InGen's Defense Attorney

Yep.

Hamm's and spaghetti is a wild combination.

@JohnFGresham @sxmswrld @gesangederfruhe @sexyfuncute Charlie Brown had hoes.

@sxmswrld @gesangederfruhe @sexyfuncute why not say Gen X or millennials? Makes as much sense. Millennials had the beaches at Normandy.

boomers had the beaches at normandy. i have a 14th st union square transfer. history repeats itself

@rkitchencels This is one of the sadder ones. I can't explain why. Just is.

@WrestlingMark16 @NATHANHOCKE95 They said "PLE," they're too far gone.

@NATHANHOCKE95 Fuck punctuation, huh

MJF and Jericho music video and whatever the fuck LIO Rush Is doing then u have An alliance with 25 men for no reason then u repeat the same matches on ples over n over then they no sell and have circus matches with flips tricks and no sells

@LauraLoomer @SecWar @ACampaNajjar Nothing like a racist hall monitor with a botched plastic face worthy of a documentary.

Hi @SecWar I am requesting a formal review of @ACampaNajjar, a Palestinian who claims he serves in the US military and is now running for Congress. There are photos of him that he has since deleted from his Instagram in which he praises his grandfather as a “hero” and “legend”. Ammar Campa-Najjar @ACampaNajjar is the grandson of Muhammad Yousef al-Najjar, a senior member of the Palestinian terrorist group Black September that murdered 11 Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics. How is he allowed to “serve” when he’s been on social media praising his Palestinian terrorist grandfather? Now, @ACampaNajjar is running for US Congress to islamify the Capitol even more. He should be dishonorably discharged and investigated. @PeteHegseth

@Dameshek The big guy absolutely fed Lupul his lunch.

Cheech was fantastic in the booth… I’ll always remember him for trying to save Gary Lupul from Lemieux, in his 1st game in the Igloo, back in ‘84

@EMcG76 @VitalVegas Do the casinos tip the elderly people putting the last of their savings into those machines? No? Then they can fuck off.

@VitalVegas Started reading the comments and wanted to throw my phone across the room. IF you don't understand it please stay home and don't come here.

Update: Roughly 94% of the replies to this post are along the lines of "wHy wOuLD i TiP a MaCHiNE?" Related: We're all doomed.

@PiratesFaithful Lot of baseball left to play.

We're going to need Ashcraft to ball out tomorrow night, which he very well may. Hopefully a bump in the road, but I see a trend forming with this team and it's not good. It is early enough they can turn that trend around, though. They need to lean on the veterans.

@NHLFlyers Shit so good, I almost liked a Hate Tweet.

Final in Pittsburgh.

@cycworker @AGretz Look, the Habs being fun to watch hurts me deep down inside. I hate it. But I can't deny it.

@RealWSchuster @AGretz I hate the Habs. Go Tampa!

Most of these playoff series in the first round have been amazing.

@JoshYohe_PGH We keep an even keel. We say nothing. We do not tempt the Hockey Gods.

Rick Tocchet sounded like a guy who thinks his team was a little tight tonight. All the pressure is on the Flyers now. Getting interesting.

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Can I get a little #bonushockey in Utah?

@NewsWire_US Jeffries can fuck off to wherever he likes, it just can't be Washington.

Jeffries says Trump impeachment not a top priority if Democrats win House majority

@bobgrove91 Bob, you think you can give them a little PowerPoint presentation before game 6?

On this date in 1992, down 3-1 in the series against Caps, the Pens switched to a neutral zone game they called a “1-4 delay” and emerged with a 5-2 victory –- the first of 3 straight wins to take the series on the way to a second straight Cup.

@HunterHodies Or on our first round parlays...

We really might get Utah-Anaheim in the second round. I don't think many had that one on their bingo cards.

Kerfoot just took a shotgun blast to the chest and shook it off. Playoffs.

The black Utah uniforms are quickly becoming a favorite.

@HunterHodies @AGretz Haven't had a chance to really watch much of that series, which is disappointing.

@AGretz Dallas-Minnesota has also been great

Montreal-Tampa Bay has been amazing. Anaheim-Edmonton has been the captivating one for me. Utah-Vegas is also sensational.