Rusty “The Energizer” Smith, PE

@HootersHank this could unlock levels of cuckery we can’t even conceive in our minds

Bench in bar bathroom… #expand ??

@HeatersPeter that prenup better be airtight for his sake and swiss cheese for hers

Had to double take the caption #HeMustBeLoaded #SECcouple

almost got side swiped by a semi and i look back in my rear view to see the guy hitting this emote on me as if he didn’t nearly just kill me

@viewsceo buddy looks like a retarted minecraft steve now

Clavicular gets HEATED after his viewers started clowning his new look 😳

@FreddyLA7 freddy’s head might explode coming out of the fort pitt tunnel into pittsburgh

HOUSTON OMG

@draftkings76594 i was driving hung today and started focusing on how the seat and steering wheel’s texture felt rather than the road. i might have been roofied last night.

Hungover driving has gotta be more dangerous than drunk driving

VALENTINE!

gotta stare at my phone screen to prevent myself from throwing up in the uber until i’m home. anyone else have a similar experience?

@WUTangKids the three kings brought gold, frakensense and myrrh

These Scottish lads doing the full American experience at Fenway

@ginosrtv hawaiian clav better go ten toes down and keep that chick. that man’s only match is a career slut

trinity ive seen this film before leave that man

Crafton man reaches age where he can routinely point out where things used to be. More at 11.

@MattSumf free will is a beautiful thing

Took a piss off my balcony and this guy is just staring at me like it’s illegal

@Clavicular0 withered clav

You can always be thinner, look better.

@executeH5beno “you either hungry or you’re not”

I don’t give a fuck bro 4 beers

my buddy is the only man 21+ years of age i know that has willingly bought and consumed crown rousse

the women in my phone get progressively hotter the more i drink (sometimes for better, sometimes for worse). is there a term for this phenomenon?

@bagtucket back in the day you could change your birthday unlimited times in the app and get free chips and a side daily. the day they patched that method was my 9/11

Young bucks don’t know the method #watercup

VALENTINE THAT IS NOT THE SHOT

@Rajesh416769 #SLAG

i pass the 67 bus every day on the way to work. if i was a third grader id be talking about that for the next week