank??" Paul Pierce responded "I called GAME" 😂
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MO AMER@realmoamer·
Your iftar guests deserve hummus the right way
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rune sword@runesword1·
mogged? brother, back in my day you were pwned
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