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Xochitl “Zoe” Gonzales
Exchange student from the New Mexico, US
Stranded in the UK
Impromptu maid to @PrintOrBeDamned
Catholic
Goth
Attitude issues
Bubblegum popper
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Xochitl “Zoe” Gonzales
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Xochitl “Zoe” Gonzales
@GothXchange
An exchange student from New Mexico; stranded in the UK; Alt-Girl Latina; virgin; maid to @PrintorbeDamned ; RIP Abuelita 3-13-26; Communist Manifesto
Katılım Nisan 2025
26 Takip Edilen41 Takipçiler
@PrintOrBeDamned She’s been tailing him for hours now. Her little Vespa put putting down alleys and side streets to keep up with him.
Vengeance in her heart.
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You know me, darling, I've always been ever so supportive of sex workers. Sex work is work, after all. #Feminism
Well, listen, I've only got a tenner on me, but since we're such good friends and all, maybe you can give me 'mates' rates'...? 💷
Oh, fuck yeah.
Cheers, Em. Hop in.
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Alright, bitch, what can I get for forty qui- Oh my God! @FeministActress?!
It IS you!!
What're you doing here? I thought you said you were going back to LA? To work on that new movie, you said?
Oh, I see.
Research for the role, is it? Well, you're very dedicated to your craft.
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@PrintOrBeDamned She dreams of being back in her native land; free of the shithole island and its pervy inhabitants. Free to roam far and wide.
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@GothXchange ...Right, so, basically, what I was thinking was if you put the tracker in the third molar of the upper jaw?
Yeah?
Excellent, excellent. And it connects to the map app on my phone?
...No matter 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 she goes?
Oh, fantastic.
Thank you, doctor. Always a pleasure. 🤝
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Xochitl “Zoe” Gonzales retweetledi
I think it's important I take care of my girls. That's why, today, I'm taking you to a real life dentist, @GothXchange!
I know! Isn't that exciting? Do they have dentists in Méjico, Zoe?
Well, British dentistry is famously considered the best in the entire world! 🦷🪥
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@PrintOrBeDamned @bellastxrling @cunnydelphine You bring her around the casa Jack and I’ll cut up that pretty face.
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@bellastxrling Anyway, you don't want to hear about that, I'm sure. Politics is terribly tedious, isn't it?
Let's talk more about you, shall we?
Riley.
Gosh, what a lovely name. 'Riley'. Do you know, I think my daughter has a little friend called Riley.
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Not fair! If she gets to play horsey, I wanna play horsey too!
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Why are your friends and the only people who look up to you, weird girlfriendless young men, Jack?
Jack Savage@PrintOrBeDamned
The work of a genius so often goes unrecognised. Thank you, young man. 😎 You'll, er, forgive me if I don't shake hands, though.
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You get upset when I try to feed you apple and carrots.
And when I tried to geld you. You GOT so mad.
Jack Savage@PrintOrBeDamned
What a magnificent stallion. Just like me. 😏 He deserves to spend the rest of his days frolicking in green fields, eating sugar lumps and getting wanked off by fat-arsed stable girls in tight jodhpurs. 🐎 Now, I just need to figure out what to blow all my winnings on... 💰 🤔
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@PrintOrBeDamned Is that where the photos you took of me you said would be posted?
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Oh, and let's not forget the new SAVAGED dot com website, as well. State of the art, cutting edge stuff. 💻
You know me, I've always really wanted to push the limits - challenge the established order in the world of men's entertainment and lifestyle publishing. 😏
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Oh. Oh, Spunk!, yeah. Yeah. 😒
That's, uh, that's not actually a brand I've really been affiliated with for a long time - not since my brief foray into politics.
SAVAGED is my new magazine. I think you'll find it's much more relevant to the lives and desires of men in 2026.
Adam Cipriani@TheGoonerBro
Oh yeah I love SPUNK! There’s always a lot around the apartment that Maddie brings home!
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@RPMattMcC @PrintOrBeDamned “You fucker! You can’t call me that! Only Jack!”
She has to be physically restrained from attacking the gringo.
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@GothXchange @PrintOrBeDamned "I think you've been skipping some doses, puta."
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Go ahead and try to call me floja, estúpida, y mas. Cuz ese I know I look good!
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@RPMattMcC @PrintOrBeDamned “Jack gives me medicine.”
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@GothXchange @PrintOrBeDamned "I feel like you live your whole life at the top of your lungs."
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@GothXchange @PrintOrBeDamned "Jack, can you make her stop yelling all the time?"
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@GothXchange How big is the book? I like to do a little bit of reading, not a lot.
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Xochitl “Zoe” Gonzales retweetledi
@K_StewRP “You’re so cool! You get to shoot a gun at bad people?!”
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@RP_Kiki_ That’s a system of oppression, I’m attending these classes where we study this little red book, would you wanna join?
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@GothXchange Sure. As long as they keep buying me pretty things, though.
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@LordBStarling Can you help me get a flight back to the states?
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You know, I’m starting to think Jackie-Boy might be on a client list and a flight log or two.
Moneypenny@SecretarySavage
Ugh. @PrintOrBeDamned is literally the worst boss you can think of… Making us wear “special outfits” at the office for Easter, is this even legal? Can’t complain tho, we did get free candy…
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@SecretarySavage @PrintOrBeDamned Whispers.
“Ozempic…”
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Ugh. @PrintOrBeDamned is literally the worst boss you can think of…
Making us wear “special outfits” at the office for Easter, is this even legal? Can’t complain tho, we did get free candy…
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