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Nick

Nick

@Nicky_Bonez

I’m a cat. Or am I?

Kirksville, MO Tham gia Ocak 2014
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Maryam
Maryam@hell_line0·
Patient: So you’re telling me I do have breast cancer? Me, a surgeon: Yes, I’m so sorry. Pt: Ok, how do we move forward? Her friend: Must be all that soy you eat. I told you soy causes breast cancer. Me: What? No. Second visit: Me: Where’s your friend Jane? Pt: Jane does not have access to me anymore. After you left she shared even more thoughts about why I got cancer. Me: 👏🏽👏🏽 To my patients and all patients w cancer, you do NOT need to hear anyone’s misinformed theories about it!
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Tom Goodwin
Tom Goodwin@tomfgoodwin·
Gemini has been lying to me for the last 30 mins about the idea it can pull out live flight price information. It refuses to accept it can't access flight info. It continually makes up prices and empty seats. Its wild.
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Nick@Nicky_Bonez·
@JadeCole2112 @ahmedehab_01 Didn’t he have mental break down and drop out of the field to do ayahuasca or something when his AGI timeline failed to materialize???
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Jade Cole
Jade Cole@JadeCole2112·
@ahmedehab_01 Pretty typical of e/acc. These guys are just grifting - they aren't insightful and don't have any inside information, and certainly aren't able to predict the future.
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Jade Cole
Jade Cole@JadeCole2112·
And what are you right about, exactly? Predicting the future?
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Kathleen Tyson
Kathleen Tyson@Kathleen_Tyson_·
A reminder that US Embassy hostages were kept 444 days only because Reagan-Bush bribed Iran with weapons and airplane parts to keep the hostages past the 1980 election to defeat Carter and let Reagan take credit for their release on Inauguration Day 20 January 1981.
🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦@Phislash

In a huge middle finger to the USA, Iran has appointed one of the guys that attacked the US embassy and took US diplomats as hostages in 1979. Of all those hostages, they let all the black ones go free and kept white ones for 444 days 😂😂😂

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𝑨𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒆 ⚢🖤🦇
C1s people: we should eradicate trans people Society: 👍 Trans woman: c1s people am i right lol Society: i cannot believe you would do that you shameless bigot
𝑨𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒆 ⚢🖤🦇@PuppystellaXo

Every day i get more and more convinced cis people in relationships just don't know what communication is you know you can... talk about things? that bother you? and work out a fix for both of you? for like EVERYTHING?

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Joseph Bien-Kahn
Joseph Bien-Kahn@jbienkahn·
People keep replying with the “horse-and-buggy —> the car” framing. The issue is: using AI covertly is dishonest. If writers admitted it, they know people wouldn’t want to read it. I promise: Model T drivers weren’t dressing their new cars up like horses…
Joseph Bien-Kahn@jbienkahn

This is extremely big and public and humiliating for this writer, but just know: I’m also privately cancelling each and every writer who pitches me with AI (and I’m sure many other editors are too)…

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Inkfy
Inkfy@inkfycreates·
I'll be cynical and say that celebrities expecting "traditional" customs in modern relationships is weird. Even 100 years ago, if you were rich, the first thing you offloaded was labor. There's no reason they couldn't have hired help. Just needless suffering for the sake of it.
pannchoa@pannchoa

Ex-Actor Park Jaehyun reveals the reason why he divorced his 16 y'o younger wife: She didn't prepare breakfast for his parents tinyurl.com/4r7spp7v

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Rogue POTUS Staff
Rogue POTUS Staff@RoguePOTUSStaff·
It is illegal for US currency to feature the portrait of a live person. Any instrument so adorned is not valid US currency, it is not legal tender, and its creation would in fact be counterfeiting.
Charlie Savage@charlie_savage

The Treasury Department is hurtling forward with minting what will now be three different coins with Trump's picture on them -- a $1 that will circulate and two commemorative 24k gold ones nytimes.com/2026/03/19/us/…

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Sir Ramble Lot
Sir Ramble Lot@amblingrambler·
Another quick reminder that @SarahHuckabee is a lying sack of shit. They were seated and served without incident. They were offered to-go drinks when they were asked to respect the restaurant's 90-minute dine-in policy. Lying For Jesus™, as Sarah does, is not "warm hospitality."
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uuvoh✨
uuvoh✨@catboyuuvoh·
never forget.
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Fuck You I Quit
Fuck You I Quit@fuckyouiquit·
If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat while others starved, scientists would study it to understand what the fuck was wrong with it. Scientists would then watch as all the other monkeys took turns beating that one monkey to death with sticks.
Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell)@JPHilllllll

It’s just a weird sickness at some point, this level of greed. You have $200 billion dollars. You could wipe your ass with $100 bills and keep getting richer every day. Why kill thousands and thousands of jobs at this point?

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Dimitry Yakoushkin
Dimitry Yakoushkin@decadimitry·
How could this level of blatant fraud make it past a VC firm led by this executive team?
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Ryan@ohryansbelt

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

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