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Two weeks ago, Peter Mandelson told us he had no recollection of planning to buy a £2m apartment in Rio via a Panama holding company and a Brazilian company. Yesterday we found notarised incorporation documents for the Brazilian company, with Mr Mandelson's signature.

What did @JeremyClarkson mean by this in 2010? "The only sound better than the Audi R8 V10 is the sound of Peter Mandelson being attacked by bears"

❗️🥚 At Smithfield Market last night, a case of imported eggs from caged hens was photographed, clearly labelled “Not to UK standards,” at the same time the government announced new welfare reforms for England and Wales The contradiction is stark. The UK banned conventional cages in 2012, and the Government now intends to ban colony cages as well — yet conventional caged eggs are still allowed to be imported. If we are serious about animal welfare, there should be no imports permitted that do not meet the same standards UK farmers are required to produce to

@AmexUK How can we report someone fraudulently registering an Amex Card to our address who doesn't live here? Tried calling but can't get through the automation. We're getting their letters.

25tBSC prices have taken another step lower widening the price range with reports of anything from £1.08 kg to £1.30kg ex works. The outlook for prices over the next 3wks is not great and at some stage deals will be struck sub £1 kg level. Spot milk prices same as previous week.

RIP @QuentinWillson A thoroughly lovely chap. Here he describes the drive of his life, in quite possibly my favourite car…

@absoluteradio u ok Hun you're playing the same records over and over....

@RichieFirth I think your seasonal food haul top ten needs to be tweeted, I need a shopping list of things my wife will no doubt like 😅

@OctopusEnergy Oh we're doing this today. 21kw of boilers on early. Washers on. Dryer on. Grain mill on. 👌

ONE HOUR TO GO! Are you ready for today’s #FreeElectricity session?

@OctopusEnergy Now you're milking it 🤫😉

@RShuffle Just realised I should have said - UDDERLY amazing!!! 🤦

@OctopusEnergy Should have all our 21Kw of water heaters charging up early ready for washing the plant down after milking the cows tonight 🐄🐄

@RoyalMailHelp Why do you keep refusing to deliver my post because of a road closed sign at the end of my road, when access to properties is being maintained? Two weeks of this we've had. We can come and go as we please but you refuse to deliver. Other parcel carriers make it ok

@stevelitchfield Hello, have you tested the Honor magic 7 pro camera at all? I bought a pixel 9 pro xl on prime day and received a block of cheese instead from Amazon. Got a refund but now silly money again really 😔. Looking elsewhere

@OctopusEnergy Ran my electric boilers on boost for an hour, save running them later 👌👌

Another #FreeElectricity session TOMORROW!!!! We don't think you'll reach the £440k target to win 8000 FREE PLUSHIES in this session - but have we underestimated your power? 📆 2-3pm Tuesday 5th August ✅ Octoplus members get free extra power - emails with instructions are on the way Share your pics to show us what you get up to 🤳

@bushontheradio Bush. Grills. Toaster hasn't worked for months and we've not got around to replacing it, keep grilling the toast. Slow but it works.

@NickBruzon @bushontheradio Make it happen @paulsylvester75

Let's end the way by superimposing what you think they're going to show on the big telly in our office.

Is it just me it irrationally annoys when you're on the phone to the dealer, and you've given them the make, model, year, serial no and part number you need they keep saying we can't find that, it didn't exist, it's not on your machine etc when I'm staring at the fucking thing 🤦‍♂️

@sheepfarmer782 Best way

@sheepfarmer782 I hope it goes well and you are both very happy

@sheepfarmer782 We're all here for the updates 🤣