Resolute_Cactus

@friedoreo2 @1ssve Oh no, fake job haver needs to pretend he has a real job. The horror.

@1ssve I’m on week 2 of this transition. WFH ➡️ office. It’s rough. It’s hard. I drive 30 minutes to log on to a computer to video meet with my team. Not a single person in the office is relevant to me. All because the CEO “wants people back in”

if you are thinking of leaving your WFH job… DO NOT DO IT.

@DealsDispatch @Breaking911 Yes, because its obvious the car behind him was rear ended since it was stopped in the middle of the road.

@Breaking911 I’m I the only one thinking this looked intentional? 🤨

😳 Streamer “hmblzayy,” who is walking from Philadelphia to California, was struck by a car in Indiana and transported to the hospital.

@cto_junior Every time I feel dumb for going pharma instead of tech I have to remember I get to work with Asians and Europeans and women, instead of indians.

"work life balance" (as a remote L6)

@JustBins Imagine being named suck man and moving to an English speaking country.

Dhami Construction has voluntarily paid in full Just Bins' remediation costs for cleaning the 3,637 lbs of debris that were illegally dumped in a ditch shortly before 11pm on April 21st outside Pilot Butte. The company representative, Sukhman Singh, tells us after internal investigation they concluded it was their company truck which dumped the debris and they have fired the employee responsible. Singh also assured us Dhami Construction will be cooperating with law enforcement's continuing investigation. Singh asks that after receiving 150+ calls the public stop calling in complaints to Dhami Construction.

@Howlingmutant0 And this is how I find out you're an apple boy. Disgusting.

The fuck is Spotify doing

@DudleyWong6699 @Alt_Azn We dont talk about it because a black guy with prior arrests did it. If it was a white shooter it would be plastered on the walls.

@Alt_Azn When 8 White kids die we talk about it because that’s a tragic loss of life. When 8 black kids die we don’t talk about it because it’s not a tragic loss of life.

Didn’t the worst mass shooting in a while happen this morning in Louisiana? Kinda strange no one is talking about it at the end of the day.

@JLTPoetry @Daily_MailUS Well the problem here are the blacks.

@Daily_MailUS But we’re pretending guns still aren’t the problem.

BREAKING: Eight children, including 18-month-old baby, are killed in mass shooting

@Kyle_C137 Bro not you too.

Interesting

@JeffreyRuesga Doing the most Mexican job in one on of the most Mexican states 💀 brother painters are supposed to be living 8 to an apartment and sending all their money to their abuela

I'm getting crushed here living in Cali. Gas is $7, Diesel $9, tried buying a Gatorade at the gas station, cost 4.75. Just spent 80 at the store for very basic items. Struggling painter contractor, super competitive. Down to my last 2k. Rebt a single bedroom $1500. God help me

@AydinPaladin @Livid_Pigeon What are they putting in the water over there in the yookay.

@Livid_Pigeon What's wrong with you? You want the rest of the world to suffer because of a war of choice?

Last week the MAGA narrative was that the lazy, cowardly Europoors needed to go get their own oil. France said "okay", brokered a deal, and sailed on through. Other Euro countries started doing the same. Now the US is going to blockade the Strait and intercept vessels from Euro and Asian countries that made such deals. The rest of the world was trying to do what Trump demanded, but no, the whole planet must suffer for Bibi's war. America and Israel have declared themselves enemies of the world. There is no other way to look at it.

@Joxyn_ @eurofounder AI absolutely sicks ass at marketing, and is nowhere near error free enough to do finance yet.

@eurofounder I'll sto you at the first bullet point. If you start studying marketing or finance in 2026 you are a retard. You'll have literally no job when you graduate because of AI.

Perfect European career (female edition): 18 - Begin studies in marketing 20 - Student exchange in Lisbon, have sex with foreign men 23 - Unpaid internship at an NGO 25 - Start Masters degree 27 - First paid position. €1,100/month 29 - Get pregnant after a one night stand with a Dutch tourist 30 - Go on a 5-year maternity leave 35 - Return to work, get promoted under the EU Gender Balance Directive 38 - Burn out. Go on 2-year fully paid mental health break 41 - Return to work, surprised that there is no promotion 42 - File discrimination lawsuit 43 - €180,000 settlement, retire 44 - Write LinkedIn post titled “What It Means To Be A Female Leader In Europe”

@GiverOfNames @libsoftiktok Enough about your weird rape fantasy, why is this rapist not in prison?

@libsoftiktok I get why people are upset about this, but when I was in middle school I wanted to crack all my female teachers so bad. Where were all these female pedo teachers then? Just saying…

Colorado school social worker Chloe Castro AVOIDS PRISON TIME after pleading guilty to a felony for s*xually assaulting a minor student who she had a s*xual relationship with and will instead be in the state’s probation program.

@Howlingmutant0 @NoahRyanCo Who doesn't love having kids in their mouth?

@NoahRyanCo Why is it always sour patch kids though lol

Always saw the biggest guy at my college gym eating sour patch kids inbetween his sets and my underdeveloped brain could not comprehend why a man so jacked would eat something so taboo (this was peak low-carb era). But now I understand. Fast carbs (glucose, dextrose, sucrose) enter your bloodstream immediately. Working muscles sucks that glucose out of your blood via GLUT4 transclocation, independent of insulin. You bypass the usual metabolic bottlenecks and feed your engines mid-burn. High intensity training is heavily dependent on glycogen and glycolosis. Burn through your glycogen stores and your performance suffers. Less explosiveness, no pump, more cortisol. Keeping your muscles fueled mid-workout gives you everything you want and need. Glucose has an osmotic effect. It pulls water into muscle cells and hydrates you at an intracellular level (very anabolic btw). You get better bloodflow, bigger/fuller muscles, better contraction. You can sustain peak output for the entirety of your workout. Its not just your muscles that are being fueled either. Your brain is a glucose hog. Low blood sugar during long sessions is the leading cause of fatigue and poor motor output. Hence why glucose microdosing is beneficial for cognitive tasks as well (especially hybrid psycho/physiological tasks like martial arts, sports etc.) Better yet, exogenous glucose blunds cortisol-induced tissue breakdown. Extremely anti-catabolic. You perform better, you feel better, you recover better, and you leave your workout less fried than you otherwise would. All while giving you a perfect excuse to get your sugar fix in guilt free.

@Luminarius1776 @MAC_Arms To the hood? Absolutely.

@MAC_Arms Do you really want some ghetto rat to take an M-16 back to the 'hood? You're a veteran. You should know better.

I've long held that Soldiers should have the option to buy their service rifles when Honorably Discharged. This has many upsides. 1) They continue service as inactive reserves. 2) It funds new rifles for new Soldiers. 2) It helps the manufacturing industry, plus other benefits.

@BrianL969798630 @MAC_Arms Or we could just not do that, and be a real country again.

@MAC_Arms Need to de-militarize it first. Good idea otherwise.

@sanity_american @MikeyNohMore Eh they fucked eachothers wives which is pretty gay, but Imholt got hit with revenge porn charges and a DUI while Nick is still married and beat most of his legal issues. They're all degens though you're right.

@ResoluteCactus @MikeyNohMore Didn't Imholte fuck his wife? Not a win. Technically they're all still going, just not as popular as they once were.

2026 ain't even a quarter of a way over with and we already have a surefire contender for Lolcow of the Year.

@sanity_american @MikeyNohMore Didn't nick mostly win though? Just obviously will never be as popular as before the scandal.

@MikeyNohMore Jer's cooked.

@thedimitri @Hinga_Dinga_Dur @FrenlyOfficer He has stated multiple times to believe all women, so no, we actually do have to metoo him. Its the consequence of believing all women.

@Hinga_Dinga_Dur @FrenlyOfficer Can't we achieve this without MeTooing people

> woman receives nudes from congressman, sends nudes back > he takes dick out, she performs oral sex on him > she gets extremely drunk, goes home with him and doesn't remember having sex > she still talks to him after to use him for his status > he dumps her > she claims sexual assault

@MartinShkreli Phase 3 trial cuck. Anything past P1 should be legal, just not covered by insurance.

im getting pissed off. stop taking illegal retatrutide. wait for FDA approval. PHARMA BRO OUT.

@Howlingmutant0 @bizixun You have to speak their language: Ching Chong ching dog fried rice egg roll.

@bizixun What did she do? Ask yourself that first

这种男人是怎么找到老婆的，配拥有老婆孩子吗！😡😡