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@RetardDecoder

I translate retards so you don’t have to!—————follow me if you’re not retarded 🤤

Murica Tham gia Kasım 2023
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I’m happy to see that Trump still has Biden’s photo up
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Every liberal woman: “Elon Musk is a greedy capitalist who should give all his money away” Translation: “I wish Elon Musk would impregnate me”
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@reddit_lies Elon Musk: “The west needs to stop importing ppl who literally knife and r*pe people” The left: “Elon Musk is so racist”
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Happy 80th birthday, King Trump! May you live to be 110 to torment libs for the next 30 years 🙏🏻
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Someone got access to my debit card info today & went on a spending spree If we started decorating trees with thieves like this country used to do, this kind of thing wouldn’t happen
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Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
What does this burger taste like?! 🤨
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Becoming a trillionaire makes you better looking. It’s science. Congrats, Elon!
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@nexjenx Yeah, apparently he wanted less distractions and wanted to make himself less of a target for retards who complain about billionaires. It didn’t work….. shocker
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NEX@nexjenx·
@RetardDecoder Yep Elon bought a Boxable. It’s quite interesting.
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This is supposedly the same tiny house that Elon Musk lives in, worth only $50,000 Meanwhile, Democrats that live in $10 million mansions are crying over his wealth
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Pete Buttigieg: We have to deal with a Supreme Court that is now a rogue Supreme Court. It’s time to think big. Nowhere in the constitution does it say there have to be nine justices... We could have 13.
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DogeDesigner
DogeDesigner@cb_doge·
Protesters wrote “STOP MUSK” on the road today in protest of SpaceX’s IPO. Stop Elon Musk from doing what exactly? • Helping people with paralysis regain independence and working to restore vision through Neuralink? • Accelerating the world’s transition to electric vehicles, solar energy and battery storage through Tesla? • Making rockets reusable and working to make humanity multiplanetary through SpaceX? • Connecting remote communities and restoring communications during disasters through Starlink? • Building maximum truth-seeking AI through xAI? • Restoring free speech on 𝕏? Elon Musk is dedicating his companies to advancing humanity and building a better future for civilization. Who is funding these paid protests against Elon and what are they so afraid of?
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
Solution - don't get student loans.
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Catturd ™@catturd2·
So according to my analytics, counting my new follows and unfollows - I’ve gained, net, 10,000s of new followers in the past few months, for a grand total of -8,000. James Woods said the same thing is happening to him. WTF is going on?
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
Austin Metcalf's Father just called Karmelo Anthony "watermelon felon". I feel for his loss of his son, but this is incredibly racist and only increases racial divides. It’s pathetic that he has to return to this. Watermelon has a long history as a racist stereotype used to mock and dehumanize Black people, especially in the United States after slavery and during the Jim Crow era.
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Retard Translator ™@RetardDecoder·
Technically, Elon Musk is wealthier than every country on Earth ZERO countries have a budget surplus of 1 trillion dollars
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@TaraBull Democrats are nothing more than communists, and have been for a while. They try to take what they can’t earn themselves
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joe henry
joe henry@johngalt8421·
@RetardDecoder A lot of money was sidelined hoping for an allocation. I have seen an estimate of $150 billion was trying to participate in the IPO, but only $75 billion taken. So this is more complicated than it looks. The excess $75 billion may go back into other stocks
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