The Pocket Programmer

My son made a Geometry Dash level called “Greenhouse.” Should be on the “recent” tab, if you want to play it. Or, check this video if you want to watch him fail it a few times then win. Geometry Dash - New Level Upload - “Greenhouse” youtu.be/Szu3J-N19mc?si… via @YouTube

@sbworld @BenjaminMuses Ben?! The water features at Dolly wood weren’t big enough for personal watercr- oh wait…

@PocketProgram @BenjaminMuses Yes. Ben got caught there. Doing things. Let’s just say a motorboat was involved.

Alright. @BenjaminMuses brought me back. It’s 1942 and I’d rather fight Nazis in Germany than Canada. And I gotta see the shit show tomorrow.

@BenjaminMuses @sbworld Wait. Are you the reason Dollywood closed down?

@sbworld @PocketProgram i tweet for myself. and dolly parton

@aprilmillerlite Hooray. What are you going to do with all this forbidden knowledge?

@PocketProgram Linear algebra class that I have now passed. It was the last class in my degree!!!!

Happy to say my handwriting has only gotten better

@sbworld @BenjaminMuses Thanks

@PocketProgram @BenjaminMuses It’s more like a sewer than WWII! Welcome back.

@BenjaminMuses Nah. I’m too lazy to set the record straight.

@PocketProgram does this mean I have to stop lying to everyone about how well I'm doing against you in chess? 😭

@kwok_xian I’ve been working on an exit, but I’m expediting things now. Just trying to get contact info from some of my favorites. Then I’m gone.

Are you considering leaving Twitter ?

@RickHunter7 @alexandre_lores Joel Hammond looking at the Nazi memorabilia on Elon’s shelf.

@PocketProgram @alexandre_lores x.com/waitmanb/statu…

Awwww... Those MAGAs are so nice people @alexandre_lores

@RickHunter7 @alexandre_lores But let’s be honest, you don’t have to be a holocaust historian to recognize a Nazi salute.

@rustafariandev @C_Reilly5 I’ve spent the last two years building up an immunity to jelly bean poison.

@PocketProgram @C_Reilly5

You’re given 1,000 jelly beans You get $50K for each one you eat, but here’s the catch 1 of them is poisonous. Deadly. You eat it and die 10 minutes later. How many jelly beans are you eating?

@thedotnetdad That is a Nazi salute.

@PocketProgram I think people read into a lot of things thinking something is there that’s not. I once went to a Roman Catholic mass and they did a salute like that and of course Nazi is the first thought I had. But it’s part of a blessing in that context. Hand gestures have a long history.

Remember when we all said that Elon was a Nazi, and you all said we were being hyperbolic? I don’t want an apology. I want you to stop defending him.

@VictoriqueM Yeah, but it works spectacularly well on otherwise slow computers. Well, Mint Lite does anyway.

Linux mint is quite possibly the ugliest os I've ever used. It looks like something I'd design when I was using dreamweaver in college

@CBoTheEggman Giving it a week for Musk to divest from any interest. And then I’m gone. (Because I’m sure he won’t.)

@thedotnetdad Dude. That’s a fucking Nazi salute. Don’t try to defend it.

@PocketProgram You are experiencing the horn effect

@krassenstein Oh, he was saying words just before giving the Nazi salute? I guess that makes it OK then. Fuck no!

What’s the context of this before it gets out of control?