m. stanfield

@CaseyMericle No self respecting man should do this. A pic with your date? Excellent. A photo shoot so she can post them online? For gods sake, have some dignity

Seller who’s property has been on market 365+ days & refuses to give a price drop The man taking the pic They call him a broker He can’t leave 😂

@RobertMSterling Mexicans gonna freak when they have to pay extra for guacamole

America is so dominant that we’re now exporting burritos to Mexico

@ElsewhereCRE 200k followers I pivot to crypto

@resetbasis I thought you were focused on crypto?

100k followers. No more real estate content. From now on, this account is focused on parenting advice, peptide stacks, courses, and vague posts about hustling.

@PabloBarreiro Here's what watching the World Cup has taught me about the power of teamwork in B2B SaaS sales 🧵👇

@resetbasis Nothing about the world cup?

@DSweetTexas Not to brag or anything, but low-thought happens to be a specialty of mine.

@resetbasis Yeah - if you want to make the big X dollars, you've got to go by "Trending" and drag everything you see there into your posts. Be sure to put some low-thought but strong opinions in there. The algo isn't that unpredictable.

@lucashd Gotta step up my game

@resetbasis You don’t keep a supply of JD on hand? That sounds sub optimal

@lucashd Vitamin C, omegas, 3 cool ranch Doritos, alpha lipoic acids, moderate amount of cocaine and either Jack Daniel’s or jim beam depending on availability

@resetbasis What is your peptide stack

@resetbasis sorry man back to work

@jsynergy Under 3 hour flight, or mid day flight, you should be put in jail. Be a man. Sit up.

@resetbasis What is your definitive position on reclining airline seats?

@willis_cap Damnit

@resetbasis Sad!

@theficouple I feel like your whole schtick on here is terrible financial advice for engagement

Let’s say you had $132,000 in the bank. But you also have a $132,000 mortgage at 5.8%. Pay off the house...absolute no brainer.

@DavidJanke_CRE you want it to be one way

@resetbasis Each time I think I have a better idea or find a loophole in this theory, I’m always reminded in one way or another I was wrong, it’s the price, it’s always the price.

If you're buying an apartment complex that looks like this, your best amenity is price. Not countertops, outdoor kitchens, dog wash stations, ev chargers, smart locks, or anything else a guru tells you. It's all bullshit you won't get paid for. Cheap rent is all that matters.

@DamonZumbroegel Very nice work

Things I make: Heartwswing Home -Lake Tahoe, California, USA #architecture #design

@WFG_DEN Never gonna shill any courses with that kind of quitters attitude sir

@resetbasis If anything 10 years newer is renting for what you hope to get your model is insane

@emre_mayo Sure, but can you really put a price on vibes?

@resetbasis $20k investment on a $2400 a year return doesn't work on a consumable. Many don't realize a decade later, you are back in the same unrenovated place, so you made $24k on your $20k so you made under 2% return.

@Stealx The Paris of eastern Tennessee.

@resetbasis You don't know real estate My value add program adds a pool, dog wash station and a pickleball court We model $250/month increase in rents by Y2 We're considering adding red light therapy stations at our next acquisition in Pigeon Forge

@resetbasis Laughs in mark up to market

@credealjunkie Strategically located next to a MetroPCS, pawn shop, a Subway, and a store that finances rims.

@resetbasis Forest Heights

@jmwass The Vibe @ 3401 or whatever the fuck places like this are called

@resetbasis The green building color is all the amenity I need