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40 year old enlists, gets tummy ache at basic, wins $20k a month disability Millennial retirement plan

@FeehanKerryn Saunavabitch thats a nice ass

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@ick_real Do it like 500 days in a row. Even if you don't wanna.

I wanna get addicted to getting up early, hitting the gym, and eating healthy like y’all, what’s the secret??

@PostBudClarity @Allamerican5656 @CryptoZachLA Absolutely incredible that wasn't the end of his political career.

@Allamerican5656 @CryptoZachLA Let's start with agreeing never to vote for someone who tries to overthrow elections when they lose. No fucking excuses. As a patriotic American I always thought that was a very low bar. Rather ashamed of my countrymen for failing to hold that line.

Alright i'll say it. I fucked up voting for/believing in Trump. The Democrats were right. (he still has another 2-3years but it aint looking good bruv)

@OmnipotentCEO @robertkelly @arishaffir @TheEndComedy @YMHstudios Ofc he's dying. Haven't you heard about his decade long anal tampon? It that aint ass cancer, or soon to be, idk what is.

@robertkelly @arishaffir @TheEndComedy @YMHstudios is ari dying? why are you promoting this so hard?

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he looks like David Spade playing Joe Exotic

The bar is so low that just working out three times a week and not eating like a trash compactor will make you look and feel better than almost everyone you know.

@SSB_Rick 9 days in and already an expert. Amazing.

The best way to avoid alcohol problems? Don’t let the first drink start them. AVOID THE PROBLEM BEFORE IT STARTS Alcohol promises relaxation, but it often brings consequences: Poor decisions Damaged relationships Health problems Lost opportunities Regret the next morning One choice today can shape your tomorrow. Choose clarity. Choose control. Choose sobriety. Comment SOBER if you’re choosing the better path.

@BizDrMark @WorldofRobert1 @JoshuaBarzon God only cares about this fella's wallet. He doesn't care about school children being murdered.

@WorldofRobert1 @JoshuaBarzon You're assuming we're not?

My wallet has been lost for days. I’ve legit searched everywhere. I have been super stressed about it. I stopped today and prayed that God would help me find it. I found it literally 30 seconds later. Praise God.

Chuck Norris died during bottom surgery

@pissvortex Any cabinet is full of things to put up your ass if you're brave enough

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

Magic ‘the gathering’ Johnson

@TheJoeySwoll Oh

This is absolutely ridiculous and disrespectful to post on the day of his passing. Politicizing the death of an American icon who gave selflessly to so many causes. You know, it’s OK to have admiration for AND mourn the loss of someone even if you don’t agree with them politically or have different beliefs than them. STOP trying to further divide people and drive the idea that you have to hate someone that thinks differently than you, and using the passing of Chuck Norris to do so is lower than low. You cannot hate the media enough. Shame on you. DO BETTER.

@flasportsbuzz Dan Le Burglar

If the squatter wanted to convince police he was the owner, I'm guessing it didn't help his case when he told law enforcement that he typically enters the home through the window.

Boomers in 2030: ok, you were right about Iraq and Iran, and frankly everything in between, but this war with Turkey is really necessary

@WorldofRobert1 Oh no not you too with the AI slop

So this happened!

Joe Kent was like "we're fighting this war for Israel" and Trump cultists responded "traitor!" and then an hour later Trump was like "these fkn Israelis keep blowing shit up we didn't agree to" And they still can't figure out that Joe told the truth!? How is that even possible!

@stavvybaby Could've stopped at "...off the screen."

Gonna try my hardest not to blow Glen off the screen with my sexual dynamism

@SSB_Rick Oh look, the guy who blames his wife for his own fuck ups is a republican. Shocking.

As long as the Save America officially passes. They won’t win again for decades

He would have been a star even in the silent film era. Some people are born for it