B. Edward Curran

People never notice that you can be more than thoughts trapped by frozen moments in their mind...

The universe is perplexing because two medium size pizzas is less pizza than one large pizza Thursday has arrived

@Bob_Janke ✔️

I don't care where you reply to me from just don't be a dick.

Coola boola! This fucker is a wrap!

@EWalsh64 Santa's cousin Fred

What monster leaves the tub of butter uneven?

Over talking each other makes everything feel so much more authentic and believable Wednesday is dawning

@CushieButt Not that I want you to join the choir beyond... Sorry, I should have put that first but I'm stoned and went first thought first with this 'oh fuck!' follow up.

@CushieButt I'd appreciate and cherish your bong... and it would be on brand

too much onion in the fried rice. will probably die of heartburn tonight. to whom shall i bequeath my hiking boots & bong

@BobGolen To end up dying on the toilet

Off we go

@dmitryro Nailed it

To #Netanyahu it took 40 years to wait for somebody stupid enough to fight for him.

@JMcNutty23 HB2U

Off to birthday dinner!

@Bob_Janke Obviously you're bipedal and carbon based

Today I've been called conservative AND liberal and as usual everyone here is totally wrong about everything

Inside of you there's somebody nobody knows about wanting to get out is a wrap

@Bob_Janke "There's an appliance for that" is the upgrade of "...there's an app for that" society didn't need

In the article this bozo says the wanted the refrigerator to show him recipes like the pocket sized computer in his hand wasn't good enough

Dumbasses will by a refrigerator that needs a WiFi connection for some reason and then complain when it starts showing them ads like they've never been on the internet before

The ambiguity is whether Groucho was wearing the pajamas or the elephant Tuesday begins

You've my head absolutely wrecked is a wrap. Sláinte.

In me to give time

@QuestionAbyss Thanks coach!

Morning check in: Don't hold back on your potential.

Of my, not from my, dreams Monday begins

Starting the week with some things being less likely than others

@nycfemm The first M is for Mars

@Readwhenstoned Ok so is one a Mars?