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@geordiejosh Listen you little mince pie. He’s scored 3 none penalty goals in the last 18 month. Your batty crease receives more shots on target Shambles

I’ll just leave this here for the Jose haters 🫣

Well this just fucks me off about Newcastle even more. Country’s best team for the last decade trained today after playing a title decider Sunday yet we reward our pathetic league form with days off for the squad

Something that has never happened in the history of football is about to happen in the Premier league this season And it's not about Arsenal bottling the league It's about Wolverhampton wanderers. The season started with Wolves as the bottom team due to alphabetical order After their first game, they were still bottom as they lost to Manchester City 4:0. And since then, they have never left that position The chances of a team never changing a position they were placed in alphabetically at the beginning of the season stands at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000003649%. Something close to impossible is just a bout to happen.

0 standards at NUFC like. I can’t fucking believe they’ve let the squad go gallivanting on holiday after the shite we’re having to watch week after week

🚨 The Eddie Howe Problem Newcastle Can’t Ignore Anymore 🚨 – Woltemade and Wissa snub statement – Attacking play completely broken – Newcastle’s 4-5-1 block exploited (again!) twice – Elanga and Murphy…👀 Out now, watch below! 🔗👇 #NUFC

How life feels when you accept your teams season is over and you start hate watching Arsenal and Tottenham instead:

@DoylemMedia Went well

Been told a statement will be put out today. Very credible...Fingers crossed #nufc

We’re going to look back at this season in 10 years as the year we could and should have established ourselves as Champions League regulars. We have failed on every level

@FBAwayDays Why’s one fella not changed the scruff

These Middlesbrough fans have travelled to Ipswich away for today’s game via a night away in night in Magaluf, which all worked out cheaper than getting the train direct. 😆👏 Fair play to them, but more needs to be done with the scandalous train prices in this country… 😤

@DavyTodd1988 Iraola or Hoeneß from Stuttgart

@NUFC_JEB Who’s coming in Joe who would you want

Howe performed absolute miracles with some of the players took us to heights that we shouldn’t haven’t got to with that squad! Yet he did, the players are not responding anymore imo, but for me Eddie deserves a chance at least a little one to try and rebuild what he started

Howe has he not been sacked. Fucking sick

@LukeEdwardsTele you are full of shit. You were gassing him up saying he was a better manager than Potter a matter of weeks before he was sacked. x.com/5liveSport/sta…

So many pathetic attempts from NUFC players but why is Ramsdale nearly touching the net 😂 Fucking shite

York City have 107 points at the top of the National League. Rochdale are 2nd and were on course to have 103 with 1 game left to play until this 99th minute winner away at Braintree. It now goes down to the last day, with Rochdale at home to York. 😳🤯

@NUFC_JEB I'll re-evalute when we are out of the competitions. The Isak saga has ruined the season. We act earlier, perhaps Howe gets his first choice nine rather than choice 5 or 6. He has things to answer for, but some fans act like Howe is Steve McLaren

90% of Newcastle fans want us to lose so they can have a good moan. Players are gassed playing three games a week - and yeah Howe has things to answer for - tactics, transfers. You’d think we’re are fighting relegation.

Harvey Barnes is a fucking disgrace

Fuck off you fucking useless cunts #NUFC

Why’s he got the dogs out the fucking hairy cunt