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B. Edward Curran

B. Edward Curran

@Readwhenstoned

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Toronto, Ontario Tham gia Nisan 2012
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B. Edward Curran
B. Edward Curran@Readwhenstoned·
People never notice that you can be more than thoughts trapped by frozen moments in their mind...
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The universe is perplexing because two medium size pizzas is less pizza than one large pizza Thursday has arrived
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
I don't care where you reply to me from just don't be a dick.
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B. Edward Curran@Readwhenstoned·
Coola boola! This fucker is a wrap!
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⚠️Ǝ@EWalsh64·
What monster leaves the tub of butter uneven?
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B. Edward Curran
B. Edward Curran@Readwhenstoned·
Over talking each other makes everything feel so much more authentic and believable Wednesday is dawning
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B. Edward Curran@Readwhenstoned·
@CushieButt Not that I want you to join the choir beyond... Sorry, I should have put that first but I'm stoned and went first thought first with this 'oh fuck!' follow up.
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pamplemousse
pamplemousse@CushieButt·
too much onion in the fried rice. will probably die of heartburn tonight. to whom shall i bequeath my hiking boots & bong
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Bob Golen@BobGolen·
Off we go
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Dmitry@dmitryro·
To #Netanyahu it took 40 years to wait for somebody stupid enough to fight for him.
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Jeff@JMcNutty23·
Off to birthday dinner!
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
Today I've been called conservative AND liberal and as usual everyone here is totally wrong about everything
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B. Edward Curran
B. Edward Curran@Readwhenstoned·
Inside of you there's somebody nobody knows about wanting to get out is a wrap
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B. Edward Curran
B. Edward Curran@Readwhenstoned·
@Bob_Janke "There's an appliance for that" is the upgrade of "...there's an app for that" society didn't need
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
In the article this bozo says the wanted the refrigerator to show him recipes like the pocket sized computer in his hand wasn't good enough
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
Dumbasses will by a refrigerator that needs a WiFi connection for some reason and then complain when it starts showing them ads like they've never been on the internet before
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B. Edward Curran
B. Edward Curran@Readwhenstoned·
The ambiguity is whether Groucho was wearing the pajamas or the elephant Tuesday begins
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B. Edward Curran@Readwhenstoned·
You've my head absolutely wrecked is a wrap. Sláinte.
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?@QuestionAbyss·
Morning check in: Don't hold back on your potential.
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B. Edward Curran@Readwhenstoned·
Of my, not from my, dreams Monday begins
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B. Edward Curran@Readwhenstoned·
Starting the week with some things being less likely than others
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Nycfem@nycfemm·
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