Sam Farrell

@Raelthy This is retardmaxxing by force

I just need one more concussion to unlock full enlightenment

@RealFoodRina You can only get away with it for so long !

Ez pass is the next institution to have a scandal. They have been scamming people for years. Trust that justice will be served.

@juliegirltweets No more no less

@elkelk This is forever the backup plan

Don’t forget Walmart parking lots. You’re even allowed to live in them, legally.

@PabloPeniche Damn she’s a beaut

I can't believe this Getty mansion is still for sale. $5M in Berkeley.

@Face_Almighty44 These are the places of America

@FiberNervosa This is how you push it to the next level

being deathly hungover as a way of challenging myself at work

@sterling_west24 Closing that road for weeks is a disaster

Palm Beach boat show? You mean the bane of my existence?

@AlexEdgerton Makes no sense, u get all the sauce etc everywhere too

I'll never understand the fascination with burgers that nobody can fit in their mouth. This is called "firefighter style" from In-N-Out. Unless you can unhinge your jaw like a python, why not just have two burgers?

@AndrewBragg5555 Bilbomaxxing is now a thing

The Walking Revolution has begun In the wise words of Bilbo Baggins: “It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.”

@thestonechat Stay locked in

@winekingg Need it

Lite lunch at grandmother’s

@spirodonfl No matter what u think of em these are infinitely more useful tho

Metaverse shutting down after spending 800000000000000000000000000000000000 freedom dollars on it proves LLMs can go away too. These things can be put back in the box for better things.

@resetbasis @hamptonism The funny thing about these slop accounts is if they posted day in the life/local stuff about where they live they could probably grow a real audience & business

@hamptonism I think I won’t have to pretend to care about you in a few weeks

explaining why you are single is a red flag

@PerrySolem The original situation monitors

SunTrust Special Situations Group, Atlanta, April 2001

@MidwestEnjoyer5 The air fryer is the glue that ties this all together

@wearetheselect It’s never back til it’s over first !

Are we cooked chat?

@macrojack21 @KeenanPeachy They are trying to blackpill you Jackson. Don’t let em !!

@KeenanPeachy ive had the opposite experience, never seen so much joy from strangers than with baby