SCORES BASERUNNER (has cat ears)

@KikiFamiliaNyan technically i made myself coffee and then you woke up and came in and drank it and then i made myself more coffee. but yeah! you’re vibrating now 💚

awww @SCORES_BASE made me coffee mistake :3c

Anyway, after that I… went home. The house is there. Kiki wasn’t even awake yet. So I made coffee. I don’t know what’s going to come next, but I know I could get used to days like this in a city like this with people like this. Let’s grow, everyone 💚

But I still took a turn around it anyway. And a quick visit to the mound. Remember when I was pitching? I really try not to

Today I woke up early. I’m pretty used to that, dawn practices and all. I wheeled across the Harvlard bridge at sunrise and met scarlet in the square for coffee. I think it’s important to spend more time with her now that she’s getting close to her first moulting

@KikiFamiliaNyan i think the end of the universe counts as dying right?

@KikiFamiliaNyan i mean it KINDA did

so while i was cleaning out the old locker in - uh. wherever i am now. i found this kinda… goodbye letter? thing? it’s for if i got incinerated but uh. y’know. i think it pretty much still applies, so - y’know. here:

@nameoftheyear this is gonna feel weird!

I still have access to the internal Blaseball Name Generator spreadsheet that I (mostly) wrote. If you reply to this, I will tell you what player would replace you if you died

@KikiFamiliaNyan @TheAceChambers babe did you just. never learn who ace was

@TheAceChambers thanks weird joe biden

Don't you all dang worry. Me and my dang kids will continue to punch some dang moose from dang now through the dang rest of dang eternity.

I’ll see you all in the Hall one day. BLOOM goes SCORES BASERUNNER 💚🌹💚

So. That’s everything and everyone. To the rest of the Flowers and to the fans - All I’ve ever wanted was to understand the world and to shape it a little nicer. If you’re reading this, I failed. So you’ll need to take up the work yourselves.

Well! If you’re reading this I’ve been incinerated or something else awful and someone got around to reading this. So... good luck with the rest of this. I’m gonna try to keep it serious, but... well, you all know by now just how good at that I usually am