m. stanfield

@nvsqft the beatings will continue until morale improves

@resetbasis It Shall Remain Suboptimal Until It is.....Optimal.

Austin, TX multifamily market right now. Seems suboptimal.

@CaseyMericle I believe these are made for the man who also owns a fanny pack

I gotta hook screwed into a 2 x 4 on my wall that does the same thing Guaranteed the hook is cheaper

@SinaiLawFirm God I hate these people so much. Completely isolated from the insane policies they vote for.

@resetbasis it was all fun and games supporting various political agendas until the residents experienced the consequences of those policies personally

*taps the sign

@robbiehendricks I'd rather drown 1,000,000 meth heads by hand than let one pregnant woman and her child get harassed on the street.

@resetbasis I'd rather 1,000,000 innocent lives be taken than to put one meth addicted vagrant in a facility. I'm virtuous. I care about people. I am better than you. I also live in Napa.

@hell_line0 how about you go fuck yourself

2022: “Stop overreacting, they won’t overturn Roe.” They did. 2023: “Stop overreacting, they won’t let women die rather than get an abortion.” They did. 2024: “Stop overreacting, they won’t arrest women for miscarriages.” They did. 2025: “Stop overreacting, they won’t turn women into incubators.” They did. 2026: “Stop overreacting, they won’t attack mifepristone.” They did, today. Now: “Stop overreacting, they won’t go after birth control next.” They will.

@EllliotttB We specifically hire from Spirit and Waffle House. Gotta know how to throw hands.

If you are a former spirit airline employee and wish to take some of those skills to multifamily property management please contact @resetbasis

@moseskagan But what about the communications majors and baristas who are offended by this kind of development?

Everyone wants to judge, but the people with skin in the game (the developer who paid to build these homes and the buyers who pay to buy them) seem satisfied

@MarkAllenMulti @robbiehendricks @Stealx Just wait, gonna pivot to shilling an AI agent that collects rent in housing projects.

ReTwit has become ReAITwit. 99% of posts are hyping up AI with no useful content. OR, many posts are long form, AI generated, and I skip right past them. Thanks to a handful of good writers out there who are insightful and/or comical. @robbiehendricks @stealx @resetbasis To name a few.

@robbiehendricks @Codie_Sanchez

@Codie_Sanchez @resetbasis

One of the most overlooked AI opportunities in the next 24 months is voice agents for boring businesses. Every HVAC, plumbing, and pest control company in America is sending calls to voicemail after 5pm. One AI voice agent fixes it overnight. Most owners have never even heard of this technology, yet alone know how to implement it. The person who packages this up and sells it to 500 of them is going to be very rich...very quietly.

@ringmagazine Strange. The heavy bags at my gym don't sound like that when I hit em. Should I assume they're all defective?

Christian Mbilli putting in that work ahead of his WBC super middleweight title defense against Canelo Alvarez in September 💥

@nypost No woman has ever aggressively pursued a man with such a weak chin

Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked trib.al/lwsWCbT

@exec_sum The accuser

"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse

@ClayTravis would be crazy if you could sell beer this way

It appears the fat chicks in spandex and men pretending to be women woke era of failing to sell products has been completely replaced by hot chicks selling products era.

@moseskagan I see stuff like this and wonder, "is this real, or am I not fully understanding something?"

First article in today's LA Times

@WallStRollup lol. Blue Owl.

JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon calls out deterioration in underwriting standards. "There are more than a thousand private credit managers: Carlyle, Blackstone, KKR, Ares, Blue Owl may be brilliant, but I guarantee you not all thousand of them are."

@spencerpratt Wow. Well done.

They not like us

@realEstateTrent Should strip malls have one or two dry cleaners?

Been a while since I've done this: Ask me anything for 30 minutes!

@DallasAptGP @scogolfs I was not invited back

@resetbasis @scogolfs I am trying to picture you on a golf course

East Coast > The Kittansett Club in Marion, MA