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@EWalsh64

there exists only coffee

Next to the coffee pot Katılım Ekim 2020
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Sometimes you just need scissors.
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What monster leaves the tub of butter uneven?
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Snowing this morning
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Draft beer headache
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So...18 is now a tiktok chef 🤦🤦🤦
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My morning... Wind Advisory: Rainy Monday morning winds may cause loose trampolines to migrate toward school buses. Secure backyard equipment and emotionally prepare for the week
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I just buy off brand Pop Tarts and put them in a Pop Tart box so that people think I have money.
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What I knew...first name and a venue he frequently plays drums at... What i know now... Full name, Navy vet, occupation, address, voter affiliation, marriage license filing, wifey name... and photos of property and appraisal. So did you mention you are single...?
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"The Santa Baby coffee mug is for Xmas" i scold 18 as he watches me sip coffee from 'The Witch is in' coffee mug mid March.
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@ShaneQ36 They say dryer vents are made of aluminum for heat resistance, but we all know it’s really to block government surveillance and keep them from intercepting the top-secret intel hidden in your dirty laundry and socks
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illudiumQ36@ShaneQ36·
Of coarse dryer vents are made of aluminum foil. They make them so long bc of all the rips you put in them putting them on.
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Space week... Q.O D....where would you go if you had a rocket ship? Me: I would race the Milenium Falcon... 5: Really? what kind of teacher are you?
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@ShaneQ36 I hid her surge protector extension cord today... Petty Season time of year
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Game On!! My coworker threw out my opened bag of generic chips that were on a shelf in nobody's way. So... when she discovers her new can of Pringles are missing... I will tell her I ate them instead.
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@ShaneQ36 We will be on 48 hours if it happens again
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