Drone

@rosiekennedyxx You should switch cars. I love the L for the eye candy. It only costs $3

the L train is cool bc you will randomly sit in the same car as someone who broke ur heart, a tweaker calling you a racist and a child with a cleft lip trying to sell you a $10 snickers bar

@zara_sole Me and you. Happy hour. Midtown rooftop

Would you join me for a drink after work?

@HannaCanadia @BacardiCapital @fsu I always wanted to get drunk enough to jump in. I went in the winter but it was covered

@BacardiCapital @fsu Le Bain hot tub chlamydia infested since 2010 confirmed

Best places to go swimming in America: Recess @FSU Le Bain Hot Tub Rock Bar

@fragrancewife I bet you found a few thousand after this post. Include me

I have yet to find a man that will let me restrain him to the point of immobilization during sex

@magicamaj Lumidee

REMY MA BABY! BIG BRONX! Stop playing with her.

@yourmistresG Where does she live

My sister need a boy toy that cooks, cleans and runs all her errands Who want to volunteer? 🧎

@sexyfuncute I predicted that

getting pedicure today

Come back to nyc, I have a camo fit and a marriage proposal for you

@Misbehavedxo No, wrestlers did. But one teacher in hs added to it

men who have a foot fetish, did a school teacher play a role in how it began for you?

@juicyjNYC Where, can you name any? There might be one “cool” and one “valid” Brooklyn club.

I’m excited for this cuz Pacha will be more of a Manhattan style nightclub and will keep dance floor yappers who dont dance, finance bros, people from jersey, and girls who wear the same west village girl going out uniform away from the cool and valid brooklyn clubs

@SHORTlRICAN What’s an oomf? A fan? A simp? Because me. And me.

i wanna meet all my nyc oomfs one day

@magicamaj This makes me want to move back to the Bronx and become a musician so I can retain your services

Your favorite NYC lawyer from The BX

@thedebralea @ConceptualJames @DefiyantlyFree Did you just invite the entire Internet over to your house?

@ConceptualJames @DefiyantlyFree Anyone (normal) is invited my Shabbat dinners anytime!

Fun fact: Observant Jewish life would inspire most young American conservatives tremendously if they saw it for real and ditched the propaganda against it.

@digitalvicc Yay! Can we play out a scene in a crowded club?

my friends convinced me to extend my NYC trip 😋

@servelucid I liked this story. Are you in nyc?

One of my long-term subs finally got caught after all these years! His wife looked me up, cross-checked my personal IG to confirm it was really me (I don’t mind), and made him block me. Now apparently whenever they’re out and he so much as glances at an Asian woman, she goes, ‘thinking about that Lucid again, aren’t you?!’ Meanwhile he’s still sending to me so...

@itszoyevans 5’8 What’s the prize if someone wins

Guess my height

@SharlaMcBride @marc_lotter I wanna lick those heels clean

Patriotic getup wasn’t planned, but it sure was fun! @marc_lotter

@HannaCanadia Local gyms, baseball field, my house ….

Where do I go in NYC to meet a man that looks like this because unfortunately this is my type currently

@Iilmishy Why wouldn’t you be?

still alive

NYC: Ladybug is looking for a foster! She’s 2 years old and FelV+, so she would need to be the only cat or have a separate space, like a bathroom. Please reach out to me if you can help, or please retweet! #CatsOnX #cat #nyc