Matt

Oscar-winning actor in semi-retirement Widowed, living the cowboy life on a hobby ranch with his teenage daughter Straight, looking, but broken since his wife's death Probably drinks a little too much DMs open, N/SFW Realistic RPs preferred

#Agegap so wide they think you're my granddaughter

@FranRPCapaldi still hot as fuck, franny

@Moooooslut Enormous? Gigantic? pick whatever word you'd like.

People saying I'm huge I'm not huge

@Moooooslut You're going to run out of cities and countries to name your damn kids after.

@RPMattMcC He is wrong

I'm not in the mood son stop shouting my mommy a whore or I will throw your ice cream away

@Moooooslut THEN STOP HAVING KIDS

Being a single mom is so hard

@Conf3ssionsGirl Just a personal preference, I guess. I like a lot of stuff. But I only bookmark the special stuff. A super-like, I suppose.

@RPMattMcC Lol yes but what’s the difference between them? Why would you like certain posts and bookmark others? How are they different?

When she sees my bookmarks...

@Conf3ssionsGirl I guess I just use likes to show appreciation. I use bookmarks when there are specific posts (or posters) i will likely return to...for reasons. I use bookmarks much more judiciously. Also, I'm significantly older than you. 🤣

@RPMattMcC Explain to an old woman what the difference between likes and bookmarks are please

Aw hell, I did half of these last week.

Wow

@RP_Kiki_ @YoungcstFanning Happy birthday, Elle!

Happy birthday to one of my best friends, the gorgeous and super talented Elle Fanning! Love you!

@GothXchange @PrintOrBeDamned "Heh. You're cute when you're angry. Settle down now, chica."

@RPMattMcC @PrintOrBeDamned “You fucker! You can’t call me that! Only Jack!” She has to be physically restrained from attacking the gringo.

Go ahead and try to call me floja, estúpida, y mas. Cuz ese I know I look good!

@GothXchange @PrintOrBeDamned "I think you've been skipping some doses, puta."

@RPMattMcC @PrintOrBeDamned “Jack gives me medicine.”

@GothXchange @PrintOrBeDamned "I feel like you live your whole life at the top of your lungs."

@RPMattMcC @PrintOrBeDamned “Am I being loud, puto?”

@GothXchange @PrintOrBeDamned "Jack, can you make her stop yelling all the time?"

@RPMattMcC @PrintOrBeDamned “How’s your head Amigo? Still getting the migraines?”

@GothXchange Puta loca

@RPMattMcC Perverto

When they see my search history...

@devotedmommy72 Great job, Mommy.

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@PrintOrBeDamned @GothXchange Oh Jack, you don't want anything to do with old Mexico. A pretty gringo like you? They'd eat you right up.

@RPMattMcC @GothXchange Pfft, '𝘕𝘦𝘸 Mexico'. 🙄 I can't stand these lazy, wasteful fucking people that break something, completely thoughtlessly and casually, and then just buy a new one.