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@hotahotasa45082 @elonmusk I wouldn't touch his anti-virus software

外国人の皆さんに聞きたいです 彼をどう思ってますか？

@GertvanLagen One fact - The previous BTC cycle data is proving to be technically correct compared to EWT, right up until today. And until that relationship is proven wrong, it is more rational to follow the data as it stands.

📣^📣→ $320k #BitcoinRecovery

@TonySeverinoCMT Good heavens, will people fall so easily for anything

If it’s lucky, Bitcoin will have a lost decade Otherwise, it very well could simply be over Yesterday, the majority thought Bitcoin would only go up forever After this quantum reality check from Google, do you still think price just continues to go up forever? Be realistic

@theTHP_ Thanks Hans 🙏

my famous DHT shake 🫨 every single person in my community (97 members + my coaching clients).. are using this exact shake nightly before they sleep. no one fucking misses it. this shake alone will guarantee morning wood. should i gatekeep or reveal the ingredients??? oh fuck it 🤷🏾‍♂️ ready for raging wood COMRADE ? HI FIVE raw milk 8 yolks royal jelly (shout out @MagnusVigso for the hook up) bee pollen raw honey cinnamon for insulin sensitivity sprinkle of salt ik ik... sounds like a lot but stfu for a sec. DHT is your alpha androgen & morning 🪵 is a sign ur DHT & androgen receptor sensitivity is working. royal jelly & bee pollen both contain compounds that support 5-alpha reductase (the enzyme that converts T to DHT) ofc. raw yolks = cholesterol ur body uses to build ALL sex hormones. cinnamon keeps insulin stable overnight so ur not cortisol spiking at 3am. salt = aldosterone support for mineral balance. SHAKE.. not blended 😉 drink it wake up with wood. simple. if u do this everyday for a month and ur still not waking up with morning wood u got a serious problem my bredren go make the shake.

@0xresurekt Not true, BTC is tracking the average of all prior bear markets with precision. Truly no difference to be found in the data. Have a look for yourself.

It's either supercycle or we are completely-fucked-cycle No in-betweens Either we go up, hard, now Or we will get the multi-cycle correction for the whole 17 years bull market In other words: No 2022 fractals, no 4-Year Cycles, no October bottoms, none of that predictable nonsense This time is truly different Pick your side now

@DrProfitCrypto The money to be made is in identifying the alts that will be the next Amazon and Nvidia etc. Let us know if you need a script.

Altcoins are not in a bear market, they are in a multi century bear market. Something that happened during the dot com bubble, stocks that never recovered again. I warned clearly in 2025. There is no altseason!

Henrik's most recent highest probability EW target for BTC is lower than the October 2025 top, which if correct would mean the blow of top for BTC would have then been in 2025 and no longer ahead of us. Unless Henrik is saying we go higher thereafter, that higher blow of top we were all hoping for isn't happening 👍

I never agreed with October 25 top BS lol Glad someone way more experienced in this space is on the same page

@HansAmato Hey Hans, if the carrier is SFA esters and ethanol, can that still be considered sublingual when used that way?

There’s a way to use testosterone that: Hits in minutes Changes your mental state Can rewire your confidence Almost nobody talks about it. Its using it sublingually.

This absolutely blew my mind, a ray of light is shinning down on you Anabology. Ray's light🌞 If we assume energy ( ATP, respiration, and redox) and structure (protein shapes, water layering, bioelectric patterns, all that) are truly interdependent at every level like the way Peat builds on Ling and you on Levin, your work offers a new clean, modular way to tackle aging from a different viewpoint I haven't considered until now. So I researched just to get on board with your ideas. The wonder that followed - Can you tweak just the energy side without touching structure (or vice versa) and still see big changes in binding, voltage, or cell fate? In aging cells, does the energy fall occur first, or can the structutal side erode on its own? With your AION system, could you run separate "energy channels" and "structure channels" in a closed loop mode to get synergistic rejuvenation without the usual off-target mess? Going a bit deeper here: Could you run parallel SPR tests holding one variable fixed while you vary the other. You could do multi-omics plus voltage/impedance readouts in senescent cells or organoids, providing them with pro-metabolic tweaks vs. field-based things. You could set up a dual-mode prototype for thymus explants and test it in aged mice with a simple factorial design. Maybe model it computationally first to spot where interdependence actually holds? This keeps the biophysics as a master switch idea credible (through your testing), and could make interventions way more targeted. Following your results with fingers crossed for AION. Well done!

Going to start posting on substack more; new post about my biophysics redpill / surface plasmon resonance / grad school experience: “Biophysical interactions are pH-dependent.” substack.com/home/post/p-19…

@creepydotorg This is unbearable

In 2005, filmmaker Werner Herzog became one of the only people to listen to the audio recording of Timothy Treadwell and Amie Huguenard’s final moments while making Grizzly Man. After hearing it, he told Treadwell’s friend, Jewel Palovak, “You must never listen to this…”

@WhiteWhaleLabs Instead of giving the WhiteWhale Whitewashed treatment, why not just say see you guys again in 2027 when liquidity comes back and Alts bottom against BTC.

Earlier today I made a big move in anticipation of this announcement. In a single transaction, I locked 500 million coins...forever. A movement does not belong to the person who lit the match. It belongs to the people who carry the flames. As I’ve mentioned publicly, I’m dealing with an ongoing family crisis involving my children. It has taken a real toll on my mental health. On top of that, the daily pressure of “do more to pump our bags” - when I’ve already done more than any person leading a CTO in this space ever has - is disheartening at best. And beyond all of that, I’m losing some of my passion for crypto in general. For $WhiteWhale holders: yes, there is a continuity plan. While permanently locking $13 million worth of supply should be the greatest parting gift I could give you, I know the @WhiteWhaleMeme page needs to stay active and keep producing fresh, creative, and funny content. My dear friend and loyal companion @vincenzomaiett has agreed to selflessly take on that responsibility. DEX LP operations will also continue under one of the sharpest LP minds I know, with my ongoing oversight behind the scenes. When you look at my record - with millions given to charities on-chain, millions distributed to members of CT, and millions more spent accumulating a more proper supply structure for $WhiteWhale - the reality is that, since 10/10, I have officially given more to crypto than I’ve taken from it. I’m okay with that. I believe in karma. I don’t believe good deeds should be performed with the expectation of reward, but I do believe the universe provides in due course. I came into crypto deeply passionate about what I believed it represented: the original promise. Permissionless finance. Decentralization. True financial freedom. Ironically, the reason for my prior success in this space is the same reason I’m now losing my passion for it. Before 10/10, I had accumulated nearly $100 million in PnL from a trading thesis that began with a very simple assumption: everything is manipulated. From there, my thesis evolved into this: a trader’s job is to identify the signs of manipulation and move in harmony with the Apex Predator class, rather than becoming its prey. Eventually I had to confront the contradiction in that. How can I be passionate about free and open finance while operating under a thesis that says, at its core, it’s all a lie? That kind of cognitive dissonance has a cost. It shows up as stress, guilt, shame, and anxiety when your actions no longer align with your beliefs. Knowing something academically - and even profiting from that knowledge - is one thing. Seeing how the sausage is made with your own eyes is another. Running a coin opened my eyes to a lot. On one hand, if I ever go back to trading, I’ll be better equipped than ever, with sharper instincts and a deeper understanding of the brutal arena that is crypto. On the other hand, it’s hard to feel excited about magic internet money when you know how much of this space actually works. The sad truth is that founders and thought leaders in this space know what I know, and many of them know much more. That is part of why we need to break the culture of idolizing founders. We praise them as honorable people building better tools, but underneath it all, they know just as well as I do that much of what they are building on top of is rotten to the core. And yes, I believe a beautiful cake sitting on a pile of dung eventually takes on the taint of dung. But the reality is that there is not much anyone can do about it. That is one of the consequences of so-called decentralization. Crypto is global. You cannot regulate an entire planet. A VPN and a protocol hiding behind the letters D-E-X mean that nothing will ever fundamentally change because somebody in power decided it should. If real change comes, it will come organically - when the people stop feeding the machine. And while those comments are about crypto more broadly, let me say something directly to the trenches. Pump.fun is a cancer on this space. You know it, I know it, and yet you keep engaging with it. Its entire business model is built on volume and volatility. The trenches are fragile because they were designed to be fragile. I’ve been preaching liquidity design and liquidity shape for months now. But here’s the harder truth: most of you would not show up for a proper liquidity shape. Because the 1,000x fantasy would be mathematically reduced, even though very generous returns could still remain on the table. You have been sold a dream with odds closer to a national lottery ticket than an investment opportunity. You see the occasional winner and cling to the hope that one day it might be you. Meanwhile, the real winner is the machine that keeps you playing. Narrative matters far less than mechanics. If narrative alone were enough, Punch would have broken through the way its mindshare deserved. With all that attention, and with all that narrative weight, it still could not break the nine-figure curse even while being actively crimed. Only a couple of coins have managed that in recent history, and $WhiteWhale was proudly the first. Same with Kilroy - the original meme, an incredible narrative, and still: crickets. Because mechanics matter more than people want to admit. (I am not an active holder of any examples I've given). So this is me stepping away from CT. Not out of hatred. Not out of self-pity. And not without love. My biggest reward from my crypto journey has been meeting some really wonderful avatars from all across the globe. (Ironically the really nasty avatars are the worst part of all of this) I am choosing my children. I am choosing my mental health. I am choosing to step back before this space takes any more from me than I’m willing to give. For long ago in life I learned that you're no good to anyone if you're not okay. And right now, I'm not ok. And it's okay to admit that. To the people who truly believe in me, believe in this movement, and stood beside me through all of it - thank you. I will carry that with me. Always. This was always for you. I trust you'll continue to bear the torch. And as for the future: I’m not closing the door. Maybe one day, when the storm has passed and the fire returns, I’ll have something left to say. Maybe one day I’ll come back. But if that day comes, it will be because it’s authentic and not because I feel the public pressure to "dance puppet, dance". In the mean time...take care of yourself, and each other. Protect what's worth protecting, and abandon the things that aren't. 🫡 From the depths — The White Whale 🐋

This post speaks to the fact that you are willing to give advice that you know has a high probability of being incorrect. Listening to you, the first thing that becomes apparent is that you are smart and understand the crypto market well. Therefore you would know full well from the cycle data history that BTC has the highest probability of bottoming into the end of this year, with Alts only bottoming weeks to months after BTC. That would be the time to tell people Crypto is going significantly higher soon. You provide no solid argument why we are going up sooner than expected, yet you tell us we are. Based on the historic capitulation still due, I'd expect SPX to lose another 40% of its value from here at the very least. Let's see towards year end who's brain is truly fried.

Do not let your dopamine-fried brain confuse you about the current “boring sideways” period in the Crypto markets. Crypto is going significantly higher soon. BTC to $222k SPX6900 to $200+

@dotkrueger As an ITC member for years I can tell you Fred, Ben offers investment insights that are very valuable. In fact you would have outperformed your own thesis if you were able to understand, that your ego bleeds to the data.

How to get to 1 full Bitcoin: A. Start with 2 Bitcoin. B. Begin Trading. You get there faster with Gareth Solloway's Trading Course, or Ben Cowen's Timing Signals.

@DisgracedProp Or those with integrity can just show themselves out and leave you to it 🤝

Best personal life advice ever for dealing with non-confrontational people who always take the path of least resistance (95% of humanity): Simply do and say whatever you want. Call people the worst names imaginable, shout the big family secret, share offensive memes on the family GC, walk out of dinner, scream and throw things, then just act like nothing occurred. You will be shocked at how they just reset back to normal instantly right along with you, without any hesitation. It took me forever to figure this out. It was like discovering gravity.

@Sykodelic_ I can see the Shire

Back from 4 days hiking and camping in the NZ mountains. No internet No social media No distractions Just me, my Mrs, and pure nature. Feeling refreshed and alive. Grateful to live in this beautiful country.

@lowmegatron Love how this supplement makes me feel, but just can't sleep on it.

K2 works real well as a sleep aid for some people and not at all for others. Topical Kuinone specifically. Has anyone noticed effects from taking it orally?

Yeah, I think you understand now, consciousness is all there is. Forget about about time and aesthetics, that's illusion and ego. Hope you are closer to truth now after all your searching. No measuring tool you posses can help you, only you can be the awareness you are. Have you considered non dual understanding and perhaps a conscious friend to show you what no device can ever touch. You see we never die Bryan, we were never born. Immortal, pure being and infinite. Unhackable and untouchable.

This was the most profound experience of my life. I am stunned beyond comprehension. This molecule is without peer. The 27mg dose opened up what felt like pure consciousness and intelligence. A majestic reveal of existence itself. In all its incomprehensible glory and majesty. It is impossible to explain with words. Whatever you imagine, multiply it by 1,000 and then add infinite width and depth and dimensions. But entrance was not granted without prerequisite. Existence demanded that I submit. That I say yes; without attachment and without condition. Yes to existence; yes to the dissolution of self; yes to release control; yes, to all. My ego registered the ask and panicked. It wanted control. It was desperate for control. It pleaded to escape from the torrent of light and essence that threatened to rip my sanity into chards. The urge to eject was overwhelming. Terror thundered throughout my mind and body. It took everything within me to release. I overcame and was treated with bliss that defies imagination. A euphoria colored with perfect harmony of all things. An orchestra of essence washed over me and swept me up in dance. It was home. The highest aspiration of intelligent life. For some reason, stored and tucked away as the ultimate prize. A single concept emerged in omnipresence: we cannot grok the preciousness of our existence. Yet it is everything we’ve ever wanted and more. The state we long for without knowing it exists. This caused me great pain and heartache. A swell of loyalty and devotion emerged inside me, pledging allegiance to existence. To become a warrior and caretaker of life on earth. To protect at any cost the candle of consciousness that has miraculously emerged in this part of the galaxy. What awaits will wipe all your tears, soothe all your sorrows, and infinitely exceed your wants.

@CatholicRob I do believe if that was a real knife being used to stab children, that would fall under attempted murder, and the law permits the use of self defense in such cases. She should be sitting in prison eating with plastic knives by now.

@HenrikZeberg That's insane, incredible Henrik!

51 yrs today - good day for bench press! 3 x 8 x 100 kg 1 x 3 x 110 kg 1 x 1 x 120 kg Aiming for 140 kg max this year💪 #KeepPushing

@MustStopMurad You mean to teach people to understand cycles are the only real game in town?

It took Bitcoin and Ethereum 4-5 years to do what SPX6900 is doing in just 2.5 years. You aren't ready for what will inevitably happen. Persist Forever.