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@ChipotleTweets your app is down when you’re offering online/app exclusive deals!! I can’t order anything right now I need my lunch!

@courtycurated Should’ve sent that bum Carlson out to pasture YEARS ago! The future is now!!!

@PLLsharp Are you using AI to prove an argument when we have literal hockey statisticians on this app? It's almost as if more TOI leads to more turnovers. It even says it in your AI summary. Look at this x.com/jfreshhockey/s…

JOHN CARLSON YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO RETIRE AS A WASHINGTON CAPITAL I'M SO SORRY

@usanewshq This is disrespectful and should not be promoted online for your engagement. Show some class! I expect better from USA NEWs

Gwyneth Paltrow is breaking the internet after suffering an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction at the Oscars

@TMZ He’s a man whore smh 🤦‍♂️

Lewis Hamilton Puts Heart Eyes Under Kim Kardashian's Post tmz.me/NEU9OVL

@TMZ Stop pinning women against each other! That shit is gay as hell (love is love no offense to gays). Both these ladies are beautiful angels

Tate McRae vs. Alix Earle Who'd You Rather?! Red Hot Looks tmz.me/xS8bxAP

@PaigeSpiranac Classic 😂

Love a good bucket hat

@HoopsCrave He deserves better!

Kylie Jenner has ended her relationship with Timothée Chalamet.

@TMZ He must be a great hang

Joe Burrow Parties With Alix Earle, Stassie Karanikolaou & Tate McRae After Oscars tmz.me/jlzfSml

@Urinzaya_ This is blasphemy, please delete

Pool prank went unexpected 😭🤣🤣

@realCallicles What’s her SAT score

Gavin Newsom's daughter (Fair Oaks, CA)

@fannyfinkel @notthefakeDNP Oh so you’re gay. Nice, man

@PLLsharp @notthefakeDNP She was hot*

Ozempic should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Walking Bets for the World Baseball Classic with Polymarket I am loving Paul Skenes as the WBC strikeout leader! Who do you think is winning it all?! #worldbaseballclassic #wbc #wbc2026

@Degen_CPA I actually don’t have a birthday

The gayest thing a man can do is celebrate his birthday

@RGIII Without Harbaugh though, who knows if that was the difference maker, whether good or bad. Time will tell

Eric Decosta is doing EVERYTHING to get Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens a Super Bowl.

@thehankfiles @TitanUppppppp @notthefakeDNP

@PLLsharp @TitanUppppppp @notthefakeDNP Only if you join

@neighbrhoodball @sammisilber Sorry, I don’t speak Yinzer

@PLLsharp @sammisilber i’m sorry incorrect. your city’s sports section failed because Pens fans outnumber Caps fans in the DMV by a miracle mile. count the rings “Guy”

Alex Ovechkin on if the John Carlson trade has any impact on his future: "I don’t know. We’ll see. I’m still here, so we’ll see. We’ll see what’s going to happen, but, yeah, it’s a hard one."

@99shawnb @thehankfiles @TitanUppppppp @notthefakeDNP So you wanna join a threesome with these two other gay guys? Like seriously do you guys not like hot girls?? Insulting them won’t get you laid!

@thehankfiles @TitanUppppppp @PLLsharp @notthefakeDNP She looks like a cancer patient. People should know the Wegovy and Ozempic are for people who really need it.

@thehankfiles @TitanUppppppp @notthefakeDNP You guys should hook up

@TitanUppppppp @PLLsharp @notthefakeDNP Yep

@TitanUppppppp @thehankfiles @notthefakeDNP It’s ok you can come out the closet, this is a safe place.

@PLLsharp @thehankfiles @notthefakeDNP You’re a retard bro. “Handle all that.” Doesn’t mean she’s not attractive. Shes a stick.