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put me on to the last song on your current playlist. I wanna listen!!!

With this, I can cook for ten people all by myself.

A man entered the bank looking very wealthy. Nice car outside. Expensive wristwatch. Designer shoes. Everyone respected him immediately. While waiting in line, an old woman beside him couldn’t complete her transaction because she was short of ₦3,500. She looked embarrassed and began to cry. The “rich” man quietly turned away and acted as if he didn’t notice. Then a cleaner working in the bank walked up, pulled out some squeezed notes from her bag, and completed the woman’s payment without hesitation. The old woman started praying for her with tears in her eyes. As I watched everything, one thing struck me hard: some people have money in their accounts but no kindness in their hearts. Others don’t have much, yet they still help others. That day taught me that wealth and humanity are not the same. If you became very rich tomorrow, what’s the first thing you would do for someone else?

“If my babe misbehaves, I will first slap her to reset her head.” One guy in my street actually tried this with his girlfriend he forgot she has 3 brothers, and she’s their baby sister. They dealt with him like a thief yesterday.

They call it being too sensitive, too observant and saying things that never happened. Narcissists target your memory to escape accountability and make you doubt your instincts.

So I just told my sister exactly why I don't trust her with a key to my house, and she started crying in front of her kids. I love her, but I am SO over being her emergency backup plan. She's got three kids, different jobs, always a new crisis. I'm the stable older brother. A while back she got locked out at 11pm with all three in the freezing cold. I drove over, picked them up, they stayed the night. No problem. But after that she asked for a key "just in case." I said no.

Last week, I took my kids to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say the prayer before our meal. As we all bowed our heads, he said, "God is good. God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty and justice for all! Amen." Some people nearby laughed, and I heard a woman say, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream!" When my son heard this, he started to cry and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?"

There are things you will do for a girl and immediately she will see you as a fool, especially if she hasn't done the same to you before, one of those things is paying her tuition fee.

If being alone feels uncomfortable, that discomfort is trying to teach you something.

Pocket watching your fellow man is one of the dumbest habits you can ever have.

I just hope I’m doing enough that one day my family can look at me and genuinely feel proud

Never block a man who is flirting with you. Ask him for money; he will disappear on his own. 🥹🫣🏃‍♀️🏃

Y’all… I hexed a client that came to me to hex her man. Understand I’m a Girls-Girl through & through. So I’m normally on our side until y’all give me a reason not to be. She said he begged for a baby for 5 years & she finally got pregnant just for him to basically abandoned her. He also has a very sad history of mental illness. Yall she’s 40… he just turned 25.  She was 34 with a 19-year-old😒 I’ve had a small fire going consecutively for three weeks & she’s roasting in it.

Some of you, your success and Winning in lifè is your only parent revenge to how your uncles/family and the community treated them because they had nothing. So don’t fvking mess with the grind, It’s worth it, trust me.

if opportunity no open the door, knock harder.

With honest truth, what do you need most right now? 1. ❤️ A genuine relationship 2. 🤝 Support 3. 💰 Money 4. 🔗 Connections

Men support kids for two reasons: 1. He loves the mother 2. Or He loves the child

If you think a high salary makes you rich, you're just a highly paid s!ävè to the taxman.

Can you point it out to your partner if they have a foul smell in any part of their body?

This one. 😆

What is that one behaviour on the timeline you're ignoring because you know it could affect your engagement or harm your account?